Saturday, April 23, 2011

I'm aracist whatever that is

your aracist motherfucker can't you see waht president obama is trying to do for us he's triing to save us from the damge bush caused.

*****

Jesus H Christ, learn to spell and use proper punctuation, motherfucker. And quit blaming Bush. You're sounding like your hero now.
Fucking college kids, I swear......
And yes, this email came from UCLA according to the IP address.
I just hope it was a student and not an instructor.

B-a-d ad placement

And ad for "The Walking Dead" on the side of a funeral home?????

FUCK YOU OBAMA!!!!!!

Must be a muslim egg.....

Friday, April 22, 2011

Obamas' hidden past?


-Socialism is not the answer

I like the parts where the narrator says "his boyfriend" and Michelle was his "first female love".

And why weren't the Obamas invited to the Royal Wedding?

From the London Daily Telegraph's Editor on Foreign Relations

"Let me be clear: I'm not normally in favor of boycotts, and I love the American people. I holiday in their country regularly, and hate the tedious snobby sneers against the United States. But the American people chose to elect an idiot who seems hell bent on insulting their allies, and something must be done to stop Obama's reckless foreign policy, before he does the dirty on his allies on every issue."
One of the most poorly kept secrets in Washington is President Obama's animosity toward Great Britain, presumably because of what he regards as its sins while ruling Kenya (1895-1963).
One of Barack Hussein Obama's first acts as president was to return to Britain a bust of Winston Churchill that had graced the Oval Office since 9/11. He followed this up by denying Prime Minister Gordon Brown, on his first state visit, the usual joint press conference with flags.
The president was "too tired" to grant the leader of America's closest ally a proper welcome, his aides told British journalists.
Mr. Obama followed this up with cheesy gifts for Mr. Brown and the Queen. Columnist Ian Martin described his behavior as "rudeness personified." There was more rudeness in store for Mr. Brown at the opening session of the United Nations in September. "The prime minister was forced to dash through the kitchens of the UN in New York to secure five minutes of face time with President Obama after five requests for a sit down meeting were rejected by the White House," said London Telegraph columnist David Hughes. Mr. Obama's "churlishness is unforgivable," Mr. Hughes said.
The administration went beyond snubs and slights last week when Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton, endorsed the demand of Argentine President Cristina Kirchner, a Hugo Chavez ally, for mediation of Argentina's specious claim to the Falkland Islands, a British dependency since 1833. The people who live in the Falklands, who speak English, want nothing to do with Argentina. When, in 1982, an earlier Argentine dictatorship tried to seize the Falklands by force, the British -- with strong support from President Ronald Reagan -- expelled them.
"It is truly shocking that Barack Obama has decided to disregard our shared history," wrote Telegraph columnist Toby Young. "Does Britain's friendship really mean so little to him?" One could ask, does the friendship of anyone in the entire world mean anything to him?
"I recently asked several senior administration officials, separately, to name a foreign leader with whom Barack Obama has forged a strong personal relationship during his first year in office," wrote Jackson Diehl, Deputy Editorial Page Editor of the Washington Post, on Monday." A lot of hemming and hawing ensued." One official named French President Nicolas Sarkozy, but his contempt for Mr. Obama is an open secret. Another named German Chancellor Angela Merkel. But, said Mr. Diehl, "Merkel too has been conspicuously cool toward Obama."
Mr. Obama certainly doesn't care about the Poles and Czechs, whom he has betrayed on missile defense. Honduras and Israel also can attest that he's been an unreliable ally and an unfaithful friend. Ironically, our relations with both Israel and the Palestinian Authority have never been worse. Russia has offered nothing in exchange for Mr. Obama's abandonment of missile defense. Russia and China won't support serious sanctions on Iran. Syria's support for terrorism has not diminished despite efforts to normalize diplomatic relations. The reclusive military dictatorship that runs Burma has responded to our efforts at "engagement" by deepening its ties to North Korea. And the Chinese make little effort to disguise their contempt for him.
For the first time in a long time, the President of the United States is actually distrusted by its allies and not in the least feared by its adversaries. Nor is Mr. Obama now respected by the majority of Americans. Understandably focused on the dismal economy and Mr. Obama's relentless efforts to nationalize and socialize health care, Americans apparently have yet to notice his dismal performance and lack of respect in the world community. They soon will.
 

