Saturday, August 08, 2009

Gotta be California (again)

Fucking A

The Constitution and the piece of CRAP called Healthcare

You are losing your rights as an American. It seems to me, you don’t give a shit. Your ignorant and happy. No, I’m not talking about you Commie Libs that are getting what you want with Socialism. I’m talking about the ignorant that voted for Obutthole because it was cool, or didn’t vote, or don’t pay attention to politics and what it’s doing to their freedom, and then sit eating potato chips and playing with their Wii (your going to go blind doing that).
I’m tired of pounding my head till it’s bloody, so I will pound your head some more in hopes that you do something, such as:
Read the Constitution.Read a bill.Call and email your Reps and Senators. Join a tea party.Walk on Washington.
You were taught the Constitution and American history in such a dull, bland way (if taught it at all) that you do not recall any of it. That is what these Commie libs want. They depend on you being so dumbed down that you will fall for such a smooth talking Commie Lib, Obutthole.
Healthcare is one example Obutthole talks about and the ignorant fall for. Healthcare is NOT in our Constitution. I know your Commie Libs want to shove this shit sandwich down our throats. Not that you care about the Constitution.
I can hear you disbelievers now, “WHAT! Your nuts, Foxwood. Everyone has the right to healthcare.” That is why I have told you to read the Constitution. THE CONSTITUTION IS THE LAW.
The Tenth Amendment tell you healthcare is NOT Constitutional therefor NOT A RIGHT: The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people.
In working mans terms, if it’s not in the Constitution, it’s not for the Federal Government (Obutthole and Congress) to decide. It’s up to the States to make it a state law.
With that said, and I know we won’t get rid of things already passed that are unconstitutional, what do we do with healthcare?
Well, we don’t pass this bill. Keep government out of it. And we fix the problems our current system has. The United States has the best healthcare in the world. People from around the world come to the United States to see our doctors. The problem with our healthcare is that the insurance doesn’t cover 10% of Americans. The healthcare bill will increase coverage to the American people by 4%. We want to spend all of this money for a measly 4%?
Let’s not forget how well the government runs the post office, the DMV, the Indian Hospitals, the VA Hospitals, Medicare and Medicade, Amtrack, Social Security, Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac. Government can’t run shit. They are having a hard time running themselves. Why would you trust them with your health.
Now, let’s not say anything bad about Obutthole’s healthcare plan, as I just did. He has spy’s. I know you informed Americans and you Commie libs know this. I want the ignorant to see what an Orwellian society Obutthole wants. Go to their “Snitches for Bitches” website at:
So what happened to the First Amendment? Only Commie Libs have freedom of speech. The First Amendment does not apply to anyone who opposes Obutthole. Here’s your chance, you piece of shit Commie libs. Add Foxwood to the shit list.
Here is the healthcare bill the House of Representative propose.
Now read for yourself what others are saying about this bill. You’ll find the American Citizen (who is getting beaten at town hall meetings) is more informed than your Senators and Reps.
And then the Obutthole administration wants you to turn in your fellow American. You Commie libs can stop lying to us on your Commie lib blogs. Your leader has shown himself. And you ignorant bastiches, we will lose our country if you don’t get your hand off your Wii and learn something, then do something. You better start giving a shit NOW!
“I am sick and tired of people who call you unpatriotic if you debate this administration’s policies. We are Americans and have the right to participate and debate any administration.” – Hillary Clinton

