I don't know anybody who idolizes Trump. I know a number of people that like Trump giving the finger to the Democrats and the eGOP. Not the same thing.
Anon@5:03 - the commenter is a smartass and disrespectful liberal troll. His thing for a good long while was the Trump/Epstein 'connection' but when that played out as nothing, he's gotten started on something else. He tried to reply to my reply, but I deleted it as soon as I realized who he was just like I'll do to any other comment he makes. Let him waste his time.
Anonymous @ 5.03 Nobody likes the half black asshole either but put up with his retarded BS because they love the way his farts smell.. Do you also love his stinky asshole ?? Seems like you're a big fan of shit. JD
Hey fart sniffer let's not forget Trump can actually get real women as opposed to the Wooky your favorite asshole to sniff.. and even the Wooky can't stand the half black POS JD
# 4 It's not the sound, it's that rotten smell # 10 That's always been my impression of Rick Scott but this douchebag fits the description as well # 16 Been there, done that # 20 It's not the captialism they come for, it's the SNAp, section 8 housing and cash jobs. JD
#12 - Yup. A quick hug and a kiss, then get out of the kitchen, she's busy, it'll be ready when it's ready, damnit! #8 - I decided ages ago that arguing about lights wasn't worth saving $5/mo. Especially in our age of mostly LED lights, domestic tranquility is far more valuable. I'll still wander through the house turning them all off before I go to bed though.
That is the first thing that a young man learns after first getting married. You have to pick your battles, and to make your marriage work well, meaning that you don't have to sleep with one eye open, you make sure that you don't have very many battles, but if you do you dig in and hold on.
Eh, just install a spring closure if it bothers you that much. That way they at least only let the cold out when there actually holding the door open, instead of when the get distracted walk off, and notice it's standing open hours later. Just wait 'till the three year old moves a chair in there to get at the top shelf, and leaves it...
Pick your battles! Talking about what you actually care about vs. what's just a preference is really important, and avoids lots and lots of troubles!!! Love that advice.
Erma Bombeck reportedly stated that men have three moods, sleepy hungry and horny, then said if he's awake and isn't all over you, make him a sandwich. Therefore, if he IS all over you, leave the sandwich for later.
He wear no shoeshine, he got toe-jam football He got monkey finger, he shoot Coca-Cola He say, "I know you, you know me" One thing I can tell you is, you got to be free
Just make sure you carefully calulate your ROI. If the switch costs $20, and installation is $50, how many hours of "light would have been on, but now isn't" does it take to get your money back? How many hours per day that would be will have to be a guestimate though.
I'll just point out that timer & motion sensor switches are mandated by law for businesses, because nobody would install them if they weren't - they never do pay for themselves, and people hate them too. Except maybe for bathrooms...
On the continent, some hotel key cards are needed to activate the electricity in the room. There's a little thingy you have to insert it into, otherwise, no lights. When you leave, you have to take it with, otherwise, you don't get back in.
B@8:05 Q: What does it cost to hire an amateur electrician? "Everything you own."
Sure, you can do that. And it's a good idea if you're handy, but not everybody is. Simply factor that into the equation. Just do your research, do the math, and adjust that math to match your circumstances. I merely considered it a factor not worth explicitly mentioning.
Heck, for all I know, you'll trade a blow job or two, count it as a fun time, and leave it out of the equation entirely! (Not that I'm calling you gay or anything. For all I know, you're a hot single mom! Or a legit therapeutic massage therapist, and doing a work trade. It's all good.)
You do you.
(And speaking as an electrician, 10 minutes? Sheesh! A fresh apprentice should do better than that! Well, after the first couple anyway... Wear your tools, damnit!)
John G. About the only place I hate motion sensors on lights is in a restroom. I remember one place where the geniuses installed one at the door, but didn't think about people using the stalls. Good thing I had a flashlight with me, or that could have gotten pretty messy. Snuffy, I stayed in a few hotels like the ones you mention when I visited Ireland in 2015. There was a slot for the key card that turned on the power in the room. I had to go find a maid when I first checked in and she showed me the ropes.
