Tuesday, May 31, 2011
Sunday, May 29, 2011
Bought and paid for with American Blood
Who's flying her this weekend? I am. The old man served in Korea and taught me about the 1911 and the Thompson. Gave me the book "Kill or Get Killed". I still have his flight jacket. Y'all don't disapoint us now! Let's see some!
-RPM2DAY
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Mine flies 7 days a week, 24 hours a day and lit up at night.
Been that way since I moved in here except for a few days after 9/11 when some pussy stole it off my front porch and I couldn't find another one anywhere because everybody decided to get patriotic for a week.
RPM2DAYs' start to a good day
Fuck, a great breakfast with lots of meat and a day up in the hills shooting shit.
Damn.......
A little late, don't you think?
WASHINGTON -- President Barack Obama is pivoting from diplomacy on the world stage to the intimate and delicate domestic task of acting as healer-in-chief to a devastated community.
The president travels to tornado-wrecked Joplin, Mo., on Sunday, a day after returning from a six-day European tour of Ireland, England, France and Poland.
After days of focusing on the U.S. relationship with the rest of the world, he'll turn to an even more critical connection: his own, with the American people.
The president will visit with survivors and family members of the worst tornado in decades, a monster storm that tore through Joplin a week ago leaving more than 130 dead and hundreds more injured. About 100 others are unaccounted for, and the damage is massive.
The president will tour destroyed neighborhoods in the city of 50,000 in southwestern Missouri, and speak at a memorial service being held by local clergy and Gov. Jay Nixon for those who lost their lives. He'll offer federal assistance, and his own condolences.
Though times of trouble can erase politics and unite people, a phenomenon Obama has commented on, his task as healer Sunday will be carried out on unfriendly political ground as his re-election campaign approaches. Obama narrowly lost Missouri to Republican John McCain in 2008, but in Jasper County, where Joplin is located, McCain won by a large margin: 66 percent to 33 percent.
Read more: http://www.modbee.com/2011/05/29/1709379/obama-travels-to-missouri-to-view.html#ixzz1Nl12rrVw
And I'm sure you'll be welcomed with open arms, asshole.
Will your no-class wife be accompanying you? Probably not, seeing as it's not her idea of a vacation. But then again, she might seeing as how there's probably an opportunity to have her picture taken while surrounded by a bunch of adoring black folks.
The president travels to tornado-wrecked Joplin, Mo., on Sunday, a day after returning from a six-day European tour of Ireland, England, France and Poland.
After days of focusing on the U.S. relationship with the rest of the world, he'll turn to an even more critical connection: his own, with the American people.
The president will visit with survivors and family members of the worst tornado in decades, a monster storm that tore through Joplin a week ago leaving more than 130 dead and hundreds more injured. About 100 others are unaccounted for, and the damage is massive.
The president will tour destroyed neighborhoods in the city of 50,000 in southwestern Missouri, and speak at a memorial service being held by local clergy and Gov. Jay Nixon for those who lost their lives. He'll offer federal assistance, and his own condolences.
Though times of trouble can erase politics and unite people, a phenomenon Obama has commented on, his task as healer Sunday will be carried out on unfriendly political ground as his re-election campaign approaches. Obama narrowly lost Missouri to Republican John McCain in 2008, but in Jasper County, where Joplin is located, McCain won by a large margin: 66 percent to 33 percent.
Read more: http://www.modbee.com/2011/05/29/1709379/obama-travels-to-missouri-to-view.html#ixzz1Nl12rrVw
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And I'm sure you'll be welcomed with open arms, asshole.
Will your no-class wife be accompanying you? Probably not, seeing as it's not her idea of a vacation. But then again, she might seeing as how there's probably an opportunity to have her picture taken while surrounded by a bunch of adoring black folks.
Name the 3 shortest books in the world
How to Win Friends and Influence People by Rahm Emanuel; Humility and Its Virtues by Barack Obama; What The Constitution Means To Me by Nancy Pelosi.
-from 365 Ways To Drive a Liberal Crazy
-from 365 Ways To Drive a Liberal Crazy
Saturday, May 28, 2011
Photobombed!
Moochelle posing with kids at some academy in England during her and Baracks' latest vacation.
The white kid must've jumped in there at the last second seeing as the First Heifer hardly ever poses with white kids.
Friday, May 27, 2011
Remember this?
President Obama told a bipartisan group of members of Congress today that he expects the U.S. would be actively involved in any military action against Libya for "days, not weeks," after which he said the U.S. would take more of a supporting role, sources tell ABC News.
-March 18, 2011
-March 18, 2011
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Did he deliberately lie or did he just not know what in the fuck he was talking about? Doesn't make much difference, does it?
Paybacks
One of my quirks is that I get easily embarrassed by women talking about sex - I can talk shit with the best of men, but when I hear a woman talking explicitly about sex I turn as red as Chairman Mao.
I know........
Tonight I was in the market I've shopped at for years and where the two ladies behind the deli counter have discovered this through some not-so-strategic eavesdropping on my part and when they served me my ham and cheese sandwich they started giggling and talking dirty to me trying to get me to blush.
I asked them why we couldn't have a normal fucking conversation for once instead of talking about sex and Jo asked "Isn't sex normal?"
"Not when you have it with chickens like me" was my reply. Right off the top of my head, no less.
It was their turn to turn red.
I know........
Tonight I was in the market I've shopped at for years and where the two ladies behind the deli counter have discovered this through some not-so-strategic eavesdropping on my part and when they served me my ham and cheese sandwich they started giggling and talking dirty to me trying to get me to blush.
I asked them why we couldn't have a normal fucking conversation for once instead of talking about sex and Jo asked "Isn't sex normal?"
"Not when you have it with chickens like me" was my reply. Right off the top of my head, no less.
It was their turn to turn red.
I bet Junior's prouder than Mommy and Daddy.....
Was the turd there before or did it ooze out just as the picture was snapped?
No wonder he has such a contented look on his face.....
Wednesday, May 25, 2011
What a fucking idiot
Arfur (from Wales) tipped me off to this and nkrey sent me the video.
Both of their comments are below the clip.
Hi Ken
Barry O'Barma managed a huge fuck up at the function tonight. He
continued with his speech whilst the national anthem was being played.
A huge fuck up!
BTW the presidents wife has a huge fing arse and I dont mean her husband!
-Arfur
He seems to have really messed this up.. first you never touch your glass until the Queen does, then he talks over their national anthem. No wonder the Queen dislikes him so much. I heard one person say " it was not his fault the band started too early." Enjoy
-nkrey
What a stupid motherfucker.
He seems to fuck shit up every time he sets foot in England. Maybe they should lock his dumb ass up in the Tower of London. They'd be doing us all a favor.
I can't believe this.
But I did notice how Her Majesty set his fucking ghetto ass straight.....
Both of their comments are below the clip.
Hi Ken
Barry O'Barma managed a huge fuck up at the function tonight. He
continued with his speech whilst the national anthem was being played.
A huge fuck up!
BTW the presidents wife has a huge fing arse and I dont mean her husband!
-Arfur
He seems to have really messed this up.. first you never touch your glass until the Queen does, then he talks over their national anthem. No wonder the Queen dislikes him so much. I heard one person say " it was not his fault the band started too early." Enjoy
-nkrey
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What a stupid motherfucker.
He seems to fuck shit up every time he sets foot in England. Maybe they should lock his dumb ass up in the Tower of London. They'd be doing us all a favor.
I can't believe this.
But I did notice how Her Majesty set his fucking ghetto ass straight.....
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