Today we honor Mother Earth (snicker)

  • Don’t buy any Justin Bieber CDs. They will only end up in our landfills.

  • Don’t put ice in your drinks. Ice harvesting is destroying the polar ice caps.

  • Drive really fast. The quicker you can get to work, the less time your car will have to burn fuel.

  • Get a dog. A dog can lick a plate cleaner than any dishwasher and the dog uses none of our valuable resources to do it.

  • Drive a really big SUV. They create more shade and slow down global warming.

  • Don’t buy products tested on animals. They look ridiculous wearing make-up.

  • To avoid polluting the air, bring your barbeque grill inside before grilling.

  • Don’t buy flowers. They are grown in greenhouses and we all know the danger of greenhouse gases. At least that can be your story when you forget Valentine’s Day.

  • Flush your toilets only once a day. This will save many gallons of water per day. A lighted candle and leaving the seat down will take care of 90% of the odor.

  • Kill a whale. Each whale eats about 2,500 pounds of beautiful ocean creatures per day. And think of the waste left behind from a 2,500 pound-a-day diet. That giant wasteberg could potentially bring down a ship carrying oil.

  • Paint your SUV green.

  • Wash your hands just once a week. Purell three times a day will take care of the germs, even at the end of the week when it gets pasty while rubbing it in.

  • Don’t buy tuna. Sure most of it is dolphin-safe these days, but none of it is tuna-safe.

  • Plant a garden. (does not apply to California where environmental extremists will block you from watering said garden)

  • Rent an Ed Begley Jr. movie. There are plenty still available.

  • Give a cow a Beano. Cow flatulence is the number one polluter of the environment.*

  • Leave your lights on all day. The brighter we can make it with lighting, the less of our greatest natural resource; the sun, we will have to use up.

  • Buy a Toyota Prius. Maybe you can find ways other than your car to look cool.

  • Use lots of hairspray. This will increase the hole in the ozone layer, which allows heat to escape out- thereby slowing down global warming. Think of the hole in the ozone as a giant vent on the roof of our earth’s hot attic.

  • Take your own grocery bags to the store. This will reduce trash in our landfills and it makes shoplifting easier.

  • Use a windmill to power your home. They create more energy than you can use and it’s fun to watch spotted owls try to fly through their spinning blades in one piece.

  • Use powdered water. It doesn’t do much for thirst but you feel better about using it

  • Forego the oven all together. Uncooked, many foods taste exactly the same as cooked- just not as hot.

  • Buy a Water Pik. You can tape it to the bottom of your toilet seat and convert your existing toilet into a luxurious bidet. This will eliminate paper going down the drain when you flush your toilet at the end of the day.

  • Boycott Motel 6 until they stop leaving that stupid energy-consuming light on for us.

  • Instead of using tree-killing materials, add that extra room onto your house by using “bricks” made of tightly bundled dirty diapers. Not only will your house be greener but the air inside will be a little greener as well.

  • Turn your heat down to 62°. If you get cold you can put on a toasty-warm mink coat.

  • Let your faucet run while you are brushing your teeth and doing the dishes. This extra water will go down the drain and feed the thirsty creeks and rivers.

  • Become envious. It will make you green.

  • Only buy carpet made of bamboo. And be sure to recycle the splinters you pull out of your feet.

  • Eat greener foods. It’s better for the planet and it will save you money. Many foods get discounted once they turn green.

  • After raking your leaves put them in a plastic garbage bag. Leaves are good for the earth and they will last a lot longer in a plastic bag.

  • Make your kids mow the lawn. That way you’ll be burning their excess energy instead of quickly blowing through your own limited resources.

  • Turn the light off when you leave the room. Sure it will anger everyone remaining in the room but you can just say, “Deal with it whiners! I’m being green and junk.”

  • Dig up your trees, bushes and lawn. These just drink up our valuable water resources and require maintenance from gas guzzling, smog producing equipment.

  • Wipe out the panda population. They eat way too much of the earth’s precious plant life.

