Saturday, September 10, 2011

Still unbelievable

Turn the volume down folks, the tunes suck.

Save a life

Well, maybe not a life, but perhaps a country

- Jim

Say hi to Granny for me

Big Sis & the rest of the Federal Family says "Quit tripping"

WASHINGTON (AP) — U.S. intelligence agencies have found no evidence that al-Qaida has sneaked any terrorists into the country for a strike coinciding with the 10th anniversary of the Sept. 11 attacks, senior officials said Saturday.
But authorities kept a high alert as investigators looked for proof of a plot possibly timed to disrupt events planned Sunday in Washington or New York.


How the fuck would they know? They can't even catch or track the fucking illegal mexicans that violate our borders every damned day.
All Ahmed would have to do is hire Pedro the Coyote to smuggle them across.

Just sayin'

Everybody seems to be worried about the fucking muslims starting some shit tomorrow for the 10th anniversary of 9/11.
Myself, I'm thinking it'll happen afterwards when everybody breathes a sigh of relief and lets their guard down.
But I have an idea. Instead of a day of rememberance, how about we have a day of revenge? Let's go bomb the fuck out of the mosques at Medina and Mecca. Level them motherfuckers just like they leveled the Twin Towers.

And don't forget STD

Imagine Sesame Street's Bert and Ernie in same sex marriage.
"Today's program is brought to you by the letters H, I and V."

Friday, September 09, 2011

The Donkey Whisperer

- Stevienatt

Liberal bird

My pet cat Stumpy

I knocked at my neighbor's door today. I said "Your fucking cat keeps jumping over the fence into my garden and shitting and pissing everywhere".
"Sorry pal, but there's nothing I can do" he replied "Cats just have an excellent ability to climb and scale large heights".
"Not yours anymore." I replied "Here's his fucking legs."


Miss Universe officials have a message for Catalina Robayo, Colombia's entry into Monday's contest: Don't forget to wear underwear.
Robayo, one of 89 beauties from around the world competing to win the Donald Trump-owned contest, has been reprimanded for making appearance in tiny skirts - with no panties.
"Colombia had to be spoken to and told she needed to wear underpants as what she was doing was totally inappropriate," a source told Fox News. "People have been pretty upset by it; there have been photos and media appearances where she has completely had her crotch out."
The contest, being held in Sao paulo, Brazil, might benefit from controversy, but going commando goes too far.
"Our supervisors talked to all of the contestants about dressing appropriately, and one of our PR people spoke to [Robayo] and apparently she said she was wearing underwear, said Miss Universe President Paula Shugart. "But regardless, it created quite a stir here for a few days."
The pageant earlier returned bikini bottoms from sponsor Catalina Brasil Swimwear after they were ruled too skimpy for network television.
The contest airs Monday at 9 pm ET.

He ain't getting the Bubba vote with this

7 Coyotes Killed in Broomfield Following Attacks

State wildlife officials have killed seven coyotes in Broomfield in the past two weeks following attacks on children.
The Boulder Daily Camera Saturday reports a total of nine coyotes have been killed since July. State Parks and Wildlife spokeswoman Jennifer Churchill says wildlife officers will stop patrols and return if there are more reports of aggressive coyotes.
Recent attacks include boys ages 6 and 2 being bitten in separate incidents in July and August. Both were on walks with their father. A mother was able to scare away a coyote that threatened her 4-year-old boy who was playing in the front yard.
Broomfield officials are also trimming tall grass from along trails to remove hiding places and shooting coyotes with paintball guns to make them wary of human contact.
- Predator Xtreme

I'm assuming this is Colorado. And shooting them paintballs to make them wary of human contact? How about a 22-250 or a 12 gauge shotgun? That'll damn sure make the survivors wary of human contact.
Fuck, Colorado starting to sound like Kalifornia.

Helping her with the gardening

Thursday, September 08, 2011

Time to put the mouse back in his house, partner.

