OKLAHOMA CITY (Gray News) – A dog from Oklahoma was just crowned the Guinness World Records holder for the longest tongue.
Ozzy, a 4-year-old mastiff mix, broke the Guinness World Records record for the longest tongue on a living dog this year with his 7.83-inch tongue.
Oh yeah he would a very popular guy
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Gene Simmons is Jealous...
ReplyDeleteWomen perk their ears up at the name Mastiff alone!
ReplyDeleteWhy am I suddenly thinking about Tim Walz?
ReplyDeleteI don’t know...what does sucking horse cock have to do with a long tongue? Hahaha just curious.
DeleteWith a tongue like that I bet his asshole is always squeaky clean. Incidentally, speaking of assholes I was absent yesterday and this morning due to a medical procedure. A few weeks ago, I had a prostate exam and it indicated I had a problem that needed attention so yesterday morning I went in to have cataract surgery on my right eye, which was successful. Still not sure how the exam was related to the problem.
ReplyDeleteNow that your vision has been corrected, just pull your head out of the prostate access port and it will all become crystal clear.
DeleteThat’s what I was thinking.
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