Saturday, September 24, 2011

And a Good Morning to you!!!

The picture was shamelessly stole from The Feral Irishman

How fucked up do you have to be to hit a cow?

LA JARA - The Colorado State Patrol says a man riding a motorcycle may have been drunk when he crashed into a cow Friday evening.
Troopers responded to the intersection of Conejos County Road 13 and Country Road U about 15 miles southwest of Alamosa around 5:30 p.m. and found a motorcyclist down with a cut on his head.
State Patrol says the man was taken to a local hospital where they determined he may have a fractured skull. He was then airlifted to Swedish Hospital in Denver.
The crash is under investigation and the driver may be cited.
No word on the condition of the cow.

- Stevienatt

Calling a spade a spade

(The Hill) — Rep. Joe Walsh (R-Ill.) said the media protect President Obama and will work to get him reelected because he is black.
“This guy pushed every one of the media’s buttons,” Walsh said in an interview with the Media Research Center. “He was liberal, he was different, he was new, he was black. Oh my God, it was the potpourri of everything.”
Walsh was responding to a question from Media Research Center President Brent Bozell about the “race warfare games” of the Obama administration.
“They are so vested in our first black president not being a failure that it’s going to be amazing to watch the lengths they go to to protect him,” Walsh said. “They, I believe, will spout this racist line if some of their colleagues up here aren’t doing it aggressively enough. There is going to be a real desperation.”
- Weasel Zippers

Friday, September 23, 2011

Shit happens

BILLINGS, Mont. (AP) — A hunter attacked by a wounded grizzly in a Montana forest was killed not by the bear, but by a gunshot fired by a companion trying to save him, authorities said Friday.
Lincoln County Sheriff Roby Bowe said an autopsy determined 39-year-old Steve Stevenson of Winnemucca, Nev., died of a single gunshot to the chest. The cause of death was determined by a medical examiner with the Montana State Crime Lab.
The shot was fired by 20-year-old Ty Bell, also of Winnemucca, as he attempted to stop the bear's attack. No charges are expected, Bowe said.
The autopsy found bite marks on Stevenson's leg caused by the bear.
"We're fairly convinced it was obviously an accident," Bowe said. "But the county attorney will review the final report once we're done."
Read the rest here at Yahoo News

WTF? White kids in the background?

And it's not even a token White Devil, there's several of them. Maybe that explains that pained expression on Moochells' face; having to teach them white motherfuckers to dance and all.

Fuck that shit......

 Obamacare HHS rule would give government everybody’s health records
It's been said a thousand times: Congress had to pass President Obama’s health care law in order to find out what’s in it. But, despite the repetitiveness, the level of shock from each new discovery never seems to recede.
This time, America is learning about the federal government’s plan to collect and aggregate confidential patient records for every one of us.
In a proposed rule from Secretary Kathleen Sebelius and the Department of Health and Human Services (HHS), the federal government is demanding insurance companies submit detailed health care information about their patients.
(See Proposed Rule: Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act; Standards Related to Reinsurance, Risk Corridors and Risk Adjustment, Volume 76, page 41930. Proposed rule docket ID is HHS-OS-2011-0022
The HHS has proposed the federal government pursue one of three paths to obtain this sensitive information: A “centralized approach” wherein insurers’ data go directly to Washington; an “intermediate state-level approach” in which insurers give the information to the 50 states; or a “distributed approach” in which health insurance companies crunch the numbers according to federal bureaucrat edict.
It’s par for the course with the federal government, but abstract terms are used to distract from the real objectives of this idea: no matter which “option” is chosen, government bureaucrats would have access to the health records of every American - including you.
There are major problems with any one of these three “options.” First is the obvious breach of patient confidentiality. The federal government does not exactly have a stellar track record when it comes to managing private information about its citizens.
Why should we trust that the federal government would somehow keep all patient records confidential? In one case, a government employee’s laptop containing information about 26.5 million veterans and their spouses was stolen from the employee’s home.
There's also the HHS contractor who lost a laptop containing medical information about nearly 50,000 Medicare beneficiaries. And, we cannot forget when the USDA's computer system was compromised and information and photos of 26,000 employees, contractors, and retirees potentially accessed.
The second concern is the government compulsion to seize details about private business practices. Certainly many health insurance companies defended and advocated for the president’s health care law, but they likely did not know this was part of the bargain.
They are being asked to provide proprietary information to governments for purposes that will undermine their competitiveness. Obama and Sebelius made such a big deal about Americans being able to keep the coverage they have under ObamaCare; with these provisions, such private insurance may cease to exist if insurers are required to divulge their business models.
Certainly businesses have lost confidential data like the federal government has, but the power of the market can punish the private sector. A victim can fire a health insurance company; he cannot fire a bureaucrat.
What happens to the federal government if it loses a laptop full of patient data or business information? What recourse do individual citizens have against an inept bureaucrat who leaves the computer unlocked? Imagine a Wikileaks-sized disclosure of every Americans’ health histories. The results could be devastating - embarrassing - even Orwellian.
With its extensive rule-making decrees, ObamaCare has been an exercise in creating authority out of thin air at the expense of individuals’ rights, freedoms, and liberties.
The ability of the federal government to spy on, review, and approve individuals’ private patient-doctor interactions is an excessive power-grab.
Like other discoveries that have occurred since the law’s passage, this one leaves us scratching our heads as to the necessity not just of this provision, but the entire law.
The HHS attempts to justify its proposal on the grounds that it has to be able to compare performance. No matter what the explanation is, however, this type of data collection is an egregious violation of patient-doctor confidentiality and business privacy. It is like J. Edgar Hoover in a lab coat.
And, no matter what assurances Obama, Sebelius and their unelected and unaccountable HHS bureaucrats make about protections and safeguards of data, too many people already know what can result when their confidential information gets into the wrong hands, either intentionally or unintentionally.
Republican Tim Huelskamp represents the first congressional district of Kansas.
- The Washington Examiner