-From Animal Farm

We're all Socialists now

Excluding small business, there are three major employment agencies. Federal Government, the auto industry, and State Government. Small business would be the biggest, but the Obama Administration can’t go after them directly. What are they going after? Well he already has the Federal Government and the auto industry. That leaves State Government.
We just found out how the states will lose States Rights by taking state bailout money. Here’s how he (Barry) will gain control of small business. Let’s take the example of a child day care business. It’s one of those businesses that make over $250,000 and the owner is considered rich. I know the owner. She is not rich. But I digress.
She will lose her license, therefor her business, if she does not do as the state says. They tell her, ‘It is your job to raise the children as we see fit’. I thought it was the parents job to do this. What other businesses are licensed by the state? Electrical, plumbing, air conditioning, I can name some others.
No, Barry O doesn’t want to be in your business. He says he doesn’t want to be in the auto business, but he is. He is already telling the auto makers how much to spend on advertising, who they will fire, what dealerships to keep, how much they can make and what cars they can manufacture. He blew off the 5th Amendment and allowed non-secured creditors to be ahead of secured creditors in bankruptcy court, by telling these secured creditors he would drag them through the mud with the White House Press Corp. Clearly unconstitutional.
Most of you don’t even know what Barry is telling the banks to do. He forced all banks to take bailout money, whether they needed it or not. If they didn’t want to take it, he would see over an investigation in their records. He told the banks to take the money for lending, but forced them to use it to buy smaller banks instead, because it’s easier to control more banking that way. Barry learned Chicago thuggery well.
So now what’s stopping him from controlling States Rights, State Government, and small business? Nothing. You sleeping, brain damaged imbeciles. Your letting this happen and denying it. Your going to wake up and ask what happened, when you were the ones to blame. I know you don’t believe me. I ask you to use your pea brains and research. The answers are there, but I’m sure your to lazy to go find them. Your school system has taught you well.

From Foxwood. Sorry I'm late in posting this, but I was reading older posts just now and saw this.

If I worked in an office......

Yeah, we're in a jam all right.

From The Hog Whitman Train Wreck

A cake for every occasion?

CAMEL TOE!!!!!!!!

Knuckledraggin makeover

The other day at work Woody mentioned that I should separate my humor blogroll from the political ones so he didn't have to sort through everything to find what he was in the mood to read.
So today I got off my lazy ass and did it and while I was at it, I moved some shit around.
I did it on account that Woody is a Marine (I've found out that there's no such thing as an ex-Marine), he's bigger than I am and can beat my ass. Nothing like a little motivation, ya know?
I also added a picture of a 41 Magnum Blackhawk on my page title because, well, I love that fucking gun.

A must see video

Obama Drastically Scales Back Goals For America After Visiting Denny's

You have to sit through a 30 second commercial and the video takes a few seconds to load, but it's worth it.

Why didn't I think of that?

There's actually a website titled Fuck You Obama!
Guess what's going in my blogroll?

Mmmm, Boiled Rat on a Stick......

Friday, August 07, 2009

Gotta be California (again)

By the time Lance pulled into a little town every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or just a bed - I don't care where."
"Well, I do have a double room with one occupant," admitted the manager, "and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he's a Texan and snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you.
"No problem," Lance assured him. "I'll take it."
The next morning Lance came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "How'd you sleep?" asked the manager.
"Never better." The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guy snoring, then?" "Nope, I shut him up in no time" said Lance.
"How'd you manage that?" asked the manager.
"He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room," Lance explained. "I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, said, 'Goodnight, beautiful,' and he sat up all night watching me."

True dat

A Pakistani dies and goes to Heaven. He knocks on the Pearly Gates and St. Peter opens them. "Yes?" asks St. Peter.
"I am here for Jesus", says the Pakistani.
St Peter turns around and shouts, "Jesus, your taxi's here!"

Okay Ibeam, are you happy?

I'm getting tired of your sniveling, the hate emails, and the phone calls in the middle of the night.
You can thank YOLO for this. She feels my pain. And evidently yours.
Enough, Bro.
PS. Damn, that's a nice ass, ain't it?

Thursday, August 06, 2009

Down on Obama

Damn, looking over today's posts, I realized that every one of them are political, even the jokes.
Fuck it.

Sad but true

Mr. Obama,
I truly wish that you were white. Not because I want a white president, I could care less what race or sex the president is as long as you leave me the fuck alone, but because I want to be able to say "Fuck you, Obama" without being accused by your racist supporters of being a racist myself. Let's face it, you're a Socialist piece of shit.
And yeah, I got the balls to sign this with my own name.
-Ken Lane

You ain't lyin'

Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day.
As they walk, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world."
"I am entering!" said Snow White.
After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how'd you do?"
"First Place!," said Snow White.
They continue walking and they see a sign: "Contest for the strongest man in the world."
"I'm entering," says Superman.
After half an hour, he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?"
"First Place," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?"
They continue walking when they see a sign: "Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?"
"I'm entering," says Pinocchio.
After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes.
"What happened?" they asked.
"Who the hell is Nancy Pelosi?" asked Pinocchio.
-Thanks, Doug. That kicked ass!

