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Monday, January 31, 2011
Coyote Hunting 101
Location
And the big subject today is location.
Just where are all them fucking coyotes, you ask?
Damned if I know. I’m still trying figure that one out myself but I can tell you what I look for, what I do, and who I ask when I’m scouting.
Again, keep in mind my location. This may or may not apply to mid-west or eastern coyotes, I really don’t know. But these tips are worth keeping in the back of your head.
Okay, we’ve established that coyotes eat anything and everything but their main diet is mice, rabbits bugs and other assorted field critters. I see coyotes every day (if I get off before dark) in farmers’ fields hunting mice. But the thing is, I don’t see them in every field, only certain ones and these are fields that have lain fallow for a cycle, fields that have been freshly (and I emphasize freshly) harvested or cut, and fields that have just been plowed. Why? Because that’s where the mice are easiest to catch. If there’s a thick crop of alfalfa or rye, it’s harder for the coyote to pin the li’l bastard down.
Look for other food sources as well. At the dairy that I hunted last week, the woman was complaining about her chickens being killed. Some dairies and farms have a location where they put dead stock while waiting for the rendering plant to come pick them up.
In eastern California where I hunt when I have the time and gas money, they run a lot of sheep on BLM land and I’m talking huge flocks. My best set ever was shooting near a spring that had just had a flock travel through. A half dozen coyotes in less than 3 hours under a full moon. Pure luck on the timing but I had the location in mind already.
Water. Every living creature, even muslims, need water. And like muslims, coyotes know where it’s at or how to find it. If there is no water in the area, there ain’t no coyotes either. Find water and you’ll find coyotes. Something along that subject: A friend of mine lives in the foothills where there’s a few wineries and he was telling me that the wineries have a big problem with coyotes. I puzzled on that for a few seconds until he told me that during the summer the coyotes chew up the drip irrigation lines to drink. Wanna guess where I’m headed this summer after it gets good and hot? You guessed it, I’m going to be talking to winery managers. So don’t think just natural water sources, think irrigation canals, lines, stock tanks, etc.
Coyotes need cover as well where they can lay up during the day. Contrary to popular belief they don’t have dens that they return to every night. The only time they den up is when a female has pups and they’re the only ones you’ll see in the den. Other pack members lay up in the same area, but not in the den. During the winter look for an area that has a south-facing slope so they can catch some of the suns’ warmth. During the heat of the summer look for a north-facing slope where they escape it. Always think slope when scouting. They’re like any other animal and want a place where they can see you before you see them. If it’s flatland where you’re at, look for a brush line or something like that where they can hear you approaching.
So they need food, water and cover. Sounds easy enough…..
When I go to a strange area I do several things. The very first thing I do is check it out using a detailed map. My favorite is my De Lorme road atlas because it shows topographical details, it shows roads, trails and 4WD roads. It shows springs, water tanks and even seasonal streams. Then I go to (get ready, this is my ace in the hole) Google Earth and check it out in living color. Granted, you can’t always get the clarity you want but you would be fucking surprised at how much detail you can see. My atlas doesn’t show stands of trees but G.E. does.
Then I go ask around. I talk to anybody that comes in contact with hunters, fisherman, ranchers, etc, and ask them what they know. That means clerks at the mini-mart, the girl at the hamburger stand, the desk clerk at the motel you’re staying at and the madam at the local whorehouse. Folks like to be asked questions, it makes them feel important especially if they can help. I ask everybody I come in contact with in a new area.
Absolutely for sure ask the guy at the local gun or bait & tackle shop as well as the local ranger if you’re on BLM or Nat’l Forest land.
