Friday, May 01, 2009


Boys and their toys

I know if I shot it I'd hurt for weeks, but... I WANT ONE!!!
-Tattoo Jim


Jesus holds your heart,but satan holds your balls.

Fuck Jury duty

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I ain't even gonna comment on this one. You gotta read it for yourself.

I'm a goner for sure


Swine flu.....

It was once said that a black man would be president "when pigs fly".
And 100 days into Obama's presidency, Swine Flu....
-Thanks to Yolo and Rueben

Thursday, April 30, 2009

Deb's gonna be pissed, Jim

O.k. this just made me laugh after I said "wtf"! then I thought of Nut-Job over at Drivel Land. Oh Deb!
Tattoo Jim

For here or to go?

Thanks, Greg

Not a tattoo you want if you plan on going to prison.....

He DOES look like Urkel

It's Ass Appreciation Day!!!!

Thanks for reminding me, Ibeam!

Hmmm, it's worth a shot

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Uh oh, I'm fucked now

In what should send a frightening chill down the spine of every blogger, writer, journalist and First Amendment advocate in the United States, Phoenix police raided the home of a blogger who has been highly critical of the department.
Jeff Pataky, who runs Bad Phoenix Cops, said the officers confiscated three computers, routers, modems, hard drives, memory cards and everything necessary to continue blogging.The 41-year-old software engineer said they also confiscated numerous personal files and documents relating to a pending lawsuit he has against the department alleging harassment - which he says makes it obvious the raid was an act of retaliation.
Maricopa County Judge Gary Donahoe signed the search warrant that allowed at least ten cops to raid his home in North Phoenix on March 12 while handcuffing his female roommate for three hours as they tore the place apart.
Pataky, who was out of town on a business trip during the raid, also believes police were retaliating against him for the content of his blog, much of it which comes from inside sources within the department.“They broke into my safe and took the backups of my backups,” he said in a phone interview with Photography is Not a Crime on Wednesday.
“I can’t even file my taxes because all my business plans are gone. They took everything.”
The search warrant lists “petty theft” and “computer tampering with the intent to harass” as probable causes. He has yet to see an actual affidavit that lists in detail the probable cause and is skeptical that one even exists.
“They say everything has been sealed,” he said.

Thanks, Yolo.

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Patriotism - Not Dead Yet


Tattoo Jim's on a roll

O.K. all the funnies aside, seriously, to all you liberal gun haters in Congress, don't even think about taking away my 2nd Amendment Rights!! Again, seriously, just think about it for one minute. There are CRIMINALS our there... o.k.??? They are the ones who are committing the CRIMES, thus the term CRIMINALS! Are you with me so far??? If you take away MY RIGHT TO DEFEND MYSELF, and the CRIMINALS STILL HAVE THEIR GUNS (still with me? cause as CRIMINALS they haven't turned in their guns), and considering that the cops can't be everywhere, all the time, I'M FUCKED!!! MY FAMILY IS FUCKED!!! MY FRIENDS ARE FUCKED!!! And guess what, liberal anti-gun people... YOU'RE FUCKED!!!Just remember "a gun in the hand is worth more than a cop on the phone"!!!
(I've been reading Curtis Lowe's blog again... you should too.)
I'll stop now.
Tattoo Jim
To view Curtis Lowe's blog, there's a link on my blog roll.


Michael J. Fox goes into an ice cream parlor. All the young girls working there get excited, since he's an actor.
One of the girls asks him excitedly,"What type of ice cream cone would you like?"
And he replied,"It doesn't matter. I'm gonna drop it in 2 seconds anyway."

From Ibeam the Mullet Hunter

Your Mom's reaction when you came out

Gotta Be California (again)

Only in San Francisco

-Tattoo Jim

Talk about fucking up your day....

Breakfast at my place

Thanks, Tattoo Jim

Monday, April 27, 2009

When my exes meet.....

Go ahead and pull it. I dare you.


Hey, Obama. Check this shit out.


Bet you can't play just once

Gotta Be California (again)

-Tattoo Jim

Get your quarters out!


Die Fucker, Die

An elderly man suffered a massive heart attack.
The family drove wildly to get him to the emergency room.
After what seemed like a very long wait, the ER Doctor appeared, wearing his scrubs and a long face.
Sadly, he said, “I’m afraid he is brain-dead, but his heart is still beating.”
“Oh, Dear God,” cried his wife, her hands clasped against her cheeks with shock, “We’ve never had a Liberal in the family before!”

Oh yeah. They're hot.

Police in Hattiesburg, Mississippi, arrested six streetwalkers during an undercover prostitution sting. Anyway, after seeing the mugshots of these ladies, my only question is: How hard up do you have to be to actually pay money to have sex with one of these dirty skanks?

I feel ya, Bro

Hey! Turn around and make me some bacon!

-Tattoo Jim

One man's opinion

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-Tattoo Jim

Gunnin' for me (I hope)


You need a kit????


Badges? We don't need no steenking badges

I checked my site meter a few minutes ago and saw that I had a visitor from the Mexican Government (Mexico, Distrito Federal) and he/she viewed 20 pages. Great - not only do I have OUR government checking my ass out, now the Federales are onto me too. I'm not too worried about it though. They can't even keep their own people under control......

And Good Morning to you!

Bacon. Mmmmm, bacon......

Gummy Bacon is a great way to scare folks. Here’s how: take some out of the package when no one is looking, cover them in plastic wrap, and wait in your office kitchen. Then, when folks come in, take a strip out, lament how you just don’t have time to cook it, and then eat it anyways! They will be shocked, and you’ll enjoy the nice gummy taste of strawberry - it’s a win/win situation. Gummy Bacon is the only bacon we recommend eating raw - or in the raw (you don’t want grease to spatter on your delicate bits)!

I stole Lula's Friday Funnies....

Sunday, April 26, 2009

It's time for...... BACON!

I don't know, let me check my new bacon watch, only $24.98!!!!
-Tattoo Jim

I LOVE IT!!!!!!

I did something pretty cool today while I was in the mountains burning off a couple hundred rounds through my 41 magnum. I recorded a string of shots on my cell phone and set it as my ringtone.
Now, instead of some faggy melody when somebody calls, I get "Snicksnick BAM, snicksnick BAM" six times.
How fucking cool is that?

Finally! A Friend!

Aw, isn't that nice??? Obama has a real friend in Mr. Chavez.... fucker.
-Tattoo Jim