Fuck you Obama, Fuck you Pelosi, and FUCK YOU DNC!!!!!

Town Hall Twilight Zone
by Connie Hair

The bizarre Democrat reaction to their own constituents -- the ones they invited to Congressional town hall meetings -- morphed yesterday from the realm of the strange into the far reaches of the Twilight Zone. Average, everyday Americans are showing up at Democrat Congressional town hall events across the country to voice their frustration with the far left liberal agenda being stampeded through Congress by the Democrat majority. Mostly comprised of seniors and veterans, these large crowds at the town hall meetings are actually reading the healthcare bill and asking the tough questions. Democrats are stunned that these Americans are angry about being lied to about the government takeover of healthcare.The growing majority of Americans -- at this point 52% now oppose ObamaCare -- are under full frontal assault from the White House, the Democrat Congressional leadership and the Democratic National Committee (DNC). They’re being called everything from angry mobs, phonies, right wing extremists and Astroturf, meaning they’re not really grassroots Americans at the town hall meetings but they’re being bussed in and paid like ACORN members. I suppose in Obamaland these days, a legitimate American protester has to be funded by a Hungarian billionaire.
The DNC released an ad yesterday attacking town hall attendees as angry mobs, giving out the Republican National Committee (RNC) phone number to call and complain. The RNC responded by including on their main phone menu an option to press one to voice concerns about issues raised in the DNC ad -- which then forwarded the calls to the DNC switchboard.The winner of clueless statement of the day yesterday, Sen. Barbara Boxer (D-Ca.), actually said the people attending these town halls were too well dressed to be legitimate. Go figure. She’s from ritzy Marin County.House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Ca.) accused these average, everyday Americans of being crazy, fanatical, swastika-wearing frauds. That’ll go over big with voters.The President yesterday accused the town hall attendees of “manufactured outrage.” On the White House website the administration put together a KGB-style operation asking people to forward emails they may get “about health insurance reform that seems fishy.”Fishy? If I were paranoid I’d think they were compiling an enemies list.Apparently still unable to transition from campaign mode to governance, Obama fell back yesterday on the one thing he really knows: community organizing. He sent out an email to his myrmidons attempting to drum up fake, Astroturf support for his government takeover of healthcare. Obama looked a great deal like Al Gore calling the AFL-CIO begging for a rent-a-mob at the Vice President’s mansion in the wake of the 2000 elections. “This is the moment our movement was built for,” Obama said in his mass e-mail marching orders.And if all that wasn’t yet statist enough, former Clinton administration hack Lanny Davis harkened back to the days of Clinton White House FBI files and IRS audits of their enemies. Davis demanded yesterday that protesters be photographed and investigated. The next thing you know, some unidentified White House staffer will hire back Craig Livingstone. I spoke with National Republican Senatorial Committee Chairman, Sen. John Cornyn (R-Texas), yesterday and asked for his reaction to the DNC attacks on town hall attendees.“I think they’re American citizens exercising their First Amendment rights,” Cornyn said. “I don’t know of any reason to try to demonize them, which it sounds like these ads are trying to do. I noted with interest that Representative Doggett was in Austin and experienced one of these episodes and expressed some shock and amazement that people were actually not buying what Washington is selling. I think that’s just coming into contact with the reality of what I’m hearing and what I think many people are sensing out there and what the polls are beginning to pick up.”Cornyn also sent a letter to the White House yesterday voicing concerns over efforts to intimidate folks and stifle free speech by requesting American citizens forward to the White House email and other communications that oppose the Democrat government takeover of health care.From Cornyn’s letter to Obama:
“I am not aware of any precedent for a President asking American citizens to report their fellow citizens to the White House for pure political speech that is deemed ‘fishy’ or otherwise inimical to the White House’s political interests. You should not be surprised that these actions taken by your White House staff raise the specter of a data collection program. As Congress debates health care reform and other critical policy matters, citizen engagement must not be chilled by fear of government monitoring the exercise of free speech rights.”Rep. John Boehner (R-Ohio), the House Republican leader, also spoke out yesterday about the Democrat town hall meltdown.“Democrats are in denial,” Boehner said. “Instead of acknowledging the widespread anger millions of Americans are feeling this summer toward Democrat-controlled Washington, Washington Democrats are trying to dismiss it as a fabrication. That isn't likely to sit well with Americans outside of Washington who are struggling and wondering when their elected leaders are going to wake up and change course.”The genie’s out of the bottle on this one, folks: Democrats have shown themselves to be woefully unprepared to deal with both the truth and the American people.Red State Town Hall ListHUMAN EVENTS sister company has put together a calendar of town hall events around the country. They are updating as information becomes available.Find your town hall at

