Saturday, February 26, 2011

It's pitiful when your dog skunks you

So I'm posting, researching, answering emails and trying to eat all at the same time when I hear a godawful dogfight a ways off. One of the voices sound familiar so I get up and check and guess what, just fucking guess who snuck off.
I figured it was him and I knew he was fighting at least a couple of coyotes by the sound of things so I grabbed a maglight and a 22 and headed for the park along the creek in the middle of town.
By the time I got there shit had settled down so I hollered. Nothing. Nothing from the coyotes, nothing from my best bud. Fuck, my Charliedog was killed. I rustled around and found an open reed call and blasted a challenge call. Nothing. Again. Nothing. I'm pissed, panicky and crying. I just lost my best dog, the one that sleeps next to my bed, the very same one that loves on me every single evening and every single morning at sunrise????
Just about the time I was fixin' to pull on my gum boots and wade the brush for some fur to bury, guess who shows up covered in blood and all proud of himself.......
He leads me back to the coyote he killed and wants to go after the one that got away, but I pulled him off and took him home.
Fucker, he's killed more coyotes than I have this year.
But I'll say one thing for him, he took the 3 stitches in his neck without a twitch or whimper and even licked my hand when I was done.
Man, I love that tough sumbitch.....

Know your enemy (again)

So I'm already getting hammered for leaving out y'alls favorite anti-goatfucking sites.
I know it's Saturday night and we're all in a drunken stupor but I need links, not just names of authors.
You seem to forget that I'm an Okie - not only am I drunk but I'm semi computer illiterate. So I'm trying to post, answer emails (QUIT SPEAKING TXT GODAMMIT), find coyote shooting spots on google earth and rub my nuts all at the same time.
Fuck, I still can't believe Waylon's dead......

Armed pro-Gadhafi gangs roll in Libyan capital

AP - The embattled Libyan regime passed out guns to civilian supporters, set up checkpoints Saturday and sent armed patrols roving the terrorized capital to try to maintain control of Moammar Gadhafi's stronghold and quash dissent as rebels consolidate control elsewhere in the North African nation.

Hey! How come all them goat-fuckers get all the fun? We got the same kinda shit going on here and we don't get to shoot nobody. The only difference is our dictators name changes every 4 to 8 years.
(grumble grumble bitch whine and complain)

Know Your Enemy

Folks, I've added a new category to my sidebar called "Know Your Enemy" just above my blogrolls and it's for websites and blogs that are soley devoted to the spread of islam and the threat of creeping shari'a here in the US.
There were a couple of blogs that I included from my blogroll - Pam Gellers' "Atlas Shrugged" and Robert Spencers' "Jihad Watch" - but I will keep them in my blogroll for a couple more weeks until y'all get used to finding them in their new place.
A few words about the new additions:
Act for America is an organization that is dedicated to educating us about islam and what it really means.

Stop the Islamization Of America (SIOA) and Jihad Watch are written by Robert Spencer who is considered to be an authority on islam and it's threats to us as Americans. As a side note, SIOA just recently had the honor of being listed as a hate group by the pinko Southern Poverty Law Center for exposing islamic threats. How fucking cool is that?

Atlas Shrugs is written by Pam Geller, also a nationally known blogger (as well as a cutie) who has brought some serious fucking attention to the Ground Zero Mosque and is credited for the mass protests against it.

The Religion of Peace is only half of the name of the next blog. The rest of it is (and a big stack of dead bodies). It is a list of the atrocities and lies that muslims commit every day. Great articles and an up-to-date list of the bullshit that is carried out by this religion of peace.

Islam Watch? The name says it all.

The Opinionator describes itself better than I can - Straightforward talk along with unabashed and uncowed commentary on Worldwide News, radical Islam, Islamisation, Immigration, and current events with special attention given to USA and UK topics.

And last but not least:
Bare Naked Islam. This site is THE site to go to for straight-up researched shit about islam. It runs shit down in a way that even I can understand, sober or not. You want to know about what the koran says about fucking animals? About sexually abusing women and children, halil slaughtered meat, killing infidels, or anything else? This is the place to go. Lots of links but be careful where you go. If you click on beheadings, you get videos of beheadings. Same thing with the videos of halil meat.

Okay. These are sites I go to every motherfucking day and I hope you do too. I'll be adding to them so check back when you get a chance.
Have fun, kids.

Build your own "Justice Shed"

Use this diagram to build your own Justice Shed and you’ll have a safe spot to keep ne'er-do-wells and suspicious-looking folk you wrangle up off the streets.

Five or six times? Accidentally?

Panama City - A man is in critical condition after shooting himself in the head five or six times at a Panama City gun range.
The Bay County sheriff's office says the shooting was self-inflicted but doesn't know yet if it was accidental or on purpose.
The man walked into Jays Guns and Accessories on Highway 390 near the old airport to use the range just before one o clock. First responders got the call half an hour later that someone had been shot multiple times in the head.
Paramedic's rushed the man to Bay Medical.
Jays Guns and Accessories is divided into a gun shop and a shooting range. Major Tommy Ford of the Bay County Sheriff’s Department told NewsChannel 7 no one was in the range with the man at the time.
"The employee of the shop was watching from the shop side separated by the wall. There were no other customers in the store and no other subjects shooting in the range area at the time."
Authorities haven't released much information about the man yet, but we do know he is in his mid twenties and carried an out-of-state driver's license.