Once I do my homework and arrive on site, I go in the middle of the day to where I want to hunt and start poking around. I stay near the edges of the area and start looking for sign. I’m looking for tracks and coyote shit and I’m looking for them specifically on trails. Why trails? Because animals are like humans - they’re not going to bust brush if there’s a trail to saunter on down. I look for fresh shit, something shiny, brown and smelly. If all I see is white piles of crap I start thinking of moving on. I look for areas of concealment and depending on the season, the location. If it’s dead in the middle of summer and there’s a slope facing south, I move to the other side where it’s cooler. Remember, if you’re comfortable, so is the coyote.
Wind. I pay hard attention to the godammed wind. And I know that in the mountains and high desert, that shit swirls and swaps direction like a womans’ mind but I try to put the odds in my favor.
Okay. Everything looks good. I’ve done my homework. I’ve talked to people and I’ve listened to what they’ve had to say - where they’ve seen and heard coyotes. I’ve gone to the area and poked around a little looking for sign and found it. What’s next?
Nothing. For the moment, anyways. I go back to my house, motel room or camp and fucking wait until after dark. Take a nap, go over my gear, put fresh batteries in what needs batteries, eat, whatever.
After dark I head back to the area, turn off my motor and sit quiet for a few minutes listening. Then I haul out the best thing since Astro-glide lubricant - a fucking siren. No shit, a siren that I ordered from Fur Harvesters Trading Post. It’s a box about 4”x4” with 2 different pitches of 1964 Mayberry RFD siren that wails out at over 100 decibels. That motherfucker is LOUD.
I turn it on for about 30 seconds (after putting on hearing protection) and then turn it off and listen. I move around the area in several locations until I hear the coyotes howling back to it, and believe me, they do with a vengeance. That’s where I’ll be before first light on my first set of the day.
So, keep in mind food, water, cover, and comfort. Watch the wind. Always watch the fucking wind. Scout the area with your eyes on the ground and your head out of your ass. But most importantly do your homework. If you just drive to an area and jump out and commence to hunting, you may get lucky. If you do your homework and some planning, luck won’t have shit to do with it.
My next post (probably next weekend) is going to concern coyote calling. Maybe. I ain’t made up my mind yet.
FUCK YOU OBAMA!!!!!!!
Shit, even the judges are saying it!
PENSACOLA, Fla. – A federal judge declared the Obama administration's health care overhaul unconstitutional Monday, siding with 26 states that sued to block it, saying that people can't be required to buy health insurance.
U.S. District Judge Roger Vinson agreed with the states that the new law violates people's rights by forcing them to buy health insurance by 2014 or face penalties. He went a step further than a previous ruling against the law, declaring the entire thing unconstitutional if the insurance requirement does not hold up.
PENSACOLA, Fla. – A federal judge declared the Obama administration's health care overhaul unconstitutional Monday, siding with 26 states that sued to block it, saying that people can't be required to buy health insurance.
U.S. District Judge Roger Vinson agreed with the states that the new law violates people's rights by forcing them to buy health insurance by 2014 or face penalties. He went a step further than a previous ruling against the law, declaring the entire thing unconstitutional if the insurance requirement does not hold up.
The Muslim Brotherhood is the Enemy
Excerpted from Andrew Breitbarts' BigPeace.com.
For the full article, please go to:
http://bigpeace.com/fgaffney/2011/01/30/the-muslim-brotherhood-is-the-enemy/
Suddenly, Washington is consumed with a question too long ignored: Can we safely do business with the Muslim Brotherhood?
The reason this question has taken on such urgency is, of course, because the Muslim Brotherhood (or MB, also known by its Arabic name, the Ikhwan) is poised to emerge as the big winner from the chaos now sweeping North Africa and increasingly likely to bring down the government of the aging Egyptian dictator, Hosni Mubarak.
In the wake of growing turmoil in Egypt, a retinue of pundits, professors and former government officials has publicly insisted that we have nothing to fear from the Ikhwan since it has eschewed violence and embraced democracy.