- Rob

Fuck The World

Man, talk about a fucked up day.
Short handed for the workload, a boss with his head up his ass and expecting me to perform miracles for him.
A 12 hour day with an hour each way adds up to 2 hours at home in my Camouflage Bass Pro Easy Chair before I have to go to bed so I can do it again tomorrow.
The high part of the day was right when I pulled into Modesto I was behind a pickup sporting a couple of peace signs and a bumper sticker that said "Animals are little people in fur coats".
A fucking hippie.......
So I whipped around her so she had to see my "Lanes' Predator Control - specializing in coyotes" sign on my tailgate.
It made my day when I saw the filthy look she shot me when she passed me up. Oh boy, did it make my day.

Wednesday, September 07, 2011

New addition to my blog roll

Backtracking on a comment about the water filter I posted earlier (I wanted to see if he ran a blog) I ran across Crazy Uncle. Give him a visit, you won't be disappointed.
Talk about a bad-ass blog......

Fart fatalities

- Rob

Fuck the ACLU and Luis, too.

MIAMI -- The American Civil Liberties Union of Florida plans to challenge the state's law requiring new welfare recipients to pass a drug test.
An ACLU spokesman told The Associated Press Wednesday the lawsuit is being filed on behalf of a 35-year-old Orlando man, Luis Lebron.
The spokesman says Florida's drug testing law is unconstitutional, saying it violates the Fourth Amendment's search and seizure protections.
No further details of the lawsuit were immediately available.
Gov. Rick Scott signed the drug testing bill into law in July. Under the law, welfare applicants must pay for the drug tests. If they pass, they'll get reimbursed. If they fail, they can't get benefits for at least a year, and could face child abuse charges.


Back up a minute here. I have to pass a drug test to get a job and pass one every time I get hurt at work, but these fucking crybabies are sniveling because they have to pass one to get free money, food and reduced rents? Are you fucking kidding me?
Hey, I honestly don't care if you want to smoke a joint every now and again if you can afford it, but I'm thinking that if you can't find a fucking job, you might want to stay clean in case you get offered one, you know?
And now these pussies from the ACLU are suing so Luis can stay home and get high on my dime? Fuuuuuck that shit.
And it's funny how those liberal bitches are all up in arms over somebodys' Fourth Amendment rights being violated, yet they won't lift a finger to protect my Second Amendment rights.

1,000,000 gallon water filtration system

I got to thinking awhile back that all the fucking food in the world isn't going to do much good if you don't have enough water to survive the emergency. I mean, a human can go for almost a month without food, but water? Three-four days, tops.
So I got to checking around to see what I can find and came up with this:

Here's an excerpt from the product description:
The Sawyer® Emergency Water Filtration System filters hundreds of gallons per day with gravity and even more when attached to a faucet. This water filtration system comes with Sawyer's ONE MILLION GALLON GUARANTEE. The Hollow Fiber Membrane filter physically removes particles, 99.9% of bacteria and 99.9% of Protozoa down to 0.1 micron absolute in size, including Giardia, Salmonella and Cryptosporidia. Simply install the filter to nearly any plastic bucket (not included) and you're set up with a large-volume gravity filtration system. A must-have for disaster preparedness. Use the included faucet adaptor to drink straight from the tap during boil alerts, hurricanse or earthquakes.

Now I have a Katadyn water filter for my Git Kit that ran me about 70 bucks but it's only good for 200 gallons. This motherfucker here will keep me in water for I don't know how long.
You folks might want to consider this filter what with all the abnormal weather we've been having, not to mention anything else that might happen if the fucking muslims get a hair up their ass and start some more shit.
The unit price is 55 bucks, so it'll cost you about 70 bucks with shipping and Obamas' cut - a small price for some peace of mind.

Lock me in this damned car, will you?

Keeping his options open

Tuesday, September 06, 2011

He just pissed a bunch of muslims off

LANSING, Mich. (AP) — Gov. Rick Snyder on Tuesday signed into law a stricter, four-year lifetime limit on cash welfare benefits, prompting advocates for the poor to warn that tens of thousands of residents will find themselves without cash assistance on Oct. 1.
Michigan's first-year Republican chief executive said the state will offer exemptions to the limit for those with a disability who can't work, those who care for a disabled spouse or child and those who are 65 or older and don't qualify for Social Security benefits or receive very low benefits.
Some recipients who are the victims of domestic violence also may be temporarily exempted.
"We are returning cash assistance to its original intent as a transitional program to help families while they work toward self-sufficiency," Snyder said in a statement. He noted that the state still will help the poor by offering food stamps, health care coverage through Medicaid, child care and emergency services.
Read the rest here at Yahoo News

And the winner is........

