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Tuesday, December 09, 2025

I've been that fucked up before

The masked burglar broke into the closed Virginia liquor store early on Saturday and hit the bottom shelf, where the scotch and whisky were stored. The bandit was something of a nocturnal menace: bottles were smashed, a ceiling tile collapsed and alcohol pooled on the floor.
-WiscoDave
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10 comments:

  1. bogsidebunnyDecember 9, 2025 at 1:00 PM

    Coons are notorious for abusing alcohol and getting crazy; however, this particular variety doesn't have opposable thumbs to unscrew the cap so they have to smash the bottles to get at the booze.

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  2. AnonymousDecember 9, 2025 at 1:06 PM

    It gets better. The local animal shelter did a fundraiser with Tshirts marked “Trashed Panda”

    https://ashbubble.com/product/trashed-panda-shirt/

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  3. AnonymousDecember 9, 2025 at 1:06 PM

    finally, after years of searching, I think I've found my Spirit Animal.

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  4. millerizedDecember 9, 2025 at 1:14 PM

    There are a few songs about that event going around.

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  5. AnonymousDecember 9, 2025 at 2:08 PM

    I saw this story a few days ago..
    Passed out drunk and a bitch of a hangover coming soon
    JD

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  6. AnonymousDecember 9, 2025 at 3:22 PM

    #10. …. If that happens to be what you do for a living, then you are a brain dead loser.

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  7. AnonymousDecember 9, 2025 at 3:50 PM

    I think he’s talking about Tuesday gifs Kenny. I like the fact that the little guy passed out by the toilet. Must be taking human lessons somewhere. Eod1sg Ret

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    1. wirecutterDecember 9, 2025 at 3:51 PM

      He may have been taking those lessons from me.

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