Saturday, September 11, 2010

Wanna play games?

Charlie growled at me tonight. He was hit by a cop car earlier tonight (barely hit, more later) but the fact of the matter is he growled at me.
We were on the floor, I growled at him like I had a million times before and the motherfucker growled me back. Then I woofed him and he actually snapped at me.
I jammed him to the floor (gotta remember he's Buhund and American Husky, needs a very dominant man) and he stalked away from me snarling. What the fuck?
The only reason (and I'm fucking serious here) that he's still alive after that bullshit was that a fucking cop car rolled him earlier. I'll cut him some slack for a minute because if that.
But let the motherfucker jams me up again and his brains will be fertilizing the begonias.
I will take no shit off no dog.

Friday, September 10, 2010

Okay, I'll give you this much.

I was off that day, sleeping late and my wife who wasn't working at the time was sleeping in with me, enjoying the togetherness that unemployment gave us.
My fucking house phone (no cell back then) was going off over and over. I finally got up and answered it. It was Mom. "Why in the fuck aren't you answering your phone? Turn on the TV. The shit is on now!"
I flipped the phone onto the couch and turned on the TV just in time to see a motherfucking plane crash into the first Tower.
I ran into the bedroom, snatched Niki out of bed by the hair and yelled "We're at war!"
Her reply? "What did I do now?"
Quit laughing.
I went and filled my tanks and a 55 gallon drum with gas (fucking Arabs, never can when they're gonna cut us off) and found I was like number 97 in line.
Okay, I saw the same scene about a million times that day, felt the same way every time.
Then a week later I start hearing shit that the media was going to quit showing it because it INFLAMED feelings of hatred.
Fucking A it did. I agree with Alan Jackson. If it was up to me, I'd show it every day.
We had American flags on every house for a week or so. That was it.
My flag flew before that day and it's flown every damned day since. Matter of fact when I give directions to my house I tell them to watch for the flag. It's the only one on the street.
Remember 9/11.
And that's all you're gonna hear from me on the subject.
Fuck Obama

September 11, 2010

You not going to find any posts here about 9/11 on this horrible day.
I'm not being un-patriotic, I'm not being callous. Every one of you know how much I love my Country and how much I hate our enemies.
It's just that there are so many more people that can express themselves so much better than I can about the subject. Please go to my blogroll for that.
Fuck Obama

Thursday, September 09, 2010

Rob Ronning's free tonight

Thank God that the judge saw through the bullshit and granted him bail.
He was so fucking dangerous that he was denied bail at first but now a Federal Judge granted him his freedom for only $100,000?
Let's see, that's $10,000 cash bond and the deed to his house or business.
Fuck, I could even bail out for that.......
Yeah. I'm thinking these charges will either be dropped or seriously reduced.
Fuck you, Mikey.

A federal judge Wednesday granted bail for a Modesto gun shop owner arrested last week on suspicion of selling guns illegally to undercover agents.
Robert John Ronning, 42, of Salida was being held at the Sacramento County Jail. His attorney, Adam Stewart, said Ronning was expected to post $100,000 bail by Wednesday night.
Stewart said one of the conditions of his release is Ronning cannot be near guns, so he won't be returning to the gun shop for now.
Ronning's wife is expected to take the reins of the business and reopen the gun shop at some point, Stewart said.
Ronning is scheduled to appear in federal court again Sept. 17 for a preliminary hearing.
Ronning was arrested on suspicion of illegal gun sales, including the unlawful transfers of unregistered gun silencers and a machine gun, according to the U.S. attorney's office in Sacramento.
He is a federal firearms licensee and owner of Ronning Arms Inc. in the 2000 block of Yosemite Boulevard, just west of El Vista Avenue in east Modesto.
Federal prosecutors said Ronning sold two gun silencers, seven assault weapons and a machine gun to undercover ATF agents and others posing as Mexican citizens without identification at the Yosemite Boulevard business.
The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives is leading the investigation.
Read more:

Fuck Mikey

Okay, check this shit out.
I figured the DOJ bullshit out. For them that don't know, go down a few posts.
I was wondering why DOJ would google me instead of using that high-speed secret-squirrel shit they have. Then I flash back to that punk Mikey. For them that don't know, go down a little further.
He had told me that he knew several Federal Agents (like that's something to be proud of) and that he worked in Law Enforcement. Also mentioned the "thin blue line" like I was supposed to fucking impressed or something. So naturally I assumed he was a cop. Wrong wrong wrong.
I did a little checking here and there with the information sitemeter gave me and found out he lives within 30 minutes of D.C. I went a little further and found out he works for DOJ.
Basically what happened was Mikey took a break from viewing porn on our dime to google me trying to dig up dirt. What he found and where he fucked up was a series of comments that I made at my good friend Debs' website,
If you're interested in reading the post go to:
The shit is fucking funny. Read the post and especially the comments following.  I mean, who in the fuck would name their kid Jihad?
You'll recognize my comments by my dry wit, my grasp of political history and plus I posted under the handle Wirecutter.
So, I'm sorry that I ain't on a list.
But I'm still trying dammit.

