Tuesday, August 28, 2012

III Thoughts (again)

For those that commented on my III Thoughts post yesterday, concerned about snitches or federal agents contacting me, I appreciate your concern but I am not a fucking amateur.
We'll meet, have a sody pop and some bacon, and talk a little. Get to know each other, feel each other out. That's all.
Then I'm coming home and running more fucking background checks on you than the cops will. I do not give a flying fuck about past transgressions (unless it's a sex crime) with the law or the fact that you filed bankruptcy or that you're behind in your child support, I just want to verify that you are who you say you are and I fully expect and want you to do the same thing on me. Blind trust is a foolish thing. If you are who you say you are, then you won't object to a background check of your public information.
After we're both satisfied that we are who we say we are, then we can build a working relationship.

6 comments:

hiswiserangel said...

"Get to know each other, feel each other out. That's all."

Glad you didn't say "feel each other up", then again I might travel to Kalifornia for that...

angrymike said...

Back ground check you? Now that might be interesting .......Or at least good for a few laughs, I know if you did one on me, you have at least one good laugh............Or ten.......°_°

WiscoDave said...

Guess you found out I'm pretty damn boring...

Anonymous said...

Me too.
Leslie

Brian in Florida said...

WOW that would be fun finding out what is in my "check out". I think you have my info. Give it a whirl and let me know if there are gaps.

Erinyes said...

Ditto what Brian said. My better half's sister did one of those $40.00 background checks on me. I told the stupid bitch that for the forty bucks I'd have told her all the hair-raising shit about me that DOESN'T appear in any publicly available information.