* First President to Preside Over a Cut to the Credit Rating of the
United States Government

* First President to Violate the War Powers Act

* First President to Orchestrate the Sale of Murder Weapons to Mexican
Drug Cartels

* First President to be Held in Contempt of Court for Illegally
Obstructing Oil Drilling in the Gulf of Mexico

* First President to Defy a Federal Judge's Court Order to Cease
Implementing the 'Health Care Reform' Law

* First President to Require All Americans to Purchase a Product From
a Third Party (insurance)

* First President to Spend a Trillion Dollars on 'Shovel-Ready' Jobs
-- and Later Admit There Was No Such Thing as Shovel-Ready Jobs

* First President to Abrogate Bankruptcy Law to Turn Over Control of
Companies to His Union Supporters

* First President to Bypass Congress and Implement the DREAM Act
Through Executive Fiat

* First President to "Order a Secret Amnesty Program that Stopped the
Deportations of Illegal Immigrants Across the U.S., Including Those With
Criminal Convictions"

* First President to Demand a Company Hand Over $20 Billion to One of
His Political Appointees

* First President to Terminate America's Ability to Put a Man into

* First President to Encourage Racial Discrimination and Intimidation
at Polling Places (at least if you are a Black Panther that is)

* First President to Have a Law Signed By an 'Auto-pen' Without Being

* First President to Arbitrarily Declare an Existing Law
Unconstitutional and Refuse to Enforce It

* First President to Threaten Insurance Companies if they Publicly
Speak out on the Reasons for their Rate Increases

* First President to Tell a Major Manufacturing Company In Which State
They Are Allowed to Locate a Factory

* First President to File Lawsuits Against the States He Swore an Oath
to Protect (AZ, WI, OH, IN, etc.)

* First President to Withdraw an Existing Coal Permit That Had Been
Properly Issued Years Ago

* First President to Fire an Inspector General of Americorps for
Catching One of His Friends in a Corruption Case

* First President to Propose an Executive Order Demanding Companies
Disclose Their Political Contributions to Bid on Government Contracts

* First President to Golf 73 Separate Times in His First
Two-and-a-Half Years in Office

* But remember: he will not rest until all Americans have jobs, affordable homes, green-energy vehicles, and the environment is repaired, etc., etc., etc. What you meant to say is, "Apparently he will not rest until he has completely destroyed the United States of America!"

Wirecutters' Movie Review

Saw "Taking Chance" with Kevin Bacon (Bacon. Mmmmm..... wait, that sounds gay) playing a Marine Officer that volunteers to escort a hometown Marine Killed In Action back to his family.
The movie shows the respect given by folks all along the journey, and I gotta say, I would like to think that's the way it is, but knowing people.......
No car chases, no shooting, no dogs, nobody died. But it was a pretty good movie in spite of that. Made Lisa cry.

That sounds more like the truth

( real unemployment rate actually rose in August, according to the Department of Labor, belying the fact that the official unemployment rate, 9.1 percent, remained flat while the economy did not create any new jobs on net last month.
According to the data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics, real unemployment rose to 16.2 percent in August, up from 16.1 percent in July and tying the 2011 record set in June.
The real unemployment rate is comprised of three different measures of the labor force that more accurately reflect who is really unemployed, as opposed to the official unemployment rate, which merely measures those who told the government they were unemployed and looking for work in the past month.
- Weasel Zippers

Poll: Many Americans uncomfortable with Muslims

A whole shitload of goatfuckers praying for our demise

Washington (CNN) – Ten years after 9/11, Americans are wrestling with their opinions of Muslims, a new survey found, and where Americans get their TV news is playing a role in those opinions.
Nearly half of Americans would be uncomfortable with a woman wearing a burqa, a mosque being built in their neighborhood or Muslim men praying at an airport. Forty-one percent would be uncomfortable if a teacher at the elementary school in their community were Muslim.
Forty-seven percent of survey respondents said the values of Islam are at odds with American values.
Check out the rest of this here at CNN, your source of liberal bullshit


Well, no shit Americans are uncomfortable with muslims...... Not only do they fuck goats and children, but they try to kill us Infidels every chance they get.
They're just a nasty, disagreeable people.