One reason we might be misperceiving the MB as no threat is because a prime source of information about such matters is the Muslim Brotherhood itself. As the Center for Security Policy’s new, best-selling Team B II report entitled, Shariah: The Threat to America found: “It is now public knowledge that nearly every major Muslim organization in the United States is actually controlled by the MB or a derivative organization. Consequently, most of the Muslim-American groups of any prominence in America are now known to be, as a matter of fact, hostile to the United States and its Constitution.”
For the full article, please go to:
http://bigpeace.com/fgaffney/2011/01/30/the-muslim-brotherhood-is-the-enemy/
Suddenly, Washington is consumed with a question too long ignored: Can we safely do business with the Muslim Brotherhood?
The reason this question has taken on such urgency is, of course, because the Muslim Brotherhood (or MB, also known by its Arabic name, the Ikhwan) is poised to emerge as the big winner from the chaos now sweeping North Africa and increasingly likely to bring down the government of the aging Egyptian dictator, Hosni Mubarak.
In the wake of growing turmoil in Egypt, a retinue of pundits, professors and former government officials has publicly insisted that we have nothing to fear from the Ikhwan since it has eschewed violence and embraced democracy.
One reason we might be misperceiving the MB as no threat is because a prime source of information about such matters is the Muslim Brotherhood itself. As the Center for Security Policy’s new, best-selling Team B II report entitled, Shariah: The Threat to America found: “It is now public knowledge that nearly every major Muslim organization in the United States is actually controlled by the MB or a derivative organization. Consequently, most of the Muslim-American groups of any prominence in America are now known to be, as a matter of fact, hostile to the United States and its Constitution.”
And you have every reason to worry, Mr. Prime Minister.
JERUSALEM – Israel's prime minister said Monday his country's primary concern in Egypt is that the current crisis could create a void in which Islamic militants step in and endanger decades of peaceful relations between the two countries.
Speaking at a joint news conference with visiting German chancellor Angela Merkel, Benjamin Netanyahu gave his most detailed assessment yet of the Egyptian unrest that threatens to topple President Hosni Mubarak, Israel's strongest ally in the Arab world.
"In a state of chaos, an organized Islamic group can take over a country. It has happened. It happened in Iran," Netanyahu said. "A takeover of oppressive regimes of extreme Islam violates human rights, grinds them to dust ... and in parallel also pose a terrible danger to peace and stability."
It was Netanyahu's most direct comment about the crisis in Egypt, which has triggered concerns about stability there and elsewhere in the region. Before, Netanyahu said only that he is "anxiously following" the situation, while stressing Israel's commitment to peace with Cairo.
Egypt became the first Arab nation to sign a peace accord with Israel in 1979 and has strictly honored it. Mubarak has close ties to Israeli leaders and has acted as a bridge between Israel and the Palestinians to the broader Arab world.
Speaking at a joint news conference with visiting German chancellor Angela Merkel, Benjamin Netanyahu gave his most detailed assessment yet of the Egyptian unrest that threatens to topple President Hosni Mubarak, Israel's strongest ally in the Arab world.
"In a state of chaos, an organized Islamic group can take over a country. It has happened. It happened in Iran," Netanyahu said. "A takeover of oppressive regimes of extreme Islam violates human rights, grinds them to dust ... and in parallel also pose a terrible danger to peace and stability."
It was Netanyahu's most direct comment about the crisis in Egypt, which has triggered concerns about stability there and elsewhere in the region. Before, Netanyahu said only that he is "anxiously following" the situation, while stressing Israel's commitment to peace with Cairo.
Egypt became the first Arab nation to sign a peace accord with Israel in 1979 and has strictly honored it. Mubarak has close ties to Israeli leaders and has acted as a bridge between Israel and the Palestinians to the broader Arab world.
A little out of their jurisdiction, huh?
NEW YORK -- Officials say a New York City undercover investigation at an Arizona gun show found that private sellers didn't always require background checks of buyers.
Mayor Michael Bloomberg's sting operation came weeks after a Tucson shooting that killed six people and injured 13 others.