Six times and he survived? Always use enough gun, folks. Always. You just can't trust those 9mms to get the job done - ask Jared Loughner and Gabby Giffords......
No, I don't know that it was a 9mm that the wanna-be dead guy used but I couldn't resist the jab.

Good ol' muslim porn

Easy now, Abdul. Wait your turn, you can go right after the prohet Mohammed's done. CALM THE FUCK DOWN, ABDUL!!!!!!

Tore up from the floor up

Fucking drunks, I swear....
"I'm gonna get rashe.... ra.... racial here....."
This is better than Saturday Morning Cartoons.


Dr James David Manning hammers Oprah

I have loved this guy since the first time I saw him 2 years ago.
Hey, anybbody that displays a sign outside his church (in Harlem!!!) demanding that The Obamessiah shows his birth certificate has my respect. The man has balls.......

Damn! Those people are cousined up hard......

The Last Crusade–Danish psychologist Nicolai Sennels says Muslim inbreeding which has been prohibited in the Judeo-Christian tradition since the days of Moses, was sanctioned by Muhammad and has been going on now for 50 generations (1,400 years) in the Muslim world.
This practice of inbreeding will never go away in the Muslim world since Muhammad is the ultimate example and authority on all matters, including marriage. The massive inbreeding in Muslim culture may well have done virtually irreversible damage to the Muslim gene pool, including extensive damage to its intelligence, sanity, and health.

Lowered intellectual capacity is another devastating consequence of Muslim marriage patterns. According to Sennels, research shows that children of consanguinous marriages lose 10-16 points off their IQ and that social abilities develop much slower in inbred babies. The risk of having an IQ lower than 70, the official demarcation for being classified as retarded, increases by an astonishing 400 percent among children of cousin marriages.
In Denmark , non-Western immigrants are more than 300 percent more likely to fail the intelligence test required for entrance into the Danish army. Sennels says that the ability to enjoy and produce knowledge and abstract thinking is simply lower in the Islamic world. He points out that the Arab world translates just 330 books every year, about 20% of what Greece alone does. In the last 1,200 years years of Islam, just 100,000 books have been translated into Arabic, about what Spain does in a single year. Seven out of 10 Turks have never even read a book.

Only nine Muslims have ever won the Nobel Prize, and five of those were for the Peace Prize. According to Nature magazine, Muslim countries produce just 10 percent of the world average when it comes to scientific research (measured by articles per million inhabitants).

Mental illness is also a product. The closer the blood relative, the higher the risk of schizophrenic illness. The increased risk of insanity may explain why more than 40% of the patients in Denmark’s biggest ward for clinically insane criminals have an immigrant background.
The U.S. is not immune. According to Sennels, One study based on 300,000 Americans shows that the majority of Muslims in the USA have a lower income, are less educated, and have worse jobs than the population as a whole.

(AH HAH! So this is why Obama pushed so hard for ObamaCare, what with all the 3rd world Muslim immigrants he’s bringing into this country…)

muslims openly infiltrating Obamas' administration

Friday, February 25, 2011

Your tax dollars at work

On an earlier post one of the readers commented that he works for the government and used to read my site at work but now the Department of Homeland Security had flagged Knuckledraggin for "various criteria" and it wasn't able to be viewed on government computers any more.
Then I see this on my sitemeter today........
I can understand me being flagged, but Funktards? Give me a fucking break here.

Fuck you, you piece of shit.

WASHINGTON -- President Barack Obama has signed a three-month extension of key surveillance provisions of the Patriot Act.
The law extends two areas of the 2001 act. One provision allows law enforcement officials to set roving wiretaps to monitor multiple communication devices. The other allows them to ask a special court for access to business and library records that could be relevant to a terrorist threat.
A third provision gives the FBI court-approved rights for surveillance of non-American "lone wolf" suspects - those not known to be tied to specific terrorist groups.
Obama signed the three-month extension of the provisions Friday. They were to expire Monday.
Lawmakers will soon start debating a multiple-year extension of the provisions, which have drawn fire from defenders of privacy rights.

Does this mean I could be arrested as a domestic terrorist because of the books I've checked out of the library on Waco, Ruby Ridge or the fucking BATF?

People own guns because they're racist......

I was going to post a picture of a syphiletic toothless asian prostitute that was missing her nose but I figured hell, this has better shock effect.

Yessir, that'll teach him

WASHINGTON -- The United States shuttered its embassy in Libya on Friday and readied stiff financial and other penalties against Moammar Gadhafi and his loyalists, ending days of cautious condemnation by all but calling for the unpredictable leader's immediate ouster.
Gadhafi's legitimacy has been "reduced to zero," the White House said as it announced the steps.

Decoy dogs for coyotes

Thanks to Claymore for this video. I had heard of folks using dogs to decoy them in but had never seen it.

No wonder he's president. He's smart.

Washington (AP) - President Obama says the the biggest challenge facing the US economy is an unemployment rate that remains unacceptably high.

Yeah. Right. Uh-huh. Suuuure.......

I fired off an email a while ago and when the 'email sent' confirmation page came up, there was this advertisement on the right side of the screen. I had to laugh.
I knew it was pure bullshit because there ain't that many white women in Riverbank.
Seriously. I know both of them.......

If mohammed had never been born

Thanks to the DaleyGator

CharlieGodammit as a pup. Hard as fuck.

No, it ain't him. I don't think. Maybe. It damned sure could be...... it sure does look like him as a pup. Jesus, maybe it IS him......