  • Print all of your emails. That way you can read them all any time you want without having to turn on your power-sucking computer.

  • Use the word “green” in your conversations every time you get a chance. You may not actually be helping the environment but you will sound like you are- which ought to keep those tree huggers away.

  • Take environmental advice from your favorite celebrity- even if he did drop out of high school so he could play the part of Gizzard in Animal Road Trip 3.

  • Eat at the Rainforest CafĂ©. The grilled baby seal is Deeeee-lish!

  • Only buy dolphin-safe beef.

  • Don’t drink bottled water. Instead pour if from the bottle into a glass or Styrofoam cup.

  • Don’t use your air conditioner. Sure, you may have to apply several extra coats of Chlorofluorocarbon producing spray-on deodorant.

  • Ride the bus to work. Just hope you don’t have to sit next to a guy who, in the name of a greener earth, stopped using his air conditioner.

  • Buy a minivan instead of a maxivan.

  • Use disposable diapers. They don’t require earth-destroying chemicals to clean them and they just go into the landfills anyway. And nobody wants to save the landfills. They’re disgusting!

  • Go to the bathroom outside. It saves water. It feeds the grass. And it gives you a chance to say hello to your neighbors.

  • Water is a precious natural resource that needs to be saved. Instead of water, buy ice and let it melt into water. This way, instead of using water you are creating it!

  • Send a designer some money as a thank you for making the world a more beautiful place.

  • Save energy by turning off your TV every time you see Al Gore appear on it.

  • Do your spray painting near a lighted candle. The flame will burn off the harmful VOC’s before they have a chance to rise up into the precious atmosphere.

  • Plant a tree. It creates shade, traps CO2’s and provides oxygen. Plus, it will give you an excuse to go out and buy that 8-horse, gas-powered leaf blower you’ve been wanting.


  • The Freedom Fighter's Journal

    And it all started with an innocent blow job

    A mother of four accused of biting off her boyfriend's testicles has denied grievous bodily harm.
    Maria Topp, 43, allegedly attacked Martin Douglas at his Newcastle flat at 0400 GMT on 18 February.
    He required emergency hospital treatment for his injuries.
    Ms Topp, from Aycliffe Place, Wrekenton, Gateshead, appeared at Newcastle Crown Court for a brief hearing on Thursday to deny the charge. She was granted bail.
    Her two or three-day trial will be fixed later.

    Thanks Bryn. I think.

    *****

    A trial? Yeah, right.
    Any woman that's accused of nut-cuttin in any way, shape, or form should be immediately taken out and shot.
    But that's just a mans opinion.