Baby got back. Lots of back.......

Yeah, I wouldn't drive that truck.

Thursday, September 22, 2011

But CharlieGodammit was just saying hey!

My psycho neighbor Bruce came into the yard the other day to talk to Lisa about something. He hadn't even made it to the front porch where she was sitting when CharlieGodammit hit the security door with all 110 pounds, snapping and snarling from where he was laid up next to me in my Bass Pro Camouflage Easy Chair, giving him about a 15 foot lead to build up speed.
"Godammit, I HATE THAT FUCKING DOG!!!! That sumbitch just keeps getting meaner and bigger ever' damned day! FUCK!!!!"
Motherfucker never learns, CGD rattles him about once a month. But I think that was the first time Lisa ever witnessed it because she was laughing harder than I was.

I couldn't agree more

The Feral Irishman sent me this, wanting to know when I moved to Wisconsin.....

"Fuck that chinaman, it's all about ME!!!"

At the Open Government Partnership Event, President Obama was photographed in what is being called an “embarrassing” gaffe due to the odd tilt of his head and his solitary wave that covered the face of another world leader. President Obama’s hand accidentally blocked the face of the President of Mongolia, according to reports.

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Straight up White Trash, God bless 'im.

I know this is a re-post, but it's fucking hilarious.

Blackout in Detroit

A car bomb in Michiganistan? Imagine that....

MONROE, Mich. (AP) — A car bomb caused a powerful explosion on a Michigan street that seriously injured a father and his two sons, who are "very fortunate" to have survived the attack, which turned their vehicle into a blackened hunk of metal, a federal official said Wednesday.
Investigators were poring over what remained of the vehicle after the Tuesday evening blast, looking for clues about how the bomb was made and who might have planted it, said Donald Dawkins, a spokesman for the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives.
"There was a lot of power behind it. The victims are very fortunate, very blessed, to be alive," Dawkins said.
Among the things investigators are trying to determine is whether one of the victims was targeted or whether the attack was random, Dawkins said. The vehicle exploded on a tree-lined street under a highway in Monroe, which is about 35 miles southwest of Detroit.
Authorities declined to publicly identify the victims, but said they were in serious condition at St. Vincent Medical Center in Toledo, Ohio, about 20 miles south of Monroe.
The victims were lucky to survive, said Dawkins, who described the attack as a "heinous crime."
Read the rest of the story here at Yahoo News.


Without releasing any information at all on the intended victims, it's hard to tell anything. But it does strike me curious that with Michigans' HUGE muslim population and their frequent use of car bombs in their native lands, well....... do you see where I'm going with this, son?
But I'll bet that Ahmed and his cronies were involved one way or another, either as the bomber or bombee, maybe both.
We'll see.