Archery is good for the younguns

Around age 10 my dad got me one of those little badass compound bow beginner kits. Of course, the first month I went around our land sticking arrows in anything that could get stuck by an arrow. Did you know that a 1955 40 horse Farmall tractor will take 6 rounds before it goes down? Tough sumbich.
That got boring, so being the 10 yr. old Dukes of Hazard fan that I was, I quickly advanced to taking strips of cut up T-shirt doused in chainsaw gas tied around the end and was sending flaming arrows all over the place. One summer afternoon, I was shooting flaming arrows into a large rotten oak stump in our backyard. I looked over under the carport and see a shiny brand new can of starting fluid (Ether). The light bulb went off in my head. I grabbed the can and set it on the stump. I thought that it would probably just spray out in a disappointing manner. Let's face it, to a 10yr old mouth-breather like myself, ether really doesn't "sound" flammable. So, I went back into the house and got a 1 pound can of Pyrodex.
At this point, I set the can of ether on the stump and opened up the can of black powder. My intentions were to sprinkle a little bit around the Ether can but it all sorta dumped out on me. No biggie, a 1 lb. can of Pyrodex and 16oz Ether should make a loud pop, kinda like a firecracker you know? You know what? Fuck that, I'm going backYeah baby, now we're cookin'.
I stepped back about 15 ft and lit the 2 stroke arrow. I drew the nock to my cheek and took aim. As I released I heard a clunk as the arrow launched from my bow. In a slow motion time frame, I turned to see my dad getting out of the truck... OH SHIT! He just got home from work. So help me God, it took 10 minutes for that arrow to go from my bow to the can. My dad was walking towards me in slow motion with a WTF look in his eyes. I turned back towards my target just in time to see the arrow pierce the starting fluid can right at the bottom. Right through the main pile of Pyrodex and into the can. Oh Shit.
When the shock wave hit it knocked me off my feet. I don't know if it was the actual compression wave that threw me back or just reflex jerk back from 235 frickin' decibels of sound. I caught a half a millisecond glimpse of the violence during the initial explosion and I will tell you there was dust, grass, and bugs all hovering 3 feet above the ground as far as I could see. It was like a little low to the ground layer of dust fog full of grasshoppers, spiders, and a worm or two.
The daylight turned purple. Let me repeat this... THE FUCKING DAYLIGHT TURNED PURPLE.
There was a big sweet gum tree out by the gate going into the pasture. Notice I said "was". That son-of-a-bitch got up and ran off.
So here I am, on the ground blown completely out of my shoes with my Colt Firearms T-Shirt shredded, my dad is on the other side of the carport having what I can only assume is a Vietnam flashback: ECHO BRAVO CHARLIE YOU'RE BRINGIN' EM IN TOO CLOSE!! CEASE FIRE. DAMNIT CEASE FIRE!!
His hat has blown off and is 30 feet behind him in the driveway. All windows on the north side of the house are blown out and there is a slow rolling mushroom cloud about 2000 ft. over our backyard. There is a Honda 185 3 wheeler parked on the other side of the yard and the fenders are drooped down and are now touching the tires.
I wish I knew what I said to my dad at this moment. I don't know - I know I said something. I couldn't hear. I couldn't hear inside my own head. I don't think he heard me either... not that it would really matter. I don't remember much from this point on. I said something, felt a sharp pain, and then woke up later. I felt a sharp pain, blacked out, woke later....repeat this process for an hour or so and you get the idea. I remember at one point my mom had to give me CPR and Dad screaming "Bring him back to life so I can kill him again". Thanks Mom.
One thing is for sure... I never had to mow around that stump again, Mom had been bitching about that thing for years and dad never did anything about it. I stepped up to the plate and handled business.
Dad sold his muzzle loader a week or so later. I still have some sort of bone growth abnormality, either from the blast or the beating, or both.
I guess what I'm trying to say is, get your kids into archery. It's good discipline and will teach them skills they can use later on in life.

No, this isn't a true life story. I got it from and even though he's a fucking Aussie, he's got a great sense of humor. I steal a lot of shit from him.....

What the fuck?

My neighbor came banging at my door at 2:30 this morning. Can you believe that shit? 2:30 in the morning? Lucky for him I was up test firing my 30.06, huh?

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Yeah, whatever......

Last night my daughter walked into the living room and said, "Dad, cancel my allowance, stop paying my college tuition, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV, stereo, iPhone, iPad, and jewelry and give them to charity. Sell my car and take my front door key and throw me out of the house."
Well, she didn't actually put it like that. She said, "Dad, this is my new boyfriend, Mohammed.”


A hot clothing sale tip (Mossy Oak)

Hey guys and gals, I got a hot tip today that due to a published illegal hunting incident with a Mossy Oak or Redhead rep, BassPro is clearing their inventory of all Redhead Mossy Oak clothing.
I don't know the details of the incident nor do I give a flying fuck but I have been known to take advantage (and share) a bargain.
Go to and in the "search box", enter "Redhead Mossy Oak" and find some super fucking bargains on the clothing. I don't know how long this will last, so jump on this shit while you can.
Then contact me and ask where you can send a couple bucks to buy me a beer.

How fitting.....

Good. They're blaming each other. Stupid motherfuckers....

BENGHAZI, Libya – Foreign mercenaries and Libyan militiamen loyal to Moammar Gadhafi tried to roll back the uprising against his rule that has advanced closer to his stronghold in Tripoli, attacking two nearby cities in battles that killed at least 17 people. But rebels made new gains, seizing a military air base, as Gadhafi blamed Osama bin Laden for the upheaval.