    Thursday, April 21, 2011

    BEAU’S SENIOR HUNTING TRIP 2011




    BEAU, LLOYD AND I TOOK OFF ON A GREAT ADVENTURE. WE LEFT EARLY ON A SUNDAY MORNING HEADED TO SOUTH FLORIDA. OUR DESTINATION WAS LOCATED IN CATTLE COUNTRY ABOUT 2 HOURS FROM MIAMI. WE ARRIVED AT THE BRADY RANCH HUNTING LODGE AND IMMEDIATELY MADE SURE ALL RIFLES WERE READY FOR THE BIG HUNT. THEN IT WAS TIME TO RIDE AROUND THE RANCH AND LOOK AT THE WILDLIFE. THE NEXT MORNING WE STARTED THE DAY BY GOING FISHING FOR LARGE MOUTH BASS IN LAKE OKEECHOBEE. OUR GUIDE WAS GREAT. WE CAUGHT 32 BASS IN 90 MINUTES AND RAN OUT OF BAIT. THAT AFTERNOON IT WAS TIME TO GO HUNTING FOR BLACK ANTELOPE. LLOYD MADE A GREAT SHOT AND KILLED AN ANTELOPE AT 277 YARDS. IT WAS DEFINITELY ONE OF THOSE WOW MOMENTS IN LIFE. AFTER A WONDERFUL MEAL, BEAU AND I WENT HOG HUNTING. THE GUIDE ASKED US IF WE WANTED TO SHOT THE HOG OR SPEAR IT. WE LOOKED AT EACH OTHER AND SAID SPEAR IT. WES CLEMENS AND HIS WIFE, FROM C4 KENNELS AND THEIR DOGS , WERE OUR GUIDES FOR THE EVENING. THE DOG BAYED THE FIRST HOG AND HERE WE WENT, WALKING THROUGH UNFAMILIAR WOODS IN THE DARK. THIS WAS SCARY! IT WAS SO DARK AND WE COULDN’T SEE WHAT WE COULD BE STEPPING ON. BEAU HAD THE FIRST HOG. WES LET HIS CATCH DOG OUT AND IT DID HIS JOB. THE HOG WAS CAUGHT AND WES FLIPPED IT OVER AND WAS ON TOP OF IT. WES TOLD BEAU TO SPEAR THE HOG. WHILE THE HOG WAS GOING CRAZY AND MAKING ALL KINDS OF NOISE IN THE DARK, BEAU SPEARED THE HOG AND BLOOD WENT EVERYWHERE. WES TOLD BEAU THAT HE HAD GOTTEN A TROPHY HOG – BIG TEETH, BLACK, AND BAD TO THE BONE. WHILE WES WAS TYING UP THE HOG AND SECURING IT TO A TREE, THE BAY DOG HAD HOG #2 BAYED. WE IMMEDIATELY STARTED RUNNING TOWARDS THE HOG, IN THE DARK, WITH THE 7 FOOT SPEAR IN HAND. THIS TIME THE HOG WAS A MONSTER, WEIGHING OVER 250 LBS. WES TOLD ME TO SPEAR IT. MY HEART WAS ABOUT TO BEAT OUT OF MY CHEST. I SPEARED THE HOG 3 TIMES AND IT WAS DEAD. THIS WAS A VERY SPECIAL TIME FOR BEAU AND MYSELF. WE TOOK PICTURES OF US WITH OUR TROPHIES AND GAVE EACH OTHER HIGH FIVES. WE WILL NEVER FOGET THIS ADVENTURE. LATER THAT NIGHT, BEAU AND I AGREED THAT THIS WILL BE A TRIP THAT WE WILL NEVER FORGET AND HOW MUCH THIS TRIP MEANT TO US AND HOW MUCH WE LOVED EACH OTHER. THE NEXT DAY, BEAU AND A GUIDE TRACKED AN ANTELOPE FOR A LONG TIME ON FOOT. BEAU SHOT IT AT APPROXIMATELY 175 YARDS WITH A 308 REMINGTON.

    WHAT A TRIP! WE KILLED TWO TROPHY HOGS WITH A 7 FOOT SPEAR, CAUGHT 32 BASS, 38 QUAIL, AND 2 ANTELOPES IN 2 DAYS. IT WAS A TIME FOR SPECIAL FAMILY FELLOWSHIP. I WAS SO BLESSED TO BE ABLE TO EXPERIENCE THIS WITH MY SON AND BROTHER-IN-LAW. I THANKED GOD FOR A GREAT TIME AND FOR ALL THE GAME WE KILLED. GOD BLESSED US IN SO MANY WAYS WHILE WE WERE THERE. WHEN WE LEFT THE RANCH, WE LEFT SOUTHERN CHRISTIAN SPORTSMENS DEVOTIONAL CARDS AND STICKERS TO SPREAD GOD’S WORD TO MORE HUNTERS THROUGH THE YEARS. WES AND HIS WIFE WERE GREAT FOLKS. HIS WEBSITE IS http://c4kennels.com/

    *****

    Once again folks, I'd like to remind you of the good works of Southern Christian Sportsmens Devotional.
    They provide dream hunts and fishing trips for youngsters with serious illnesses. Please, if you can afford it, send them a donation to continue this great ministry.
    Go to http://www.go-scsd.com/ for information on how to donate to this great cause.

    Leadership by example - LTC Allen West

    Fuck yeah, You rock, Sir!

    CharlieGodammit

    Well, it was about a year ago (Good Friday Week last year, can't remember the exact date) that in a drunken stupor I checked Craigslist at the advice of a friend and saw a dog that his daughter needed to get rid of or he was headed to the Stanislaus County Extermination Camp AKA the dog pound.
    And me and CharlieGodammit got together the next day.
    I know you motherfuckers are tired of hearing of what a great dog he is, so I'll just say we've been celebrating tonight with Busch beer, pizza, doggie treats and lots of processed cheese food.
    Damn, that motherfucker can drink.

