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Tuesday, December 16, 2025

If he was human he'd have all the babes

OKLAHOMA CITY (Gray News) – A dog from Oklahoma was just crowned the Guinness World Records holder for the longest tongue.

Ozzy, a 4-year-old mastiff mix, broke the Guinness World Records record for the longest tongue on a living dog this year with his 7.83-inch tongue.
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8 comments:

  1. Oh yeah he would a very popular guy
    JD

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  2. Gene Simmons is Jealous...

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  3. Women perk their ears up at the name Mastiff alone!

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  4. Why am I suddenly thinking about Tim Walz?

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    1. I don’t know...what does sucking horse cock have to do with a long tongue? Hahaha just curious.

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  5. With a tongue like that I bet his asshole is always squeaky clean. Incidentally, speaking of assholes I was absent yesterday and this morning due to a medical procedure. A few weeks ago, I had a prostate exam and it indicated I had a problem that needed attention so yesterday morning I went in to have cataract surgery on my right eye, which was successful. Still not sure how the exam was related to the problem.

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    1. Now that your vision has been corrected, just pull your head out of the prostate access port and it will all become crystal clear.

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  6. That’s what I was thinking.

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