What can I say?

I had just climbed out of the shower and into my fuckinoff clothes (camo bibs and a Tshirt) when Dad called, said he was broke down. I pulled on a pair of lace up ropers (fuck socks), grabbed my wallet out of my work pants and headed on down the road.
When we finally got to his place, one of the aunts was there along with both nieces and their men and when I walked in, they all started laughing at my attire.
"Uncle Ken! I swear you are the biggest Okie! I can't believe you wear overalls out in public."
I crammed a biscuit in my mouth. "Hey, they're comfortable. Plus it makes it easier to scratch my balls in public." That sent both girls into gales of laughter, their boyfriends nodded, my aunt turned bright red, my mom just shook her head and Pops pointed out that I was doing just that at that very moment.

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

I know, I'm slacking.

Folks, please forgive me lack of posts tonight.
I had a rough motherfucking day and I just can't get my shit together enough to deal with this.
Check back tomorrow evening at this time, I should be fucked up enough to have a sense of humor.

Lewis and Clarks' air rifle

This is something that I never knew!
We actually owe much of our history and western States to an air rifle.
Thanks, Yolo. I appreciate you sending this in.

Now he's a bird dog

I came home tonight to a shitload of feathers in my backyard and CharlieGodammit laying there looking all happy, burping and farting, feathery down still around his mouth and some scratches on his muzzle.
By the color and size of the feathers and a talon, he nailed a hawk which kinda sorta pissed me off. Not that I'm into the "birds of prey" mystique, but they do keep the bluejay and magpie population under control and I hate both of those kind of birds, the noisy fuckers.
But he jumped and killed a fucking hawk and he still has both eyes? Damn.......

We're known by the company we keep, right?

Oh jeez........

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"
He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and pouring rain out there!"
Well, you have a short memory," says his wife.
"Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself! God loves drunk people too."
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes," comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing set," replied the drunk.


Back off, Harry.

CARSON CITY, Nev. -- U.S. Sen. Harry Reid took aim at the world's oldest profession Tuesday, telling state lawmakers the time has come to have an adult conversation about Nevada's legal sex trade if the state hopes to succeed in the 21st century.
The Democratic Senate majority leader made the comments before a joint session of the Legislature as brothel owners and lobbyists - and working girls from the rural establishments - looked on from the gallery.
In his autobiography, Reid, a Mormon, wrote about growing up in the mining hamlet of Searchlight, Nev., and learning to swim in the pool at a bordello. His mother took in laundry from the 13 brothels around town.
But when the nation thinks about Nevada, Reid said, "it should think about the world's newest ideas and newest careers - not about its oldest profession."
He received a smattering of applause when he first suggested Nevada outlaw bordellos. By the time he finished with the topic, his remarks were met with silence from the representatives of a state whose identity is woven tightly with gambling, alcohol, quick marriages and prostitution.

I firmly believe that legalized, regulated prostitution doesn't hurt anybody - not the patrons nor the women that choose to work there.
Prostitution is going to exist whether it's leagal or not. So would you rather it be in an environment where it's clean and safe (for both the patrons and ladies) and medical exams are required, or out on the streets where HIV and other STDs are rampant, beatings are frequent and the women are doing it to support drug habits?
I'm just sayin'......

Humbling my ass. You're an arrogant piece of shit.

CHICAGO – Former White House chief of staff Rahm Emanuel was elected mayor of Chicago on Tuesday, easily overwhelming five rivals to take the helm of the nation's third-largest city as it prepares to chart a new course without the retiring Richard M. Daley.
Emanuel trounced all opponents with 55 percent of the vote — a margin that allowed him to avoid an April runoff. He needed more than 50 percent to win outright.
It was the city's first mayoral race in more than 60 years without an incumbent on the ballot and the first in more than two decades without Daley among the candidates. Daley and his father have led Chicago for more than 43 out of the last 56 years.
Emanuel called the victory "humbling" and said the outgoing mayor had "earned a special place in our hearts and our history."

Chicago, you've been known for your crooked politics throughout the past two centuries and you had a chance to revolt using your ballot, make your voices heard, and break the cycle. Instead you just perpetuated the bullshit that's ruined your city.
I hope you suffer greatly for this, you fucking dumbasses.

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Thoughts on CharlieGodammit

I've always figured that I knew my dogs but this semi-wild motherfucker and his ways has me baffled. I've never had an animal that was wild by nature.
I mean, I know how he reacts towards visitors (violently) the mailman (violently) and trespassers (extremely violently) and when I come in from work he kinda sorta seems glad to see me - sometimes I get a wag of the tail - but come bedtime or coyote time, he's extremely affectionate.
He barks (maybe it's a yip) at anything he hears that he figures ain't right, but come the full moon the motherfucker howls all night long whether he's inside or out, whether he can see the moon or not. I'm serious, I am so exhausted by the time the new moon rolls around...... I used to curse the crescent moon because it was the symbol of islam but now I almost welcome it. At least I'll get some fucking sleep.......
He will kill anything in his home, yet I can trust him around kids or dogs or his cat as long as they aren't in his yard. Seriously, he loves human babies and his best friends at the dog park is a chihuahua named Bear and a Doberman named Babydoll. But if either one of them came near Baby Marco, he'd kill them. Really, I've seen him curl up next to Marcos' stroller when Mama was running her beagles. She's even noticed it and feels safe with it.
When he hears something that isn't right, he nips my arm and stands by me. No need to tell him to shut up, I got it. He's done the first part of his job, time to do mine and if I need him, he'll do the second part and back my ass up.
I know this cur dog could kill me any time he wants and I'm sure he knows that too, but I feel so safe with him next to me that I can actually fall asleep in my BassPro Camouflage Easy Chair my front door open and feel completely secure from anything that may do me harm.
There may come a time later when he reverts to his wild side and I may have to kill him, but honestly? It would be a heartbreaker to do it.