    Fucking asshole......

    I just now walked out on my front porch and noticed something was a little different.
    Some sorry motherfucker stole my dead grandmothers' plant.
    Grandma Audrey gave that plant to me and my ex years and years ago and I don't even know what kind it was and yes, I've taken cuttings from it, but that was the original fucking plant.
    It was probably stolen last night - I leave for work an hour before coyote dawn so I wouldn't have noticed it then - because my pscho neighbor would've called me at work asking what I wanted done with the corpse if it been stolen during the day.
    So now my pickup is parked in the backyard and me and my wolfdog are hoping they'll come back tonight for the other ones while we're sitting here with the lights off.
    And I'm hitting the Modesto Flea Market on Monday looking for it. If I find it, the motherfucker will give it back or I'm gonna cause more damage than he could ever hope to get for the plant. And yes, I'm willing to go to jail for it. That was the only thing I got from her besides tons of love.
    Fuck, that put me in a foul mood - just how I wanted to spend my vacation, trying to ambush a thief.

    Ooops!

    Rene, who bought my scope, is a he, not a she and is originally from Quebec. He even sent me a picture to prove it - that he's a man, not from Quebec.
    Sorry 'bout that.......

    FUCK YOU OBAMA!!!!!

    Hell yeah

    There was a reason why the Westboro freaks didn’t show up to protest at the funeral of Staff Sgt. Jason Rogers in Mississippi. They got their a$$ whooped a couple days before the the American hero returned home.
    The Hayride reported, via FOX Nation:

    A couple of days before, one of them (Westboro protestors) ran his mouth at a Brandon gas station and got his arse waxed. Police were called and the beaten man could not give much of a description of who beat him. When they canvassed the station and spoke to the large crowd that had gathered around, no one seemed to remember anything about what had happened.
    Rankin County handled this thing perfectly. There were many things that were put into place that most will never know about and at great expense to the county.
    Most of the morons never made it out of their hotel parking lot. It seems that certain Rankin county pickup trucks were parked directly behind any car that had Kansas plates in the hotel parking lot and the drivers mysteriously disappeared until after the funeral was over. Police were called but their wrecker service was running behind and it was going to be a few hours before they could tow the trucks so the Kansas plated cars could get out.
    A few made it to the funeral but were ushered away to be questioned about a crime they might have possibly been involved in. Turns out, after a few hours of questioning, that they were not involved and they were allowed to go on about their business.

    Full article here

    Again, they don't know how to duck?

    MODESTO -- A man riding a bicycle through a Wienerschnitzel drive-thru robbed the restaurant at gunpoint Wednesday evening.
    The suspect entered the drive-thru at 204 McHenry Ave. shortly after 6 p.m., brandishing a handgun and demanding money, according to Modesto Police Sgt. Rick Armendariz. The robber pedaled away with an undisclosed amount cash.
    About 40 minutes later, officers found the suspect's mountain bike, gun and some clothing in a nearby alley, Armendariz said. The gun was a replica of a 9 mm handgun.
    The suspect is described as a Latino man in his 40s with slightly balding long black hair, Armendariz said. It is unclear whether the robbery is related to another drive-thru robbery that took place earlier Wednesday at the McDonald's on Carpenter Road.

    Wednesday, April 20, 2011

    They don't know how to duck???

    An armed man used the drive-through to rob the McDonald’s on Carpenter Road early Wednesday morning.
    At about 1:30 a.m. a man driving a newer model 4-door Honda approached the drive-through window wielding a handgun and demanding money, according to Sgt. Alex Bettis. The suspect fled the McDonald’s with an undisclosed amount of cash.
    He was described only as wearing a dark colored mask, Bettis said.

    I knew he'd forgive me

    Rick finally got around to talking to me today.
    Granted, all he said was "I'm going to burn your fucking house down", but at least it's a start.