A practical example of how the human mind works.

For young men, it’s a nice ass. Only the most observant will define this as an ass crossing the street. The really observant will see the thong.
- For older men, it is a respectable woman with a nice ass crossing the street.
- The perverts will imagine her as a naked woman.
- The wise men will ponder the presence of mind of the photographer in the face of such beauty and gratitude that it was shared with humanity.
- For half of the women, this is an ordinary woman who should not have left home dressed that way.
- The other half is wondering where she bought that blouse.
- The wise women imagine the misery that this will be at 50.
- Children, the curious, and monks will probably notice a dog driving the taxi.

- Rob

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Making the best out of a bad situation

Yeah, so it was funny when I turned myself in to, right?
Fuck man, now I'm getting hammered with emails soliciting donations to get that sonofabitch re-elected.
My reply to the last one was "I'd rather suck a dick than give you a penny."
So yeah, I am having a little fun with it for now.
Photo courtesy of Bella

You'd think she'd have noticed something was missing....

A child at Sweet Springs Elementary in Missouri brought his mother’s crack pipe and $3,700 worth of crack to show and tell at the school.
KSDK reported:
Officials at a small northwest Missouri elementary school say they were stunned when a kindergarten student brought his mom’s crack pipe and some drugs for show-and-tell.
KCTV reports that the boy showed the items on Sept. 6 at Sweet Springs Elementary School. School officials called police.
The boy’s 32-year-old mother was arrested and is charged with possession of a controlled substance and child endangerment.
Court records indicate that the teacher told police that the boy had the pipe and “several baggies of crack rocks.” Officials say the drugs were worth about $3,700.
Bond was set at $7,500 for 32-year-old Michelle Marie Cheatham, the boy’s mother.

J-j-j-j-j-just s-s-s-sayin'

Canada makes an effort to stop baby dumping

Bacon. Mmmmm, bacon......

- Brian

Monday, September 19, 2011

Yeah Ahmed, Mondays fucking suck.

Oooh, flying body parts!

The truth comes out in the end

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Hot muslim weather babe

This is from The Chicago Tribune?

When Ronald Reagan ran for re-election in 1984, his slogan was "Morning in America." For Barack Obama, it's more like midnight in a coal mine.

The sputtering economy is about to stall out, unemployment is high, his jobs program may not pass, foreclosures are rampant and the poor guy can't even sneak a cigarette.

His approval rating is at its lowest level ever. His party just lost two House elections — one in a district it had held for 88 consecutive years. He's staked his future on the jobs bill, which most Americans don't think would work.

The vultures are starting to circle. Former White House spokesman Bill Burton said that unless Obama can rally the Democratic base, which is disillusioned with him, "it's going to be impossible for the president to win." Democratic consultant James Carville had one word of advice for Obama: "Panic."

But there is good news for the president. I checked the Constitution, and he is under no compulsion to run for re-election. He can scrap the campaign, bag the fundraising calls and never watch another Republican debate as long as he's willing to vacate the premises by Jan. 20, 2013.
Read the rest here at The Chicago Tribune
Yes, it's true, even the media from Chicago are fleeing his bullshit.

Don't ask if you don't wanna hear the truth

Just a teaser for y'all........

.....To be blunt senator, if our military were fighting for our liberty, our military would surround D.C. and arrest most of the senate and con-gress for treason. You people don't even have the balls to shut down the Federal Reserve and restore America to sound constitutional money. You people don't have the balls to kick out the United Nations and tear up every single U.N. treaty. You people sit aside and allow U.N. Agenda 21 to be implemented in every State of the Union. You people stand idly by while presidents create unconstitutional E.O.'s. You people stand around and slap each other on the backs, play grab-ass, and trade pens, while using the constitution as toilet paper while telling us how wonderful the constitution is......

For the rest of this outstanding spanking go to:
California Tree of Liberty

Nails it

"But what you got instead was a south side Chicago machine pol of no particular accomplishment whose only abiding faith was in radical politics, economics and the hatred of the greatness of this country. Obama's whose only evident qualification for the highest office in the land was his ability to read words written for him by another off a teleprompter in a way that duped 53% of the voters into thinking he was something other than what he in fact was."

- The Feral Irishman

One of those "undercover" millionaires