Thursday, June 25, 2009

Time for a new toy

I don't know why, but I've gotten the strangest urge to go buy a 12 gauge coach gun this weekend. I mean, I've got a fine pump shotgun with an 18" barrel, but there's something about a double barreled shortie that just appeals to me.
Am I the only one out there that likes 'em?

I'll get right on it


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Devil weed

For Yolo!

Camera hog

Best water dish in the world

I've got one of these - the water bowl, not the ugly fucking dog - and my dogs went to it as naturally as a hound drinks from a cow track.

Chldren everywhere can sleep easier tonight

Michael Jackson, the 'King of Pop,' dies at age 50

LOS ANGELES – Michael Jackson, the sensationally gifted child star who rose to become the "King of Pop" and the biggest celebrity in the world only to fall from his throne in a freakish series of scandals, died Thursday. He was 50. Jackson died at UCLA Medical Center in Los Angeles. Ed Winter, the assistant chief coroner for Los Angeles County, confirmed his office had been notified of the death and would handle the investigation.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Straight up White Trash, God bless him

My kinda revolutionaries

Half nekkid hotties with guns.....
Be still, my heart!

Gotta be California (again)

-Thanks to Kimberly

Been there, done that

CSI Kindergarten

Bacon. Mmmmm, bacon.....

Canned bacon? That's pushing it even for me.....
-Tattoo Jim

You're makin' it too easy



I hate you.
That about says it all, you fucking Commie.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Daddy's gonna be proud

I'll skip this ride, thank you


Mother of the Year and........

Father of the Year

Bacon. Mmmmm, bacon.....

-Brother Dave

Dumbass Liberals

This is for all the liberals out there...
Navy SEAL's are always taught:
1) Keep your priorities in order and,
2) Know when to act without hesitation.

A Navy SEAL was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan.
One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day he shocked the class when he came in, looked to the ceiling, and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting."
It got down to the last couple of minutes when the SEAL got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The SEAL went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.
The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the SEAL and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
The SEAL calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid shit and act like an asshole. So He sent me."
God or no God... Thanks to all our people in uniform!!! You're the greatest!!! Keep punching!!!
-Tattoo Jim

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Bacon. Mmmmm, bacon.....

Bad idea. If I used this, I'd walk around hungry all day.
From Tattoo Jim

Dammit, grab the quarter, not the penny!



That'll work


Yeah, that'll protect you from a nuke

An excerpt from a Yahoo news story concerning them crazy-ass North Koreans lobbing a missile towards Hawaii:

If there were a confirmed missile launch toward Hawaii, outdoor sirens would alert the public, said state Civil Defense spokeswoman Shelly Ichishita. Messages would go out on TV and radio urging people to stay indoors or inside their cars.