Officials told The New York Times that undercover investigators were able to buy guns even after telling sellers they probably couldn't pass background checks.
Bloomberg is scheduled to show an undercover video on Monday of illegal firearms sales at the Phoenix gun show last week.
The sting was part of the Bloomberg administration's effort to crack down on illegal gun sales nationwide.
Bloomberg last week urged Congress to make sure the system for background checks on firearms purchases includes the names of everyone prohibited from buying weapons.
What in the fuck are NYPD officers doing in Arizona conducting an investigation about guns? Isn't that federal jurisdiction?
Wasn't Bloomberg one of the idiots that condemned Arizona for the immigration law saying that it was a federal problem, not a state issue?
Is it possible that what violated New York City's draconian guns laws was perfectly legal in Arizona?
And how much to you want to bet that the video will show curios/relics being sold or the video will be of such bad quaility that somebody will have to narrate it to show what's supposedly going on?
Mayor Michael Bloomberg's sting operation came weeks after a Tucson shooting that killed six people and injured 13 others.
Officials told The New York Times that undercover investigators were able to buy guns even after telling sellers they probably couldn't pass background checks.
Bloomberg is scheduled to show an undercover video on Monday of illegal firearms sales at the Phoenix gun show last week.
The sting was part of the Bloomberg administration's effort to crack down on illegal gun sales nationwide.
Bloomberg last week urged Congress to make sure the system for background checks on firearms purchases includes the names of everyone prohibited from buying weapons.
What in the fuck are NYPD officers doing in Arizona conducting an investigation about guns? Isn't that federal jurisdiction?
Wasn't Bloomberg one of the idiots that condemned Arizona for the immigration law saying that it was a federal problem, not a state issue?
Is it possible that what violated New York City's draconian guns laws was perfectly legal in Arizona?
And how much to you want to bet that the video will show curios/relics being sold or the video will be of such bad quaility that somebody will have to narrate it to show what's supposedly going on?
Sunday, January 30, 2011
Bacon. Mmmmm, bacon.....
Now here's a motherfucker that takes his bacon seriously. So seriously that he's guarding it with his life.
Ooooh, that smarted.
On Saturdays the local paper prints the mugshots of all the car thieves that were arrested the previous week.
I get a kick out them - there's some seriously tweeked out people there.
Here's my favorite one this week.
I'm curious though as to who delivered that ass-whipping? Was it the owner of the car that caught him in the act or the police that arrested him?
Not that it makes much difference - he's regretting that more than the 6 months probabtion he'll get for car thrft.
I get a kick out them - there's some seriously tweeked out people there.
Here's my favorite one this week.
I'm curious though as to who delivered that ass-whipping? Was it the owner of the car that caught him in the act or the police that arrested him?
Not that it makes much difference - he's regretting that more than the 6 months probabtion he'll get for car thrft.
Southern Christian Sportsmen’s Devotional
Eric sent me a copy of his letterhead and information about his organization that helps ill children to realize a dream. I tried to convert the letterhead to download here but I must be doing something wrong because I can't post the picture to save my life.
Anyways, the note in caps is an email from Eric to me and the text below that is from the .doc that he sent along.
This sounds like an outstanding organization. Eric told me that they're all just a bunch of Good 'ol Boys that want to make a difference in a childs' life and from what I've seen on their website, they've done just that.
They're located in Statesboro, GA and they are a non-profit organization. If you live nearby, please consider volunteering some time.
And I'm sure donations, no matter how small, would be appreciated.
Okay. Take a minute out of your day and visit their website please.
