Think positive. You see her by the side of her disabled car on a lonely road -
I was driving home from shopping when I saw a car pulled over by the side of the road. A young lady was looking into the open hood of the truck. There was no one else about, so I thought the chivalrous thing to do would be to stop, even though I know little about the workings of the internal combustion engine, and offer what assistance I could.
I parked behind her, turned on my hazard lights, and walked up to the disabled conveyance. When I approached her, she gave a small start - as if I had startled her - and then smiled, and looked at me with the most beautiful blue eyes I have ever seen, and said, "Oh goodness! You surprised me. I was on my way from choir practice at the Presbyterian church down the road. My father, the pastor, has been trying to fix this accursed radiator problem for ever so long, but to no avail. Thank you so much for stopping."
"OH, dear . . . ,“ she continued, "I'm afraid I shall be late for the children's hospital."
"You work there?"
"No, I volunteer. They - the little ones - are so cheered by my jibes, that they forget their miseries, and I do love them so. And then after that, I shall miss the meeting of the Young Republicans Club."
"I'm afraid I don't know very much about cars," I said, "but . . . I could drive you."
# 1 A mah has to know his limitations # 3 Whatever # 4 Nope not today # 7 As good acting as anything in hollyweird today # 9 He's had problems with that hen before JD
#3 My look when my wife offers my help to the neighbors to fix something they broke #4 Sometimes cats are cool. #8 Justine Trudeau practicing to be prime minister of Canada
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#1 looks like something I'd do....... :0(
ReplyDelete#3 ... Pup's got those languid Sydney Sweeney eyes.
ReplyDeleteYup, it's the same look Sydney Sweeney would give me - disappointment with a side of 'Can we get this over with already?'
DeleteThink positive. You see her by the side of her disabled car on a lonely road -
DeleteI was driving home from shopping when I saw a car pulled over by the side of the road. A young lady was looking into the open hood of the truck. There was no one else about, so I thought the chivalrous thing to do would be to stop, even though I know little about the workings of the internal combustion engine, and offer what assistance I could.
I parked behind her, turned on my hazard lights, and walked up to the disabled conveyance. When I approached her, she gave a small start - as if I had startled her - and then smiled, and looked at me with the most beautiful blue eyes I have ever seen, and said, "Oh goodness! You surprised me. I was on my way from choir practice at the Presbyterian church down the road. My father, the pastor, has been trying to fix this accursed radiator problem for ever so long, but to no avail. Thank you so much for stopping."
"OH, dear . . . ,“ she continued, "I'm afraid I shall be late for the children's hospital."
"You work there?"
"No, I volunteer. They - the little ones - are so cheered by my jibes, that they forget their miseries, and I do love them so. And then after that, I shall miss the meeting of the Young Republicans Club."
"I'm afraid I don't know very much about cars," I said, "but . . . I could drive you."
And the rest, as they say, is history.
#3 The dog is heard saying, "God, I hate this bitch"...
ReplyDelete#2 A week later he can't understand why the warranty repairs were denied...
ReplyDelete# 1 A mah has to know his limitations
ReplyDelete# 3 Whatever
# 4 Nope not today
# 7 As good acting as anything in hollyweird today
# 9 He's had problems with that hen before
JD
#1 is a clear case of the Pop Tart getting hot before it was time to relax.
ReplyDelete# 7 has a great future a pro soccer player
ReplyDelete# 10 too
#3 My look when my wife offers my help to the neighbors to fix something they broke
ReplyDelete#4 Sometimes cats are cool.
#8 Justine Trudeau practicing to be prime minister of Canada
#7 - I wonder how many times Dad demonstrated the proper thing to do when hit with a lightsaber? Quite a few, I'd bet.
ReplyDeleteJohn G.
#5 Fish farts...
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