Love them folks from Chicago

A guy traveling through Mexico on vacation lost his wallet and all of his identification.
Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home but was stopped by the U.S.Customs Agent at the border.
"May I see your identification, please?" asked the agent.
"I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replied the guy.
"Sure buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no entry," said the agent.
"But I can prove I'm an American!" he exclaimed. "I have a picture of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one side of my butt and George Bush on the other."
"This I gotta see," replied the agent.With that, the guy dropped his pants and showed the agent his behind.
"By golly, you're right!" exclaimed the agent. "Have a safe trip back to Chicago."
"Thanks!" he said. "But how did you know I was from Chicago?"
The agent replied, "I recognized Obama in the middle."


Monday, August 03, 2009

Will's Shrimp Boil

Maybe I should've titled this one "Straight Up White Trash, God Bless 'em".
Will sent these in with comments in another post about my weekend.
Damn, this is some serious Redneckin, the lucky bastard.

We had about half of the whole damn family over saturday for a shrimp boil....50lbs of shrimp, 40lbs of fish (that WAS NOT released back to the bigger fish) and all the fixins. My sunday was a drag...pickin up after all those bastards is a chore!
Oh yeah....did I mention we bought 10 30 packs of beer? Fuckin great party! 22 bottles of wine, 2 bottles of wiskey, and 6 gallons of margaritas.... I think somebody even brought a goddamn coke for some reason...oh yeah, to mix the whiskey for the I say again "great party".
That last one is of me and 2 of my boys. It's a little blurry thanks to the rain, but it didn't stop us from havin a good time.

Bacon. Mmmmm, bacon.....

Bacon Chip Nachos
Shit, this looks good!
Okay, this credit is complicated.
Steve sent it to me. He got it from and it was submitted by Adam Rindy and Olley Chon via flickr.

It's a new World Record, Folks!

A new world record in the 'high jump from a kneeling position' was set last week at a beach in southern France. This picture was taken just two seconds before the jump took place.

My weekend

Things I got done this weekend:
-Mowed my yard, front AND back, then re-seeded where it was needed. This may not sound like much, but it's a double lot and I'm lazy.
-Cut down and applied brush killer to the stumps of the pesky trees that divide mine and the neighbor's property. When I moved in, the trees were there and I have been trying half-assed to get rid of them. I finally got serious about it.
-Did the same to the fig tree that keeps pushing my fence down on the other side of the yard. I hate that fucking tree.
-Cleaned house. I mean REALLY cleaned my house. Of course you can't really tell now......
-Fixed the leaky faucet in the bathroom. Plumbing is not one of my strongest skills.
-Balanced my checkbook. Again, not one of my strong skills.
-Shopped enough for 2 weeks.
-Reloaded all my empty 41 magnum brass.
-Flyfished the Merced River for a couple hours. Didn't catch shit.

Maybe next week I'll shave.

Poor Rex


Now you know what those Tech Support offices look like

This is pure genius!

I don't know how they do it, but they nailed mine!!!

-Thanks to Ibeam

Mom would be so proud.....

I knew it!!!!!!


Oh yeah. She's hot.

Aw, fuck.

The Health Care Bill

Here's the Bills in living color, brought to you by Defend Your Health Care. Take a few minutes, go to the home page and visit the site. It brings up some interesting points.
Then make a few gallons of coffee, set aside a few days to read and make sense of the damned bills.

Dear Friends,

Many people have told us that they are having difficulty accessing H.R. 3200 with page numbers. It is available on our website at Please use this site as a resource.

Thanks for your interest in protecting our healthcare and our liberty,

Betsy McCaughey, Ph.D.