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Tuesday, December 09, 2025

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A man with more criminal cases on his record than most people have holiday decorations is accused of pulling off ten shoplifting raids in twelve days at the same Target store in Lincoln Park, a rapid-fire streak that prosecutors say netted more than $1,200 in merchandise.

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  1. Chicago/Illinois so why the surprise?

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  2. Judge Ankur Srivastava

    That right there is worse than the crimes me weird neck committed

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    1. Get used to it. The pajeets said they will own this country.

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    2. Meh , the Muslims want their cut . Wonder what the plan is for the Manjeets , under a global Caliphate ?

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  3. I'm shocked. No sunscreen on his theft list.

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  4. Checking the math, he stole about $1,500 worth of stuff over a couple weeks. Most of it was not the kind of stuff you can pawn or sell for big money. Hygiene products and bedding probably got split up and sold at a markup at a stab-n-grab in the hood. Lots of those little places move stuff that ‘fell off a truck’ so he probably stole it for a store and took a cut of what they would get reselling it.

    Basically he’s just a minimum wage worker in Chicago’s criminal industrial complex.

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    1. Some of those were pretty specific. Maybe he takes orders for fulfillment.

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  5. A promising career in retail nipped in the bud by obvious raycisms. The slap on the wrist that M. Smith is likely to receive for this righteous reparations campaign is really going to sting.

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  6. Consistency is important
    JD

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  7. So only $100 per incident? Sounds like catch and release situation given the locale.

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  8. Prime example of formative years corruptive development. He needs " sudden rehabilitation".

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