Wednesday, September 08, 2010

Think you're a good shot?

Try this simple drill.
Put up a piece of plywood, 18" across by 24" tall. Draw a line down through the center, another one across it about 9" from the top.
Stand facing your target at 25 yards.
Start walking towards it at a normal pace. About halfway there, draw, come to a modified Weaver while still walking and start shooting 2 shots per pace. Aim where the 2 lines intersect.
Reload as you need to, continue to shoot until you're 3 feet away.
Any hits on the target count. Any hits within 3 inches of the intersection of your lines is a kill.
Count your hits compared to shots fired. Then look at that huge fucking group that you just shot and remind yourself that it was a handgun, not a shotgun you were shooting.
My point is that self defense shooting very seldom happen at the range unless you happen to live in Los Angeles. Find a place where you can shoot different scenarios, even if it takes a day trip. Take lots of ammo, plywood, and lunch. Have fun and shoot from every damned angle and cover you can think of.
It may save your life, even if it just serves to show you that you ain't as good as you thought you were.

Koran burning

Okay, let me get this out of the way before a shitload of muslims show up at my house burning bibles or Mikey starts spouting off again.
I personally think that the Pastor is a fucking idiot and yeah, he's going to inflame hatred from the muslims to us regular folks.
I find it offensive that he's going to burn korans for a couple of reasons.
First, you gotta understand that I grew up (for the most part) in Germany where Pops was stationed in the 60s and 70s. World War II wasn't that far in the past - 20 years the first time I was there - and for some reason I remember hearing about Hitler burning books. It sticks in my mind. So naturally, I'm think Nazi when I hear book burning.
Okay. Reason number two: It's a fucking book, man. I was brought up to believe that books were things to be respected, no matter what the content. I don't dogear the pages of books, I don't lay them pages down, I don't throw them away and I damned sure don't burn them.
All that said, I support his right to be a fucking idiot.

Am I going to burn my copy of the koran that day?

Tuesday, September 07, 2010

Yeah. Let's not offend them.

GAINESVILLE, Fla. – The government turned up the pressure Tuesday on the head of a small Florida church who plans to burn copies of the Quran on Sept. 11, warning him that doing so could endanger U.S. troops and Americans everywhere.

Let's see. They burn 3 buildings in NYC with a loss of 3000 lives, their fucking book advocates this type of violence and your government is asking that we don't offend them.
How about we torch some of those in Gitmo? I mean after all, don't they preach an eye for an eye?
Burn, Baby. Burn.

Bushwhacks' dogs

There's my dogs...A lab, a Rot, a shepherd and rat terrier...All rescue dogs.

And to think that you accused me of beating off over their pictures.......

Ryans' Emma

Attached is a pic of Emma, I believe that Emma could out do Charliegoddamnit in a fucking shit up contest. Lets see so far the little fucker has eaten one truck interior, 5 or 6 cell phone chargers, about 3 or 4 pairs of the wifes shoes, 1 window casing, and numerous neighborhood cats. She’s a hell of a bird dog though.

Mom would be so proud.......

Deb from sent me this from her sitemeter page tonight in regards to some motherfucker named Jihad that got shot (imagine that) on his front porch. She got a lot of fucked up comments before closing the thread but not before I got mine in to support her.
Her words to me tonight:

Thought this would make you proud. It brought the searcher to my "Jihad" post, the one where you wanted to, and I wanted you to, rip the "offended" commenters a new one.
Congrats on having someone from the Dept of Justice searching Google for you (our tax dollars hard at work). Hey, it got me all excited! Now maybe I'm on The List too! Woo Hoo!!

I was beginning to think all my hard work was for nothing. Yep, that's me in red on the bottom.

Bulk Ammo

Hey, if you shoot as much as I do but don't reload, I got a place where you can score some bulk ammo cheap.
A longtime reader, Steve, sent me a link to his business and I told him I'd hook him up.
As always, check your local and state regulations when it comes to recieving ammo via mail, UPS or FEDEX. Don't want the fucking feds on our asses.
Seriously, take a couple of minutes, look up your caliber and compare prices. I did and I'll be doing some Christmas shopping there.
Steve, you fucking owe me a discount, Bro.