Calm down, help has arrived.

- Brian

Monday, September 05, 2011

Gloom and doom


A black conservative lets 'em have it

The Post-Racial Echo Chamber of Ignorance,
by Kevin Jackson

Welcome to the echo chamber of ignorance of the Left’s post-racial America. Black Liberals thought that electing a black president would make them happier than a Michael Vick pound pup, but instead most are now madder than Whoopi Goldberg’s blind date.
Read the rest of this excellent rant here at the Black Sphere

Thanks to Bill

For all my White Trash friends out there

Just in case you were wondering where to live after you attain your GED.
Coming up next week - States with the best Food Stamp allowances.

Can you legally marry your cousin?
Note: All states allow the marriage of second cousins.

  • Alabama: First cousins, yes.

  • Alaska: First cousins, yes.

  • Arizona: First cousins, yes, only if they are over a certain age or cannot bear children. Half cousins, yes.

  • Arkansas: No

  • California: First cousins, yes.

  • Colorado: First cousins, yes.

  • Connecticut: First cousins, yes.

  • Delaware: No

  • District of Columbia: First cousins, yes.

  • Florida: First cousins, yes.

  • Georgia: First cousins, yes.

  • Hawaii: First cousins, yes.

  • Idaho: No

  • Illinois: First cousins, yes, only if they are over a certain age or cannot bear children.

  • Indiana: First cousins once removed, yes, only if they are over a certain age or cannot bear children.

  • Iowa: No

  • Kansas: Half cousins, yes.

  • Kentucky: No

  • Louisiana: Marriage between first cousins is not allowed.

  • Maine: First cousins, yes, only if they are over a certain age or cannot bear children, or if they get genetic counseling.

  • Maryland: First cousins, yes.

  • Massachusetts: First cousins, yes.

  • Michigan: No

  • Minnesota: No, unless aboriginal culture of the couple permits cousin marriages.

  • Mississippi: Adopted cousins, yes.

  • Missouri: No

  • Montana: Half cousins, yes.

  • Nebraska: Half cousins, yes.

  • Nevada: Half cousins, yes.

  • New Hampshire: No

  • New Jersey: First cousins, yes.

  • New Mexico: First cousins, yes.

  • New York: First cousins, yes.

  • North Carolina: First cousins, yes. Double first cousins are not allowed to get married.

  • North Dakota: No

  • Ohio: No

  • Oklahoma: Half cousins, yes.

  • Oregon: Adopted cousins, yes.

  • Pennsylvania: No

  • Rhode Island: First cousins, yes.

  • South Carolina: First cousins, yes.

  • South Dakota: No

  • Tennessee: First cousins, yes.

  • Texas: No.

  • Utah: First cousins, yes, only if they are over a certain age or cannot bear children.

  • Vermont: First cousins, yes.

  • Virginia: First cousins, yes.

  • Washington: No

  • West Virginia: Adopted cousins, yes.

  • Wisconsin: First cousins once removed, yes, only if they are over a certain age or cannot bear children.

  • Wyoming: No


    Sunday, September 04, 2011

    Bacon. Mmmmm, bacon.....