Motion sensors are popular in offices around here.. If someone walks in or is moving in the office the lights stay on, if they leave or don't move for a period of time they go off.. I've installed plenty of them, if you can wire a switch you can put in one yourself.. JD
Oh, Kenny, thank you for perking me up. My Tuesday got Monday'd cubed. I'm having the worst time coming to the party today. This post has made a party for me. By the time I got to #17, I did almost literally fall off my chair laughing. Love, nines
Thought your reply to the number 5 commenter was a little edgy for your laid back style. You later cleared it up. There I was, doing my usual conclusion jumping.
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#5 You have to see the irony in #5
ReplyDeleteYou mean how Biden could do no wrong in the eyes of the fucking liberals even after he damned near destroyed this country? Is that what you meant?
DeleteVeeshir's Iron Law of Politicians:
DeleteIf you like a politician you've been successfully conned.
In my opinion Barack is the biggest POS poser that until very recently was the half black jesus of the liberal communist party.
DeleteJD
I don't know anybody who idolizes Trump. I know a number of people that like Trump giving the finger to the Democrats and the eGOP. Not the same thing.
DeleteBarack was half black ???
DeleteAnon@5:03 - the commenter is a smartass and disrespectful liberal troll. His thing for a good long while was the Trump/Epstein 'connection' but when that played out as nothing, he's gotten started on something else.
DeleteHe tried to reply to my reply, but I deleted it as soon as I realized who he was just like I'll do to any other comment he makes. Let him waste his time.
Anonymous @ 5.03
DeleteNobody likes the half black asshole either but put up with his retarded BS because they love the way his farts smell.. Do you also love his stinky asshole ?? Seems like you're a big fan of shit.
JD
Hey fart sniffer let's not forget Trump can actually get real women as opposed to the Wooky your favorite asshole to sniff.. and even the Wooky can't stand the half black POS
DeleteJD
# 4 It's not the sound, it's that rotten smell
ReplyDelete# 10 That's always been my impression of Rick Scott but this douchebag fits the description as well
# 16 Been there, done that
# 20 It's not the captialism they come for, it's the SNAp, section 8 housing and cash jobs.
JD
#20 A guy once admitted to me that he came to Kansas from Texas because the welfare was better.
DeleteAll good ones thanks for these been another Monday for me . Needed these:)
ReplyDeleteSorry to hear your Tuesday got Mondayed. It happens, though.
DeleteThey write songs about endless love or endless summer. When are they gonna have one about endless Monday?
Delete#12 - Yup. A quick hug and a kiss, then get out of the kitchen, she's busy, it'll be ready when it's ready, damnit!
ReplyDelete#8 - I decided ages ago that arguing about lights wasn't worth saving $5/mo. Especially in our age of mostly LED lights, domestic tranquility is far more valuable. I'll still wander through the house turning them all off before I go to bed though.
John G.
That is the first thing that a young man learns after first getting married. You have to pick your battles, and to make your marriage work well, meaning that you don't have to sleep with one eye open, you make sure that you don't have very many battles, but if you do you dig in and hold on.
DeleteNow do standing there with the fridge door open, trying to decide what they want.
DeleteEh, just install a spring closure if it bothers you that much. That way they at least only let the cold out when there actually holding the door open, instead of when the get distracted walk off, and notice it's standing open hours later. Just wait 'till the three year old moves a chair in there to get at the top shelf, and leaves it...
DeletePick your battles! Talking about what you actually care about vs. what's just a preference is really important, and avoids lots and lots of troubles!!! Love that advice.
John G.
Erma Bombeck reportedly stated that men have three moods, sleepy hungry and horny, then said if he's awake and isn't all over you, make him a sandwich.
DeleteTherefore, if he IS all over you, leave the sandwich for later.
#18 - If you drive south from Winston-Salem on US 311, you have to drive through Horneytown, then High Point, before arriving at Climax.