I absolutely love this picture

Reminds me of me. What can I say?

Stolen from Green Mountains Homesteading

No wonder our enemies think we're weak.

NAIROBI, Kenya – A U.S. Navy destroyer was shadowing a hijacked yacht with four Americans aboard when a pirate fired a rocket-propelled grenade, followed by bursts of gunfire. U.S. special forces scrambled onto the occupied vessel only to find the four Americans fatally wounded.

Killing hostages "has now become part of our rules," said a pirate who identified himself as Muse Abdi. He referred as a turning point to last week's sentencing of a pirate to 33 years in prison for the 2009 attack on the U.S. cargo vessel the Maersk Alabama — just two days before the hijacking.
"From now on, anyone who tries to rescue the hostages in our hands will only collect dead bodies," Abdi said. "It will never, ever happen that hostages are rescued and we are hauled to prison.
A channel of negotiations had been opened, and on Monday two pirates boarded the USS Sterett, a guided-missile destroyer some 600 yards (meters) from the seized yacht, and they stayed overnight, said Vice Adm. Mark Fox, commander of the U.S. 5th Fleet in Bahrain.
By the next morning, though, things quickly turned deadly, with all signs pointing to a dispute among the pirates.
At 8 a.m. local time, Fox said, a rocket-propelled grenade was fired from the Quest at the Sterett and missed, followed almost immediately by the sound of small arms fire coming from the yacht.
Several pirates then appeared on the yacht deck with their hands up. U.S. naval forces rushed aboard the vessel and found all four Americans had been shot; two pirates also lay dead from gun shot wounds.
Fifteen pirates were taken into custody — 13 aboard the yacht as well as the two who had been negotiating aboard the Sterett, Fox said. In addition, two pirates were killed in the operation, including one who was knifed by a member of the U.S. force, Fox said.

Four Americans dead from an act of piracy on the high seas and 15 pirates were taken into custody? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? They were taken into custody?
Yeah, they were taken into custody where they will be tried and sentenced to a prison term in a facility where they'll eat better than they ever have in their entire lives, be able to worship their muslim diety and then probably end up paroled here in the United States where you and I will continue to support them.
Why in the fuck weren't they executed on the fucking spot and a video released on the web?
We should take a lesson from the Soviets in that regard.

Get 'er, Rush.

Radio host Rush Limbaugh poked fun at Michelle Obama's waistline Monday; the latest entry in a string of conservative attacks on the First Lady's anti-obesity campaign.
During his show yesterday, Limbaugh pounced on a report that the Obama family (minus the president) had dined on ribs while vacationing in Vail, Colo.:

The problem is -- and dare I say this -- it doesn't look like Michelle Obama follows her own nutritionary, dietary advice. And then we hear that she's out eating ribs at 1,500 calories a serving with 141 grams of fat per serving, yeah it does -- what do you mean, what do I mean?
What is it - no, I'm trying to say that our First Lady does not project the image of women that you might see on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, or of a woman [professional baseball player] Alex Rodriguez might date every six months or what have you. I mean, women are under constant pressure to look lithe, and Michelle My Belle is out there saying if you eat the roots and tree bark and the berries and all this cardboard stuff you will live longer, be healthier and you won't be obese. Okay, fine, show us.

This is the second time in a week the First Lady's weight was the butt of a conservative joke. Conservative pundit Andrew Breitbart's Big Government website published a cartoon depicting Michelle Obama as overweight and hypocritical, eating hamburgers while talking to the president about "Let's Move."
As the First Lady this month touts the one-year anniversary of "Let's Move," more attention has been focused on the Obamas' dietary habits. The White House Super Bowl menu, for example, prompted a wave of criticism from the right for featuring such unhealthy fare as kielbasa, bratwurst, cheeseburgers, pizza, wings and twice-baked potatoes.

 Limbaugh on his show today addressed the reaction to his comments:

These were highly civil comments for crying out loud. I mean, people are going nuts. USA Today, the Politico. And some people were suggesting that my comments were below the belt. Well, take a look at some pictures. Given where she wears her belts. I mean, she wears them high up there around the bust line. Isn't just about everything about her below the belt when you look at the fashion sense she has?


Green Mountain Homesteading

Yeah, we're probably both on the No-Fly list, thanks to that bitch Janet Napliwhateverhernameis.

Me in a few years

Naw, I'm laughing harder than ever......

Or i would be if I wasn't crying.........

Truer than we all care to think

This is funny, I don't care who ya are....

Tragic, my ass. I'm still giggling.



Monday, February 21, 2011

Happy Birthday to the Father of our Nation

George Washington thought that "Government is not reason; it is not eloquence; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master."