Monday, September 06, 2010

White Boys can't dance

I was rocking out to Guns N' Roses Paradise City, got an itch in my feet, jumped up and started moving hard to the music.
Charliegodammit woke up, licked his dick real quick and jumped on me with his front paws on my shoulders and started getting into it with me.
I gotta admit. The motherfucker dances better than I do.........
Don't say much for my social life either. I'm dancing with my dog.
No, I didn't kiss him, especially after that dick-licking. We ain't that tight.

Todd's tips

Folks, I'm gonna plug somebody that I like.
Dogbreath has some great free tips and how-to advice for both experienced and beginning coyote hunters.
It's a free download and you ain't gonna get any spam from it. You have my word.
But the best thing is that Todd offers 3 of the best fucking calls I own. No shit. You can buy them one at a time but the best deal is the package deal, of course.
Even if you've just played with the thought of getting into predator hunting, give this site a whirl. It's entertaining and hell, we've all had days when the deer stands ain't producing. Might as well try to bring in a coyote......

204 Ruger

Hey! Any of you fuckers shooting a 204?
I've noticed that even Les Johnson on Predator Quest ( has forsaken his 22-250 for either a 243 or a 204 depending on the country.
I was down to the BassPro the other day and checking out the ballistics and man, 4200 fps? 4200 fps? Yes, I said that twice on purpose. I'm shooting a 55 grain Hornady Vmax at 3700 fps and I've missed more coyotes because I'm shooting in front of 'em than I ever thought possible. Add another 500 fps and I think I'd be having to aim behind 'em at a dead run to connect.
What's the wind stability like? I'm thinking bad with that light a bullet.
And what about breech burn? How long before you have to re-barrel at 4200?
Help me out, folks.
I'm always up for a new hot rod, but damn I need to know if it's worth it.

Heh heh heh.

Fuck me running. Now I'm wondering if I should just go back the regular format for commenting and let all y'all take care of Mikey.

Damn, y'all......

Fuck, I just made that post about my comments so you wouldn't trip when you commented and it went to moderation. I did not even expect the support that you showed. I got comments from folks that had never commented before! I mean, even Skeeter from showed up!
I'm touched, sniff sniff.
I can even feel the jizz dripping down mah laig.

But the fact is that my opinion is my opinion. And yeah, I'll admit I can be wrong. My buddy Woody will tell you I'm wrong A LOT.
Hey, I distrust your government. I distrust the police as a whole. I distrust my own fucking mother.

But you know what? Ronning just might be guilty. I don't know. If he is, then that's a side that I've never seen. But unlike Mikey I'm not going to try him, convict him, and sentence him solely on the basis of a fucking newspaper article.
As one of the commenters mentioned:
Ruby Ridge.

And I almost forgot.
Fuck Obama

Party on, men. Party on.


Somebody's dog

Okay, I got no idea who's dog this is. It came from somebody's iPhone and the text was in Mexican or Spanish. I think.
Still a good looking dog, though.

Tweekers - yeah, we got 'em here too.

Looks kinda trashy to me, Bro.

Thanks, Woody.

'nuff said

Come on, NOVEMBER!!!!!!!

I'm tellin' ya....

And yet these little bastards would be the first ones to make fun of my cowboy boots and camoflauge hat.

Sorry 'bout that

Sorry, but I had to change how my comments work.
Go back to my post about Hate, hate, hate the Feds and read the comment by Mike.
He claims to be a cop (thin blue line and all that) but I doubt it. He doesn't have the temperament that you'd expect from a professional.
Anyways, Mikey apparently can't read or feels that rules don't apply to him, specifically the part about (and I quote):
This blog is not a forum. I have my views and I ain't changing them. Read my blog for enjoyment and take it the way it was meant - humor.
Any political statements are going to be conservative.
If I pissed you off, sorry 'bout that. Take your shitty comments down the road.
He's left several asinine comments and rants. When he went over the top, I deleted them. It's my blog, I can do that. Then he posted a comment calling me a coward. I trashed that too.
Seeing as I do have a day job (lucky me) and can't delete Mikeys' tantrums while at work, I changed my settings so that all comments have to be moderated by me before publishing.
Sorry I had to do that but I assumed we were all grown-ups here.

To Mike

I removed your last comment.
You remind me of somebody named Ned that comments on the online edition of my homepaper. You jump up and call me a fucking idiot, tell me that I'm full of shit, that I'm irresponsible but when I call you a fucking sheep, you get all butt hurt and start screaming insults back and making false acccusations.
Fuck you. Go drink some more Kool-Aid.
If you don't like me expressing my personal opinion on MY blog, then don't read it.

For those that still have jobs

Sunday, September 05, 2010

The truth comes out

"In a true peace, Israel will, in our lifetimes, become one more Arab country, with a Jewish minority."
-- Ground Zero mosque Imam Feisel Abdul Rauf, in a 1977 letter to the editor.