    I needed to run a lap or two anyways

    Me and my buddy Rick Marshall was bullshitting at the water cooler yesterday when Donnie D jammed by on his forklift. When he saw me and Rick, he started doing his weird-ass DD bullshit, making faces and trying to rap.
    Now, Rick had gotten Double D the job out there because Donnie was dating Ricks' daughter at the time, about 10-12 years ago.
    Rick turns to me and says "Man, I still can't believe that little bastard used to climb through my daughters' window after I was in bed to spend the night with her."
    I just washed down a Motrin and grunted.
    Then he shakes his head and says "I'm just grateful he never got my little babygirl pregnant."
    And then I did one of those "open my mouth before I think" things.
    "Yeah. Lucky for you he was fucking her in the ass, huh?"
    Hey, for a big boy, Rick can move pretty goddamn fast. I barely got away.

    Scope

    The scope mentioned in my previous post has been sold to Rene for her 22-250. She hunts prairie dogs from a portable bench and has been using a Redfield with a plain duplex reticule.
    Hope this is what you need, Rene. It'll be in the mail tomorrow.
    Send pictures.

    Tuesday, April 19, 2011

    Musings

    I wish they made (or at least sold in Kalifornia) Busch in a 16 ounce can. A 12 ouncer is only good for 2 pulls before it's empty and I get too fucked up drinking Tall Boys.

    I do not own a single 30 caliber bullet that isn't 165 grains. 150 grains is a little light in both 308 and 30.06 and 180 grains drops too fast.

    I'd rather have a woman that's light in tits and heavy in ass than the other way around.

    CGD is the best dog that I've ever had. Smart, eager to please, loves kids and other dogs, is aloof to other people, protective but not aggresive, loves to ride in the back of the truck and is a babe magnet. If he had a stub tail instead of that curly husky tail, he'd look exactly like Ol' Yeller.

    I'm going to try to bake some bread with sausage stuffing and bacon topping in the smoker this weekend. Gotta do it Friday because I know I'm going to be shitting my brains out for the next couple of days.

    Been thinking about getting "Infidel" in arabic writing tattooed on the side of my trigger finger when I get my income tax.

    I've got an A-1 Optics scope for sale. 8x32x50mm, lighted reticule with extra battery. Scope is used - I bought it, mounted it and shot it on my 22-250 before I realized that it's better suited for a varmint hunter than a coyote hunter - it's got some weird-ass range finding graduated scale that's too damned busy for somebody needing a snap shot. I was going to ebay it but figured I'd give a reader first shot. It retails for $300+ but I'll take $125 for it, I'll pay the shipping. Go to A-1s' website for the scope details.
    No bidding, first person to contact me gets the scope regardless of higher (and later) offers.

    I want to wire the back of my property with a motion detector and lights, but I also want to hook it up to a buzzer or bell in my bedroom that will give me a short 1 second alarm in my bedroom but leave the lights on for a full 10 minutes. Any ideas on how to do that?

    And finally......Fuck Obama.

    Monday, April 18, 2011

    Pissed off pissed on dog

    I was in the bathroom a little earlier trying to piss (fucking prostate, I hate getting old) and right when I finally let go, CharlieGodammit stuck his head right between my legs from behind.
    That stream of recycled Busch beer hit him, me and the walls.......
    I'm sorry, I laughed til the tears came at the stupid fucker as he was rolling on the ground pawing at his eyes and sneezing his ass off.
    Dumbass. Bet he doesn't do that again.
    Guess who's sleeping outside tonight because it was too fucking late to give him a bath? At least I could dry off after another shower.......

    Time to close this one out

    - http://xenophillic.blogspot.com/

    Oh, dear God.....

    Something's fixin' to get launched

    Measure twice, cut once

    Awww, how cute!

    Old is old - Old is not dumb

    A cockstrong young man at a construction site was bragging that he could out-do anyone in a feat of strength.
    He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen.
    After several minutes, the older worker had enough.
    "Why don't you put your money where your mouth is," he said. "I'll bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that building that you won't be able to wheel back."
    "You're on, old man,' the braggart replied. 'Let's see you do it."
    The old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then, nodding to the young man, he said, "All right, Dumbass, get in."

    -Bella