Is it any coincidence that 98% of the people that bear his last name are black?
Think about this: After the War Between the States and the Emancipation Proclamation of 1863 (which was largely symbolic until the Wars' end) , former slaves were allowed to choose a surname. The most popular were White, Freeman and Washington. The first two are pretty much self explanitory but the last one leaves most folks wondering "Why Washington?"
Think about it, dammit. What name symbolizes Freedom, Liberty and Independence more than Washington?
And there it is.
Sucks that you had to have a dumbass Okie run it down to you, huh?

Yeah. I got no idea. Colorado, maybe?

Strong quake hits New Zealand, causing injuries

Folks, New Zealand provided a harbor, hospitality, and supported our Marines and Navy during WWII. We owe them a huge debt. Please, if you hear of any any relief efforts that you can help with, I beg that you do so.
Warren, please contact me via email when you can and let me know that you and yours are okay. If there's anything I can do, just let me know. PLEASE contact me.....

WELLINGTON, New Zealand – A powerful earthquake hit the New Zealand city of Christchurch on Tuesday, collapsing buildings, burying vehicles under debris and sending rescuers scrambling to help trapped people amid reports of multiple deaths.
Police said they were trying to confirm the early reports of multiple fatalities from the 6.3-magnitude quake, the second major temblor to strike the city since last September, while Prime Minister John Key told Parliament details still were too shaky to confirm deaths.

Seriously..... WTF?

The other night my pyscho neighbors' daughter came over and let me know that there's been a rash of both night and daytime burglaries going on in the neighborhood and the 2 suspects were black and asian - I know what you regular readers are thinking, my guest was a white boy - and they've been hitting my area pretty hard.
So awhile ago I put my wolfdog CharlieGodammit out for a couple of hours and threw him a pound or so of raw red meat as to his expectations and commenced to blogging.
Shortly afterwards I heard all kinds of snarling and barking and yelling and screaming coming from the backyard. Supid motherfuckers oughta know not to interrupt a badass dog when he's eating his raw red meat, huh?
I'll get up and check on shit after I blow through my emails and political blogs.

For CountryRebel

Hey Brother,
Give me a holler at my email, I might be able to help you out on several things you metioned in your comments. I published them before I responded and lost them all. Sorry about that.

Ghaddafi has it under control. Yeah. Right.

Yesterday it was all about Ghaddafi saying they were standing strong, they were going to hold on to the last man, woman and bullet and that the military was backing him 100%.
My Okie ass.
I knew that was bullshit when I read this morning before I headed to work and saw that several military installations were overrun by protesters.
Okay, sometimes the military is overwhelmed in the streets but never is a military installation overrun by civilian protesters in their own homeland. Hey, I was in the Signal Corps in Europe and granted while it was a tactical outfit, we were by no means combat arms. Yet I can doubledamn guarantee you that there was no fucking way in the world we would've been "overrun" by a bunch of civilians unless we were sympathetic to them.
Our Basic Combat Training and our basic combat weapons and ammunition loads coupled with the proximity of Combat Arms units would have assured our survival.
So when I read that the installations had been overrun, I knew it was just a song and dance.
I'm not making light of those that were killed by his forces - and I'm sure that there were many more than are being reported - but I do believe at this moment that ol' Mo is in some serious fucking trouble and is probably talking to his boy Chavez looking for a place to crash for a while.

Kissin' Cousins


If you only knew.........

Ladies, blame Yolo.

And that's how the fight started......

My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
I asked her, "Do you know him?"
"Yes" she sighed, "He's my old boyfriend..... I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since."
 "My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
 And that's how the fight started.....


Geriatric snowplow

Holy shit!

The ranch where this big rattler was killed is outside the city of Coleman which is located in (West Texas) 55 miles SSE of Abilene . Oh, for reference, the guy stands 6'-2". Seems there's been a boom in the snake population there.

My fellow friends and family,
We have killed 57 rattlesnakes on two separate ranches this year. 24 at South bend & 33 at Murray , since mid May. Not one has buzzed! We provoked one fair sized boy with a stick and he coiled & struck at the stick a couple of times before he buzzed up and rattled. The purpose of this explanation is that I have been hearing the same from fellow ranchers and hunters in regards to the lack of warning with rattlesnakes.
I had lunch with a friend today and he offered a theory about the fact that these bugs aren't rattling anymore. He raised pigs for years and reported that when he would hear a rattlesnake buzzing in the sow pen, the sows would be lined up to it and fight over the snake. For the uninformed, pigs love to eat rattlesnakes. Therefore, the theory is they are ceasing to rattle to avoid detection, since there are plenty of wild hogs roaming the countryside. I have a neighbor ranching lady who was bitten 3 weeks ago 2 times by the same snake without any warning .... she spent 5 days in ICU, after 22 vials of anti-venom she is back at the ranch and still may lose her foot or worse yet her lower leg.
The days of perceived warning are over. Keep your boots on and use a light when out and about. As you all know, one can pop up just about anywhere!

Damn, that's a big-ass rattler! I've never seen one near that size myself.
Hey, be careful with rattlers no matter where you live. Folks that don't know any better think you get bit, you get a shot of anti-venom and then it's all good.
That just ain't so, folks. You get snakebit by a rattler and you will have tissue damage even if you get treated 5 minutes later. That shit is no joke.
As an aside, my vet offers rattlesnake vaccinations for dogs, meaning that the dog may get a little sick if bitten but probably won't suffer any long term effects. If your dog runs in snake country (most of the US), you might want to talk to your vet about vaccinations.

Got a bottle in my pocket right now

Put it on the back of my hand? Fuck you, that's what I got a mustache for!