    VALLEY FALLS, N.Y. (AP) — Wildlife officials in New York may ban captive boar hunts as they try to curb a growing feral hog population before it gets as bad as it is in Southern states, where roaming droves have devastated crops and wildlife habitat with their rooting, wallowing and voracious foraging.
    Feral swine are breeding in three counties in central New York, according to a federal study done last year with funding from New York's Invasive Species Council. The wild population statewide is likely in the hundreds , said Gordon Batcheller, head of the state Department of Environmental Conservation's Bureau of Wildlife.
    That's small compared with Texas, where biologists estimate the feral hog population at around 2 million, but Batcheller said any number is bad because they're certain to multiply. Damage becomes more noticeable when the population reaches the thousands and the hogs stake out home territories rather than wandering widely.
    Eurasian wild boars have become popular on private hunting ranches throughout the U.S. in recent years as an addition to deer and elk. Ranch owners deny they're the source of the free-roaming pigs, but Patrick Rusz, director of wildlife programs for the Michigan Wildlife Conservancy, said the animals started showing up in the wild soon after hunting preserves began importing them. Their distribution is clustered near preserves, he added.
    "We're not talking about Porky Pig getting loose from the farm," Rusz said. "These are Russian wild boars. Those animals are Houdini-like escape artists and they breed readily in the wild. We've had domestic pigs for centuries and never had a feral hog problem until the game ranches started bringing these in."
    Wild pigs are intelligent and adaptable, eating almost anything and able to live in a wide range of habitats. They dig up cropland and lawns. They damage ecosystems by rooting and digging for food and devouring roots, stems, leaves, fruit, nuts, bark, bird eggs, mice, snakes and fawns. They compete with native wildlife for food such as acorns, carry diseases that can be transferred to wildlife, and destroy wetlands with their wallowing.
    Feral swine multiply rapidly, with sows producing several litters a year of four to six piglets, so as with any invasive species, it's crucial to mount aggressive eradication efforts before the population is widely established, Batcheller said. They're also wily and secretive, and become even more so when people try to shoot or trap them.
    New York trapped and removed 44 feral swine in Cortland and Onondaga counties in 2008 and 2009, but that effort ended when the state's budget got tight. Now authorities are working to build public awareness of the problem and encourage people to report sightings, as well as urging hunters with small-game licenses to shoot them, any time of year.
    "Stopping escapes is the biggest and most important issue we're challenged with," Batcheller said. "It might require legislation so we can shut down the source of these animals before they get on the landscape."
    A number of states have banned the captive wild boar hunts as a first step in controlling the wild population, including Michigan, with a population of boars estimated at 2,000 to 7,000. But ranch operators have lobbied the Michigan legislature to overturn the state's ban. While politicians argue, Rusz says the ban has been postponed and won't be fully in place for perhaps four years.
    "That's a travesty," he said. "We need an aggressive, common-sense approach.
    "Delays are just working in favor of the hogs."
    Other northern states concerned with the spread of feral pigs include Maryland, Ohio, Wisconsin, Nebraska, Kansas, Missouri, Oregon and Pennsylvania. The animals are well-established in Southern states.
    The boars are seen as a scourge for livestock, too. USDA wildlife biologist Justin Gansowski traps feral swine in New York and tests them for diseases that can be transmitted to domestic livestock. Several have tested positive for pseudorabies, a viral disease that's not fatal to humans but can sicken dogs, cats, goats and cattle.
    Another problem comes when preserve operators don't take adequate precautions to keep hogs from escaping, said Dave Vanderzee, owner of Easton View Outfitters, a game-hunting and breeding ranch about 20 miles northwest of Albany in Valley Falls. He keeps his Eurasian wild boars behind an 8-foot-tall wire mesh fence encircling about a quarter-acre, with the bottom of the fence buried to prevent burrowing out.
    "As an operator, you don't want to lose your livestock," Vanderzee said. They're too valuable."
    While deer are hunted from September through January, when they have nice racks of antlers, boar provide an exciting hunt and tasty meat year round, making them popular with hunters and valuable to preserve operators, he said.
    "With the cold winters and deep snowpack in the Northeast, I don't think New York is going to have quite the problem people think it will have with feral hogs," Vanderzee said. "But let's not find out. We should nip it in the bud."
    Rusz said no fence is foolproof, and the only sensible solution is to ban captive boar breeding and hunting, just as it's illegal to propagate other exotic invasive species.
    In Michigan, the Wildlife Conservancy is training volunteers to operate wild hog traps and working with landowners to ferret out and eliminate pockets of wild hogs.
    "Biologists will tell you, once they get established, they're going to come to a neighborhood near you," Rusz said. "The hogs will find you. That's the situation we're in."
    - Yahoo News

    muslim porn

    Picture stolen from Theospark

    You gotta admit she's pretty cute for a goat.

    Hmmm, I wonder what he was selling?

    Let's see, 25 years with 9 fucking kids and from a family with 13 brothers and sisters.
    Looks to me like a link just got taken out of that familys' welfare chain.
    Oh yeah, killed on Martin Luther King Blvd - imagine that.

    Suddenly, Michelle Bachmann has Bill Clintons' endorsement