Tuesday, March 13, 2012

It's that time of the year

About once a year I post something that manages to piss a whole shitload of people off for whatever reason.

I've taken an ass-chewing by several people and lost a couple of followers over my post below about Mike V's stormtroopers.
I deleted all the nasty comments but the one that wasn't anonymous.
Fuckers, the post wasn't about Mike, although I haven't got a whole lot of love for the man for what I feel are valid reasons. The post was about what appears to be the vast majority of his faithful followers who worship the ground he walks on and takes his every utterance as gospel.
I do occasionally read his column but almost invariably I start skipping the articles and reading the comments. It's almost funny - motherfuckers are falling all over each other praising him and generally kissing his ass. He can almost be classified as a cult leader.
The fact that I actually pissed people off that badly by talking shit proves my point. Folks that have laughed and commented when I fucked with anybody else are now in a tiff because I made fun of their prophet.
Whoa, that's got eerie similarities to another group of people that I fuck with on a regular basis, don't it?
I'm probably gonna catch hell for that one too.

For the folks that left and vowed never to return, okay. That's fine. I don't care if I have 10 readers or 10,000 readers. It's not like I get paid for this shit, you know?

For those that are reading this, thank you. I appreciate you having a somewhat open mind.

Bottom line: If you want to read a blog that you agree with 100%, you better get started writing that motherfucker.


Rob Mariles said...

The only problem I see with your blog is the lack of Titties! Ya need more boobies so people can read the offensive shit and then feel good when they see a bouncing pair of knockers. No one can ever get pissed and stay pissed when a fine pair is staring at cha!

wirecutter said...

See what I mean?

Bill Nye said...

Brother it's all good,
the Moonie survived and shall live another day or so to collect his tax free donations.

Please keep up with the great work you do here, it has become one of my favorites, I shut my rag down and am now freeloading from a good friend as long as he will have me.

Stay away from the punch bowl, it tastes kinda funny, sorta like battery acid!

More Titties please.

Brock Townsend said...

If you want to read a blog that you agree with 100%.......

Reminds me of the braindead who aren't satisfied with any politician, so refuse to involve themselves. I always say, run yourself, then you will be satisfied.

Skip said...

Mike has done some good with his blog, but he's pretty thin skinned too.
Anything negative and he gets butthurt.

Anonymous said...

I don't always agree with you.
I don't always agree with Mike.
Don't have to make a choice
Paul in Texas

Stu said...

I read a lot of blogs, my have to reads are yours, Mike's, Brock's and three or four Milblogs.

I enjoy them all but don't always agree. In the words of a song by Anti-Nowhere League, covered by Metallica....SO Fucking What.

They are free, and like you said I better get writing the mother fucker if I want to agree 100%.

Just one thing though, amount of knockers are okay, just need to bigger....lots bigger!

Stinkwilly said...

I'm lost...........Mike who???

DeNihilist said...

Cutter, kinda reminds me of south park. those bastards ripped everybody and every religion 'cept one for the longest time. when chef's character actor, Issac Hayes, found out that they were gonna rip scientology, he quit.

what a fucking hypocrite! sorta like these bumhumpers.

Erinyes said...

Ah yes, the halcyon days of blogwars...I remember them well.

For what it's worth, I was looking for like-minded individuals four or five years ago - long before I heard of Preppers and Threepers.

I always say take some and leave some with regard to any political opinions and all will be well.

And I thought that post was kind of funny, actually.

steve tompkins said...

i'm with stinkwilly. mike who?

Anonymous said...

"Bottom line: If you want to read a blog that you agree with 100%, you better get started writing that motherfucker."

Damn straight! Of course, in order to do that, you've got to start thinking for yourself, which will be a challenge for the hordes of rabid internet groupies out there.

MrG's said...

Don't sweat it,

If they have a thin skin..screw them. Several people that I know personally think that your blog is a hoot and bookmarked. As far as bringing more really gotta step it up to catch Irish.

Father Confessor said...

I agree with Rob.
At my house there's a rule: if we're gonna talk politics or religion, there must be porn playing in the background. That's no shit. You'd be amazed at how little anger there is between left- and right- wingers when a chick's crotch is blown up to 18 inches.

highlandwarrior said...

I do not know an honest man that even agrees with himself 100 percent of the time. I know what I think and I know what I believe. I am open to opposite views and will defend to my dying breath one's right to have them. That is what makes this a great nation. Yours is a must read for the entertainment value and the fact you don't take yourself so damn serious. Thanks for the effort. More red headed titties. Randy

The Dude said...

Fuck em...made me laugh

Glenn B said...

I had to go back and forth between this post and the one that apparently was offensive to this guy Mike V. and his minion. I just could not understand why anyone thought you insulted this guy, Mike V., so badly as to make them avoid your blog from now on. After reading it again and again and again, to make sure I did not miss the secret squirrel code that his followers surely must be seeing in your post, I have to admit I just flunked out of secret squirrel school. All I can see was a post wishing him well with his surgery and then lambasting his followers.

As it was, and as you have said, your rant was not directed at him but at his disciples and I would guess their panties are all in a wad because they feel insulted now or otherwise just too confused, and possibly inept in his absence, to think it was not directed at him.

Now that I got that out of the way, allow me to ask: 'Who the fuck is Mike V and why should I give a shit anyway'.

I come here to read your stuff and as you know, I sure don't agree with it 100% of the time. Then again, I don't even agree with my own thoughts 100% of the time (yes I are konfuzed at times). Still though, I read your blog because it is good, because there are tits and ass (no I do not mean those asses when you say "Must Be California Again, I mean the hot women's tits and asses), and because even if I leave a comment in disagreement with you - you remain respectful as long as I do likewise; same as you do with other folks who comment. That last thing about being repectful is a good thing, one of the most important.

Keep up the great blog.

All the best,
Glenn B

davidc said...

I don't care about Mike V. seems like he's wound a little tight. I like your blog because it is irreverant and lots of T&A also CT's !!!

wirecutter said...

Okay, more titties on the way.

Glenn B - Courtesy begets courtesy. I know I've pissed you off more than once, and you made your point in a polite manner and concise enough to where I can see your point of view. It beats the shit out of ranting and raving which I tend to tune out - a holdover from basic training - I got yelled at a lot.

wirecutter said...

Paul in Texas - good way of putting it, man.

Glenn B said...

Nah, you ain't pissed me off, just somethings we disagree about but as I said - always respectfully.