Sunday, February 20, 2011

America's former worst enemy and the present one

Moammar Gadhafi and The Obamessiah

Happy Birthday, Mo!

Fuck me running, I almost forgot!
Today was the Prophet Mohammeds' birthday. Why didn't one of you muslim babyrapers that was here looking for camel toes remind me?

I've always wondered about the breasts, too.

Happy Monday, Fuckers


Ya gotta do what ya gotta do

Recently a routine police patrol was parked outside a bar in Donegal Town.
 After last call, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing.
After what seemed an eternity, in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.
Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off; it was a fine, dry summer night, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little, and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left.
At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road. The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, and promptly pulled the man over and administered a breathalyser test.
To his amazement, the breathalyser indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyser equipment must be broken."
"I doubt it," said Paddy, truly proud of himself. "Tonight I'm the designated decoy!"


I see my pscho neighbor pulled his 5th wheel out of his back yard for his monthly trip up to the mountains. It's a pain in the ass for me when he parks it back there, because then I have to step out of the house to take potshots with my air rifle at the light over the garage of the asshole living across the alley that plays disco music loud enough for me to hear.

I don't know what the hell I was dreaming about last night but I woke up in the middle of the night laughing my ass off when I dreamt I was pulling on a pair of socks and laughing at how much more comfortable they were when you washed the crusty jizz out of them. I mean, what the fuck?

I was doing the dishes earlier and looking out the back window when CharlieGodammit came wandering into view sniffing the ground. All of a sudden he jerks up short, starts digging, and extracts a huge fucking bone, hopefully one I gave him and not a burglar he'd killed and buried without me knowing it.
I popped the window open and hollered "Hey! At least fill the motherfucker back in, asshole!"
I got a fuck you look as he heads to the corner to gnaw the rotten meat off his bone.
Oh well, grass is overrated anyways.

I swear, the worst thing anybody ever did was teach my aunts how to use a computer. When I'm online I can always tell when one of them get online because all of a sudden I have approximately 427 forwarded messages in my inbox. It gets really bad when both of them are online at the same time because then they exchange emails then both of them start forwarding shit to me so I get everything twice. I can tell when that happens by the smoke pouring out of my laptop.

Who's the "Party of No" now?

Not having enough information about the subject (I had shit to do this weekend) I can't say whether I support the governors' proposal or not, but when the democrats just up and fucking leave tells me that it's either their way or no way.
Seems like The Obamessiah was saying not too long ago that everybody has to make sacrifices. I guess the liberals took that to mean everybody but them.
Again, I don't know the whole story but that's the impression I get.

MADISON, Wis. – Gov. Scott Walker predicted Sunday that Wisconsin would lead states across the country in weakening unions that have negotiated compensation packages taxpayers can no longer afford while his opponents rallied for a sixth day in the Capitol in an attempt to avoid that fate.
Democratic lawmakers, union leaders and rank-and-file teachers and firefighters called on Walker to back off his plan to eliminate most collective bargaining rights for public employees. They argued the unions had already agreed to cuts in their health care and retirement benefits that could reduce take-home pay for many workers by about 8 percent, and it was time for the Republican governor to compromise

For all my blogger friends on the Right

I saw the lead-in for this article over at Western Rifle Shooters Association and thought it was a pretty interesting read for anybody that blogs on the Right.
Does this mean that when I go to Sitemeter after a critical government or Fuck Obama post I won't be seeing a shitload of hits from ISPs that read  #00.000.000 with a location of Unknown anymore? Or more blatantly, some of the alphabet agencies with a location of Washington DC or Virginia?
Not that I really give a flying fuck.

And why only 500 fake personas? Even with the multiples that each one can create, do they think that they have nearly enough now to cover everybody that's critical of Dear Leader and his bitches?
Dream on, motherfuckers.

Why Did the U.S. Military Buy 500 Fake Internet Personas?
The answer to the question "why does the government need software to create a bunch of fake Internet "people?" is probably quite simple, and while Daily Kos seems to feel it has to do with attacking progressives, I'm afraid the aim of the purchase is far more subversive and far-reaching. Leave it to libtards to take it personally and ignore the fact that there is an ongoing war against Americans, waged by their own government, that has so far claimed our privacy, freedom and now our economic well-being.

I also remind Daily Kos here that the American progressive is already an extinct creature, replaced by leftist maniacs too drunk on their own perceived invincibility to realize that they're the ones holding the torches as Rome burns. I have no problem with progressives and could probably play one on TV as I believe in crazy ideas like advancing knowledge and equal rights and am fascinated by the sociology of economics, all matters progressives tend to say they are into. I believe gays should be allowed to marry but churches should be allowed to say they refuse to marry them (that's the whole separation of church and state we seem to have forgotten about). Just as the true conservative has been replaced with a holier-than-thou army of Christian fundamentalist freaks who obviously haven't read a Bible lately since the one I read said something about "love your brother" and "judge not lest ye be judged," we are once again losing the battle by fighting amongst ourselves over semantics instead of attacking the true enemy.

But what if the enemy could replicate itself to infinity and invade our most sacred space of information exchange, the Internet? Worse, what if they already have?

