#4. Because there is an entire generation which is feral. They literally taught each other the things they needed to learn. Each of the same age group teaching one another.
No fault divorce, exacerbated by the courts biased for the mothers, denying child custody to dads. Meanwhile mom is out hustling another man. Then another and another. Dad's child support wasted on hair treatments, nail extensions, slinky dresses for mom and, alright, some mac & cheese and wilted broccoli for the kids.
How about a marriage license system like a driver’s license, where you have to renew it every 10 years if you want to keep it in full force and effect?
My Grandpa had a billy goat. Billy goats, well, they stink. A lot. And they're proud of it! And goat piss stinks even more. And that billy would contort himself, and piss on his own head.
And afterwards, he was SOOO PROUD OF HIMSELF, head just soaked and dripping with piss. He'd prance around like he'd done something great, like he was saying: "Lookit me! Ain't I COOL!?"
#20 We were told so many things. Prices were coming down, Obama was going to jail, the Epstein files, Canada, Greenland, no more foreign wars and we are just about ready to invade Venezuela, bombed Iran and keep getting dragged into Israel's problems, manufacturing was coming back and the list goes on and on and on
We got deportations and a renamed gulf and that is about it. My tax dollars are still funding foreign wars, shit is as expensive as it was, healthcare is about to go down the drain, the swamp is as healthy as it ever was
#4 ... I think I burned more rice than I ever ate, before those nifty plastic microwave rice cookers came around (our Pampered Chef rig has clicked over the odometer at least twice by now). Nearly foolproof, provided you don't accidentally put in half the required 2:1 ratio of water to rice, which creates a solid curling stone instead of fluffy, white goodness.
And rice makes for a great snack when you just want 2,000 of something.
Instant pot for the win! And they have small ones too. You can do all sorts of stuff in them. Rice takes about the same amount of time as it does on the stove, but it's MUCH harder to screw it up. And you can precisely adjust how fluffy it comes out too. Fire and forget FTW!
The fact you can do rice and chicken, stews of various descriptions, etc. is just icing on the cake. For quite awhile I was making dinner for the family in the instant put pretty much every night. Then the temperature limit switch broke (stuck open, not closed thank God.) and the silicone gasket started to smell kinda manky. I've replaced both of those and it's fine now, but we just don't use it as much as we used to.
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#13 made me laugh Kenny,, I work in radiology and my license plate is IRADE8
ReplyDeleteThank you Kenny for the Monday blahs pickup, I needed that and my smile is just extra!
ReplyDelete#18: "At some point, Subway convinced us all it's healthy to eat a whole loaf of bread in one sitting."
ReplyDeleteYou did not mention the whole head of lettuce!
You ask for lettuce?!
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#4. Because there is an entire generation which is feral. They literally taught each other the things they needed to learn. Each of the same age group teaching one another.
ReplyDeleteNo fault divorce, exacerbated by the courts biased for the mothers, denying child custody to dads. Meanwhile mom is out hustling another man. Then another and another.
Dad's child support wasted on hair treatments, nail extensions, slinky dresses for mom and, alright, some mac & cheese and wilted broccoli for the kids.
How about a marriage license system like a driver’s license, where you have to renew it every 10 years if you want to keep it in full force and effect?
DeleteAll are funny, but #1 and #2 are especially sharp-edged. Thanks Kenny.
ReplyDelete#20 - and where's my stapler?
ReplyDeleteMy Grandpa had a billy goat. Billy goats, well, they stink. A lot. And they're proud of it! And goat piss stinks even more. And that billy would contort himself, and piss on his own head.
ReplyDeleteAnd afterwards, he was SOOO PROUD OF HIMSELF, head just soaked and dripping with piss. He'd prance around like he'd done something great, like he was saying: "Lookit me! Ain't I COOL!?"
And that's what #15 reminded me of.
John G.
Yup, nasty, nasty critters. Friend had one. Would piss on his own face while licking
Deletehis pekker.
#20 We were told so many things.
ReplyDeletePrices were coming down, Obama was going to jail, the Epstein files, Canada, Greenland, no more foreign wars and we are just about ready to invade Venezuela, bombed Iran and keep getting dragged into Israel's problems, manufacturing was coming back and the list goes on and on and on
We got deportations and a renamed gulf and that is about it. My tax dollars are still funding foreign wars, shit is as expensive as it was, healthcare is about to go down the drain, the swamp is as healthy as it ever was
It starting to not be funny anymore.
#4 ... I think I burned more rice than I ever ate, before those nifty plastic microwave rice cookers came around (our Pampered Chef rig has clicked over the odometer at least twice by now). Nearly foolproof, provided you don't accidentally put in half the required 2:1 ratio of water to rice, which creates a solid curling stone instead of fluffy, white goodness.
ReplyDeleteAnd rice makes for a great snack when you just want 2,000 of something.
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Instant pot for the win! And they have small ones too. You can do all sorts of stuff in them. Rice takes about the same amount of time as it does on the stove, but it's MUCH harder to screw it up. And you can precisely adjust how fluffy it comes out too. Fire and forget FTW!
DeleteThe fact you can do rice and chicken, stews of various descriptions, etc. is just icing on the cake. For quite awhile I was making dinner for the family in the instant put pretty much every night. Then the temperature limit switch broke (stuck open, not closed thank God.) and the silicone gasket started to smell kinda manky. I've replaced both of those and it's fine now, but we just don't use it as much as we used to.
John G.
#15 That dog obviously didn’t stand on her throat long enough to finish the job☹️.
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lost it on #10, took me a sec
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