ReplyDeleteReally don't get #2
ReplyDeleteIt's a verse in the Beatles' song "Come Together".
DeleteI never got what the hell they were singing about but I wasn't a Beatles fan until the White Album
DeleteJD
#2. But Why, Kenny?
Delete#6 made me chuckle
Jerry
Don't do drugs! M'Kay!
DeleteHe wear no shoeshine, he got toe-jam football
DeleteHe got monkey finger, he shoot Coca-Cola
He say, "I know you, you know me"
One thing I can tell you is, you got to be free
8. Ain’t that the damn truth. Between the missus and the kid, I’ve given serious thought to installing timer switches throughout the house.
ReplyDeleteYou could replace the switches with a motion sensor, it would turn off the lights if no motion is detected in the room
DeleteJD
Just make sure you carefully calulate your ROI. If the switch costs $20, and installation is $50, how many hours of "light would have been on, but now isn't" does it take to get your money back? How many hours per day that would be will have to be a guestimate though.
DeleteI'll just point out that timer & motion sensor switches are mandated by law for businesses, because nobody would install them if they weren't - they never do pay for themselves, and people hate them too. Except maybe for bathrooms...
John G.
Same here! What really got me was when we stayed at a hotel recently, she went around and turned off the lights as we were leaving to go eat!!!!!
DeleteOn the continent, some hotel key cards are needed to activate the electricity in the room. There's a little thingy you have to insert it into, otherwise, no lights. When you leave, you have to take it with, otherwise, you don't get back in.
DeleteAnon at 4:57...
DeleteReal men can install a fucking light switch themselves. takes about 10 minutes average.
B@8:05
DeleteQ: What does it cost to hire an amateur electrician? "Everything you own."
Sure, you can do that. And it's a good idea if you're handy, but not everybody is. Simply factor that into the equation. Just do your research, do the math, and adjust that math to match your circumstances. I merely considered it a factor not worth explicitly mentioning.
Heck, for all I know, you'll trade a blow job or two, count it as a fun time, and leave it out of the equation entirely! (Not that I'm calling you gay or anything. For all I know, you're a hot single mom! Or a legit therapeutic massage therapist, and doing a work trade. It's all good.)
You do you.
(And speaking as an electrician, 10 minutes? Sheesh! A fresh apprentice should do better than that! Well, after the first couple anyway... Wear your tools, damnit!)
John G
John G. About the only place I hate motion sensors on lights is in a restroom. I remember one place where the geniuses installed one at the door, but didn't think about people using the stalls. Good thing I had a flashlight with me, or that could have gotten pretty messy.
DeleteSnuffy, I stayed in a few hotels like the ones you mention when I visited Ireland in 2015. There was a slot for the key card that turned on the power in the room. I had to go find a maid when I first checked in and she showed me the ropes.
Motion sensors are popular in offices around here.. If someone walks in or is moving in the office the lights stay on, if they leave or don't move for a period of time they go off.. I've installed plenty of them, if you can wire a switch you can put in one yourself..
DeleteJD
Oh, Kenny, thank you for perking me up. My Tuesday got Monday'd cubed. I'm having the worst time coming to the party today. This post has made a party for me. By the time I got to #17, I did almost literally fall off my chair laughing. Love, nines
ReplyDeleteGlad I could help.
Delete20) Why are they allowed to travel the entire 900km? 890km is enough.
ReplyDelete200km is more than enough. Gotta have some room for the ocean currents to help prevent the trash from washing up on shore.
DeleteThought your reply to the number 5 commenter was a little edgy for your laid back style. You later cleared it up. There I was, doing my usual conclusion jumping.
ReplyDeleteI've discovered that lately I have little patience for liberals in general and trolls in particular.
DeleteIt's like you've discovered "Yannow, I'm gettin' too old to waste time on this shit."
DeleteThanks for all your hard work, Wirecutter. These and the Good Morning posts often save my day.
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