We have known for a long time this happens. It's why sketchy IP addresses show up in my stats and comments appear on politically-charged websites that seem to paint the OP as a kook or set up a critical mass of straw men to otherwise discredit the point of the article. I've seen it in practice and it's usually more sad than frightening. Real commenters get so caught up in their feelings they let their emotions bleed through the keyboard. Real commenters are idiot Americans who were churned through our sub-par public school system and don't know the difference between your and you're. But fake commenters always seem to be cool and collected, with perfect use of their and they're and even there. The next time you're trolling Huffington Post, Daily Kos, the New York Times, WSJ, whatever your media poison, keep your eyes peeled for these disinformation agents and you might just see what I mean.

But I digress. We're talking about defense contractors and their weird plans to make a bunch of fake Internet personas, right? The HBGary Federal attack is just a little too complicated to get into here without its own post, so let's just say HBGary's CEO Aaron Barr got humiliated by Anonymous while at the same time being outed to the very targets of his bizarre plot to attack the Internets with fake personas. But the plot wasn't just a sick fantasy in Barr's head, as the following excerpt from a hacked HBGary email explains:

Persona management entails not just the deconfliction of persona artifacts such as names, email addresses, landing pages, and associated content. It also requires providing the human actors technology that takes the decision process out of the loop when using a specific persona. For this purpose we custom developed either virtual machines or thumb drives for each persona. This allowed the human actor to open a virtual machine or thumb drive with an associated persona and have all the appropriate email accounts, associations, web pages, social media accounts, etc. pre-established and configured with visual cues to remind the actor which persona he/she is using so as not to accidentally cross-contaminate personas during use.

JDA would like to take this opportunity to assure loyal readers that she is, in fact, an actual person. TLP can confirm this but won't because he knows better than to open his mouth but he's a real person too. I've met WC Varones in person so I can say he, too, is real. Let's not forget Financial Armageddon's Michael Panzner, who we know is real since we've chatted on the phone and my dear Going Concern editor the Caleb Newquist, who has to be real simply because of the very real pain in my ass I feel whenever we talk. As for anyone else? Your guess is as good as mine.

Anyway. The really bad news is that this isn't theoretical, the Air Force actually secured the rights to 500 fake personas, claiming they'd be used at MacDill AFB, Kabul, Afghanistan and Baghdad, Iraq. Strange, MLM bots manage to do this on Twitter all the time and don't need to shell out huge amounts of money to do it.

Solicitation Number:
Notice Type:
Sources Sought
Added: Jun 22, 2010 1:42 pm Modified: Jun 22, 2010 2:07 pmTrack Changes
0001- Online Persona Management Service. 50 User Licenses, 10 Personas per user.
Software will allow 10 personas per user, replete with background , history, supporting details, and cyber presences that are technically, culturally and geographacilly consistent. Individual applications will enable an operator to exercise a number of different online persons from the same workstation and without fear of being discovered by sophisticated adversaries. Personas must be able to appear to originate in nearly any part of the world and can interact through conventional online services and social media platforms. The service includes a user friendly application environment to maximize the user's situational awareness by displaying real-time local information.

If you ask me, they're trying to hide their stalker-like behavior. Why else would they need a bunch of fake IPs?

0003- Static IP Address Management. 50 each
Licence protects the identity of government agencies and enterprise organizations. Enables organizations to manage their persistent online personas by assigning static IP addresses to each persona. Individuals can perform static impersonations, which allow them to look like the same person over time.
Also allows organizations that frequent same site/service often to easily switch IP addresses to look like ordinary users as opposed to one organization.

You can't tell me our military isn't advanced enough to know how to use Hide My Ass or some similar proxy server, nor can you tell me whoever it is they're allegedly watching in Iraq and Afghanistan (likely story, didn't we win Iraq years ago?) use StatCounter (JDA's tracking software of choice) or some similar tracking software themselves. Since when does Osama bin Laden blog and obsessively track his stats? I don't buy it.

Related reading: The Information Super-Sewer: Will the Internet be Hijacked by Corporate Interests by Chris Hedges via Global Research.
It's happening, people, the question is whether you'll be standing there arguing with a fake sockpuppet of the establishment or shoving your foot up his or her fictitious ass when it happens to you.
And great... if "They" weren't watching me before... you can bet your sweet assets They are now.

Another Modesto car thief

Meanwhile, Modesto Police Department continues to deny allegations of brutality......

That was sarcasm, folks.
Puts to mind a story in the local paper 10 or 15 years back - a local biker came home to find his front door open. While he went in to check on his bike which was parked in the living room, his old lady went next door and called the cops. When the cops got there, the biker was chasing the thief around and around the bike and the thief was screaming for somebody to save him.

These boys aren't fucking around

CAIRO – Libyan forces fired machine-guns at mourners marching in a funeral for anti-government protesters in the eastern city of Benghazi Sunday, a day after commandos and foreign mercenaries loyal to longtime leader Moammar Gadhafi pummeled demonstrators with assault rifles and other heavy weaponry.
A doctor at one Benghazi hospital said 15 people died in Sunday's clashes. Earlier he said his morgue had received at least 200 dead from six days of unrest. The doctor said his hospital, one of two in Libya's second-largest city, is out of supplies and cannot treat more than 70 wounded in similar attacks on mourners Saturday and other clashes.
The crackdown in oil-rich Libya is shaping up to be the most brutal repression of anti-government protests that began with uprisings in Tunisia and Egypt. The protests spread quickly around the region to Bahrain in the Gulf, impoverished Yemen in the Arabian Peninsula, the North African neighbors of Tunisia — Libya, Algeria, Morocco — and outside the Middle East to places including the East African nation of Djibouti and even China.