Thanks,
-Ken
WE ARE A NON-PROFIT ORGANIZATION THAT PAYS FOR NOT ONLY THE CHILD BUT THEIR FAMILY AS WELL. WE PUT THEM UP AT OUR LODGE AND PROVIDE ALL THE FOOD FOR EVERYONE. WE DO HUNTING, FISHING, ATV RIDING , GOLF, SKEET RANGE, AND RIVER RIDES. EVERYTHING TO DO WITH OUTDOORS WE HAVE ON THE FARM. WE HAVE DONE 4 SO FAR AND OUR NEXT ONE WILL BE IN MARCH WITH THE HELP OF JIMMY HOUSTON. WE HAVE A FILM CREW THAT DONATES THEIR TIME TO DO THIS . TROPHY QUEST OUTDOORS FILMED THE LAST HUNT WE HAD. IF YOU CAN SPREAD THE WORD THAT WOULD BE GREATLY APPRECIATED.
THANKS AGAIN
Greetings,
We are sending you these cards in an attempt to spread the word of Jesus Christ.
As an organization, our mission is to provide everyone with three weekly inspirational devotions written by sportsmen who love Jesus and the outdoors. In addition, we actively seek young children (8 to 18) that have a critical illness of some type that love fishing and hunting. We arrange for these children to hopefully have the “Dream Hunt/Fish Trip” of their life at no cost.
Please visit our website at www.go-scsd.com and see what we are all about.
God Bless,
Southern Christian Sportsmen’s Devotional
Anyways, the note in caps is an email from Eric to me and the text below that is from the .doc that he sent along.
This sounds like an outstanding organization. Eric told me that they're all just a bunch of Good 'ol Boys that want to make a difference in a childs' life and from what I've seen on their website, they've done just that.
They're located in Statesboro, GA and they are a non-profit organization. If you live nearby, please consider volunteering some time.
And I'm sure donations, no matter how small, would be appreciated.
Okay. Take a minute out of your day and visit their website please.
Thanks,
-Ken
WE ARE A NON-PROFIT ORGANIZATION THAT PAYS FOR NOT ONLY THE CHILD BUT THEIR FAMILY AS WELL. WE PUT THEM UP AT OUR LODGE AND PROVIDE ALL THE FOOD FOR EVERYONE. WE DO HUNTING, FISHING, ATV RIDING , GOLF, SKEET RANGE, AND RIVER RIDES. EVERYTHING TO DO WITH OUTDOORS WE HAVE ON THE FARM. WE HAVE DONE 4 SO FAR AND OUR NEXT ONE WILL BE IN MARCH WITH THE HELP OF JIMMY HOUSTON. WE HAVE A FILM CREW THAT DONATES THEIR TIME TO DO THIS . TROPHY QUEST OUTDOORS FILMED THE LAST HUNT WE HAD. IF YOU CAN SPREAD THE WORD THAT WOULD BE GREATLY APPRECIATED.
THANKS AGAIN
Greetings,
We are sending you these cards in an attempt to spread the word of Jesus Christ.
As an organization, our mission is to provide everyone with three weekly inspirational devotions written by sportsmen who love Jesus and the outdoors. In addition, we actively seek young children (8 to 18) that have a critical illness of some type that love fishing and hunting. We arrange for these children to hopefully have the “Dream Hunt/Fish Trip” of their life at no cost.
Please visit our website at www.go-scsd.com and see what we are all about.
God Bless,
Southern Christian Sportsmen’s Devotional
My "feel good" post of the day
Spam Text Message Likely Blew Up Suicide Bomber In Her Moscow Apartment
A suicide bomber planning an attack in Moscow on New Year's Eve was killed in her apartment when her bomb was prematurely detonated by an unexpected text message.
According to Russian security sources, the text message -- a remote trigger for a cell phone belt bomb -- wished her a happy new year, accidentally setting off the blast. The accident may have saved hundreds of lives, these officials believe, as the woman intended to use the bomb in a suicide attack near Red Square later that night.
The woman is believed to be part of the same group that struck Moscow's Domodedovo airport on Monday, killing at least 35 people and wounding another 100. Officials haven't directly said who they believe is behind the terrorist attacks, but anonymous sources have pointed to Islamic North Caucasus rebels, which have been in conflict with the Russian state for over a decade.
