Thursday, October 04, 2012

Fucking nanny state

Lisa's aunt, who had just moved out here from Tennesse got her first California ticket from Ceres PD for - get this - smoking in her own vehicle with a minor child present. No shit, she got a fucking ticket for smoking a cigarette in her own vehicle. You want to hear the clincher? The cigarette wasn't even lit.

13 comments:

Devil Tong said...

I can tell you're "PISSED", you didn't even bother proof reading you're lede before posting. And for good reason I might add. Commie bastards, its only going to get worse, the more we put up with their shit.

Craig M. said...

Did ya ever think of packin' up and moving to Texas, I know I'm thinking about it.

Toejam said...

I got a ticket in Florida years ago for getting a Blow Job from my girlfriend, Lucy.

I didn't think it was illegal for 2 consenting adults to have sex.

OK, I was pulled over on the shoulder of Interstate 75 near Sarasota, but shit I had my 4-way flashers on.

I even offered the trooper sloppy seconds from Lucy, but that didn't help.

CharlieDelta said...

Fuck I can't wait to get out of this liberal mecca...

Tim said...

I just got stopped in my 10 year old car for not having a front license plate.

So I ask the shithead, "I've had this car for 80,000 miles why is today the day I get pulled over for not having a front plate?"

peckerface (I believe this is a direct quote): "I'm an asshole, but not all cops are."

angrymike said...

That's what happens when ppl move from a normal state to a insane state, get out of there Kenny, before its to late.........

Robert Fowler said...

Kommifornia

Paladin said...

How can it be smoking if it's not even lit? Might as well have gotten the ticket for having a pack in their pocket... possession with intent to smoke, I suppose.

wirecutter said...

That's what I'm saying, Paladin. Not only is it an infringement on our Liberties but it's open to interpetation and that's never a good thing where the law is concerned. Innocent people get convicted and criminals are set free.

Stu said...

Pre-Crime is here (Or there as it is actually) RUN KENNY RUN!

Go East young man Go East, just not very far.

Ironmonkey said...

I wonder what they'd have made of my mum. She was a nervous driver, so got me to light her cigs for her. I was about 7. No coincidence I was smoking at 9.
We can't smoke whatsoever here, if the vehicle is company owned. Even if you're self employed, and only you ever get in it. It's bullshit, all these laws, either ban smoking altogether or shut the fuck up about it.

Jeff said...

I guess i ain't never going back to Cali...I'd have parlayed that ticket into assault on an ossifer and eluding police...all on the evening news....fuck the fuckin fuckers.

RichardR said...

By the way, don't get caught waking up in the morning; there's a "law" against that.