#9 ... On the way out to the ranch today, wife and I saw Meth lab Karen's sister hauling in the trash can and I said, "Look! It's Jolene!" Wife immediately struck up the tune (it's one of her faves) and it's been playing on continuous loop in my head all afternoon. Yours now, too.
Thanks, mate. Didn't even know that tune before, but now, thanks to you....
We need more publicly accessible pig farms. Best way to dispose of corpses. Sharks are effective but are really shit at showing up when you need them. They are of course there when you really don't need them. They are the oceanic equivalent of middle management.
Entombing the recently deceased asshole in a concrete slab is no longer sustainable. Slabs are too thin, and too many cameras, especially thermals. FML, the life of a hitman was never easy, but now....maybe time to freshen up NLP, make assholes whack each other, perhaps even make some money by flogging the video.
Have you considered befriending an oil field fracking crew? Run the corpse through a wood chipper, then have the boys punch that a mile downhole with a spread of at least a half mile. That DNA ain't showing up for a long time. Purposely left out some critical details btw. Or so I heard.
#18 at least twice month for a long time, I get food delivered and left on my front porch. Food I didn't order. I yell at them with my Ring camera door bell but they always ignore it. It's always the same restaurant and they never answer their phone. Driver never comes back to look for the food. Good food too.
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#9 ... On the way out to the ranch today, wife and I saw Meth lab Karen's sister hauling in the trash can and I said, "Look! It's Jolene!" Wife immediately struck up the tune (it's one of her faves) and it's been playing on continuous loop in my head all afternoon. Yours now, too.
ReplyDeleteI am still trying to picture the meth lab Karen's sister hauling in the trash can.
DeleteNo song enters my head now. I just got done watching the song "I Don't Look Good Naked Anymore" I am just depressed.
DeleteKillin' me!!!!
DeleteBut I still like that song, bless yer heart, Dolly...
Thanks, mate. Didn't even know that tune before, but now, thanks to you....
DeleteWe need more publicly accessible pig farms. Best way to dispose of corpses. Sharks are effective but are really shit at showing up when you need them. They are of course there when you really don't need them. They are the oceanic equivalent of middle management.
Entombing the recently deceased asshole in a concrete slab is no longer sustainable. Slabs are too thin, and too many cameras, especially thermals. FML, the life of a hitman was never easy, but now....maybe time to freshen up NLP, make assholes whack each other, perhaps even make some money by flogging the video.
Fluoroboric Acid in a nice big plastic bin does wonders for disposing of unwanted... biological materials.
DeleteHit men saved due to science!
Have you considered befriending an oil field fracking crew? Run the corpse through a wood chipper, then have the boys punch that a mile downhole with a spread of at least a half mile. That DNA ain't showing up for a long time. Purposely left out some critical details btw.
DeleteOr so I heard.
#8 - not the wrong men. It's the woman that's the problem.
ReplyDelete1. Just add a hijab and you can call 'em ragtops.
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Delete#18 at least twice month for a long time, I get food delivered and left on my front porch. Food I didn't order. I yell at them with my Ring camera door bell but they always ignore it. It's always the same restaurant and they never answer their phone. Driver never comes back to look for the food. Good food too.
ReplyDeleteWait until we all start sending you bulk Temu orders.
Delete# 19 It's easy to talk shit if you know you won't get hit
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10) funnily, I've had the experience of getting to work and it was in fact on fire.
ReplyDelete#1 the word mounted made me think of goats.
ReplyDeleteYou're from the middle east?
DeleteInterestingly, Illinois is geographically considered the Middle East of the USA.
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