Cell phones have become a remote detonator of choice for terrorist groups the world over.
http://gatewaypundit.rightnetwork.com/2011/01/spam-text-message-likely-blew-up-suicide-bomber-in-her-moscow-apartment/
A suicide bomber planning an attack in Moscow on New Year's Eve was killed in her apartment when her bomb was prematurely detonated by an unexpected text message.
According to Russian security sources, the text message -- a remote trigger for a cell phone belt bomb -- wished her a happy new year, accidentally setting off the blast. The accident may have saved hundreds of lives, these officials believe, as the woman intended to use the bomb in a suicide attack near Red Square later that night.
The woman is believed to be part of the same group that struck Moscow's Domodedovo airport on Monday, killing at least 35 people and wounding another 100. Officials haven't directly said who they believe is behind the terrorist attacks, but anonymous sources have pointed to Islamic North Caucasus rebels, which have been in conflict with the Russian state for over a decade.
Cell phones have become a remote detonator of choice for terrorist groups the world over.
http://gatewaypundit.rightnetwork.com/2011/01/spam-text-message-likely-blew-up-suicide-bomber-in-her-moscow-apartment/
And finally.....
Now he knows for sure he's irritated and doesn't much give a fuck why.
Check out the the size of his teeth. You know, the teeth that's gripping my hand?
Sure glad he likes me.......
Even CGD couldn't figure this one out
So I'm having a few beers tonight and I run a little short so me and CharlieGodammit wander down to the local 7-11 to score another six pack.
Okay. I can deal with homeless folks spending their canning and panhandling cash on lottery tickets hoping to win it big. I can deal with drunks (like me) that are a few cents short and arguing with the hardworking Sikh clerk. I can even deal with the tweeker that thinks he's god and deserves a break on refried beans, but what I have a hard time dealing with is the well dressed lady driving a Lexus that is arguing with Mr. Singh over the price of a single motherfucking banana at 11 PM.
I mean, who in the fuck buys a banana at a 7-11 at 11 PM? Especially when Suzie's Sex Shop is only 2 blocks down the road? Or when you can buy a cucumber with bumps on it (for your pleasure) at the Savemart only 4 blocks down the road?
Are you serious? You're lucky CharlieGodammit didn't bite your stupid ass on the way out.
Okay. I can deal with homeless folks spending their canning and panhandling cash on lottery tickets hoping to win it big. I can deal with drunks (like me) that are a few cents short and arguing with the hardworking Sikh clerk. I can even deal with the tweeker that thinks he's god and deserves a break on refried beans, but what I have a hard time dealing with is the well dressed lady driving a Lexus that is arguing with Mr. Singh over the price of a single motherfucking banana at 11 PM.
I mean, who in the fuck buys a banana at a 7-11 at 11 PM? Especially when Suzie's Sex Shop is only 2 blocks down the road? Or when you can buy a cucumber with bumps on it (for your pleasure) at the Savemart only 4 blocks down the road?
Are you serious? You're lucky CharlieGodammit didn't bite your stupid ass on the way out.
As long as I'm in a foul mood....
......here's a picture of Cindy Sheehan, the woman that sold her son's dignity for her own personal gain.
Rot in hell, bitch.
Rot in hell, bitch.
Weather reports and ranch supply
For the best hands down no bullshit fucking A weather report for your area go to:
http://www.conlinsupply.biz/
Click on the weather link, enter your zip code and there you have it.
It'll give all the detailed (serious fucking details, too) weather information anybody needs to know be you rancher, farmer, hunter or city boy.
And oh yeah, see if they have a feed-n-seed near you.
http://www.conlinsupply.biz/
Click on the weather link, enter your zip code and there you have it.
It'll give all the detailed (serious fucking details, too) weather information anybody needs to know be you rancher, farmer, hunter or city boy.
And oh yeah, see if they have a feed-n-seed near you.
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