Saturday, June 04, 2011

Don't you just love summer?

Just sayin'.....

Mother of the Year

So basically, liberals are leeches.

Remind your liberal friends of the statistic that if liberals donated as much blood as conservatives, America's blood supply would increase by 45 percent.

So conservatives, literally, are the life blood of America, while liberals—in the main—are a drain.

From 365 Ways To Drive A Liberal Crazy

For Yolo

For Yolo not because she eats stuff off the ground but because she loves Hunter S. Thompson.

Yo, nigga


Friday, June 03, 2011

Bite me

What happened???!!!

And my weekend has started.
I'm half drunk in my Camouflage BassPro easy chair with CharlieGoddammit asleep and semi-laying in my lap with his jaws clamped on my neck making it harder than hell to to post this and Hank III is on the stereo.
My new Sweetie Lisa and I have an all day date tomorrow driving around some old Gold Rush towns and life is looking pretty damned good.
I actually feel good about life right now.

For Stevie Foodstamps - Billy Briggs

Oh yeah, she's the height of fashion here.....


No clever post, just had to get it out of my system.
You're welcome.

She should see the inside of my Wranglers.....


Sunday, May 29, 2011

Bottoms up!

Bought and paid for with American Blood

Who's flying her this weekend? I am. The old man served in Korea and taught me about the 1911 and the Thompson. Gave me the book "Kill or Get Killed". I still have his flight jacket. Y'all don't disapoint us now! Let's see some!


Mine flies 7 days a week, 24 hours a day and lit up at night.
Been that way since I moved in here except for a few days after 9/11 when some pussy stole it off my front porch and I couldn't find another one anywhere because everybody decided to get patriotic for a week.

RPM2DAYs' start to a good day

Fuck, a great breakfast with lots of meat and a day up in the hills shooting shit.

Don't be a bogart, daddy!

We, fuck you then.

A little late, don't you think?

WASHINGTON -- President Barack Obama is pivoting from diplomacy on the world stage to the intimate and delicate domestic task of acting as healer-in-chief to a devastated community.
The president travels to tornado-wrecked Joplin, Mo., on Sunday, a day after returning from a six-day European tour of Ireland, England, France and Poland.
After days of focusing on the U.S. relationship with the rest of the world, he'll turn to an even more critical connection: his own, with the American people.

The president will visit with survivors and family members of the worst tornado in decades, a monster storm that tore through Joplin a week ago leaving more than 130 dead and hundreds more injured. About 100 others are unaccounted for, and the damage is massive.
The president will tour destroyed neighborhoods in the city of 50,000 in southwestern Missouri, and speak at a memorial service being held by local clergy and Gov. Jay Nixon for those who lost their lives. He'll offer federal assistance, and his own condolences.

Though times of trouble can erase politics and unite people, a phenomenon Obama has commented on, his task as healer Sunday will be carried out on unfriendly political ground as his re-election campaign approaches. Obama narrowly lost Missouri to Republican John McCain in 2008, but in Jasper County, where Joplin is located, McCain won by a large margin: 66 percent to 33 percent.
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And I'm sure you'll be welcomed with open arms, asshole.
Will your no-class wife be accompanying you? Probably not, seeing as it's not her idea of a vacation. But then again, she might seeing as how there's probably an opportunity to have her picture taken while surrounded by a bunch of adoring black folks.

Name the 3 shortest books in the world

How to Win Friends and Influence People by Rahm Emanuel; Humility and Its Virtues by Barack Obama; What The Constitution Means To Me by Nancy Pelosi. 

-from 365 Ways To Drive a Liberal Crazy