Thursday, November 12, 2009

My new favorite website

I spent about an hour killing time online at this site instead of blogging (yeah, that's right, I got a life) about Obama and other worthless shit.

It has a shitload of useful links for all shooters, not just handloaders. I spent a huge amount of time calculating trajectories, bullet drift, cost per round when handloading, all kinds of cool stuff.
For example, I found out that it cost me about 13 bucks for 50 rounds of 41 magnum when I handload compared to 70 bucks for a box of 50 store bought. Damn!
Check it out when you get a minute.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Veteran's Day thanks

Hey, I just want to take a minute to thank each and every one of you that served our Country for your service.
I don't care if your a war veteran or a peacetime vet like myself. We all gave a little piece of ourselves for some payback for the life and liberty that we and our loved ones enjoy.
God Bless You.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Ooooh, a rainbow!


Yeah? Well, FUCK YOU TOO!!!!!


Apple does it again

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
-Thanks, Phil

How women sleep

-Tattoo Jim

City boys, I swear!

The Pope went on vacation for a few days to visit the rugged mountains of Alaska . He was cruising along the campground in the Pope Mobile when he heard a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods.

He found a helpless Democrat wearing shorts, sandals, a Vote for Obama hat and a Save the Trees shirt. The man was screaming and struggling frantically, thrashing all about and trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly bear.

As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers wearing Go Sarah shirts came racing up.

One quickly fired a 44 magnum slug right into the bear's chest. The two other men pulled the semiconscious Democrat from the bear's grasp. Then using baseball bats, the three loggers finished off the bear.
Two of the men dragged the dead grizzly onto the bed of their pickup truck.
The other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.

As they began to leave, the Pope summoned all of them men over to him. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he proudly proclaimed. "I have heard there was bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic environmental activists, but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not true."

As the Pope drove off, one logger asked his buddies, "Who the heck was that guy?"
"Dude, that was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct contact with Heaven and has access to all wisdom."

"Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all wisdom, but he doesn't know squat about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait still alive or do we need to go back to Massachusetts and get another one?"

Talk about being brutally honest....


Damn, it felt good to say that.

Sunday, November 08, 2009

Another "Aw, fuck" moment in time


I can feel it working already

Be careful of what you ask for

Gotta be California (again)

Hey, it does me good!

Thanks, Tom

Now you know how we feel, amigo

A beautiful fairy appeared one day to an illegal immigrant outside an Arizona immigration office.
"Good man," the fairy said, "I've been sent here by President Obama and told to grant you three wishes, since you just arrived in the United States with your wife and eight children."
The man told the fairy. "Well, where I come from we don't have good teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe a lot of gold in them."
The fairy looked at the man's almost toothless grin and -PING!- he had a brand new shining set of gold teeth in his mouth! "What else?" asked the fairy, "Two more to go."
The refugee claimant now got bolder. "I need a big house with a three car garage in Phoenix with eight bedrooms for my family and the rest of my relatives who still live in my country. I want to bring them all over here..." and -PING!- in the distance there could be seen a beautiful mansion with a three car garage, a long driveway, a walkout patio with a BBQ in an upscale neighbourhood.
"One more wish", said the fairy, waving her wand.
"Yes, one more wish. I want to be like an American with American clothes instead of these torn clothes, and a baseball cap instead of this sombrero. And I want to have white skin like Americans... and -PING!- The man was transformed, wearing worn out jeans, a Baltimore Orioles T-shirt and a baseball cap. He had his bad teeth back and the mansion had disappeared from the horizon.
"What happened to my new teeth?" he wailed. "Where is my new house?"
The fairy said "Tough shit, Amigo! Now that you are a white American, you have to fend for yourself!" And she disappeared.