Saturday, December 29, 2012

Please leave. PLEASE.

Found this article by that despicable piece of shit Piers Morgan and laughed my way through it, amazed that a supposedly educated man can ramble on about something he knows absolutely nothing about - guns and our Constitution.
Oh, at one point about halfway through he claims he knows about guns because of his relative's credentials but he starts off the article saying he's only fired guns once in his life - 'Magnum 45s' and such. That's like me saying because I changed my own oil once and my brother's a mechanic I know all about auto mechanics.
Anyways, I'm giving you the first paragraph and the last two. I strongly suggest you have a couple of good stiff drinks or smoke a joint and be prepared to laugh your ass off at this idiot's bullshit.
The rest you can read for yourself HERE

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I have fired guns only once in my life, on a stag party to the Czech capital Prague a few years ago when part of the itinerary included a trip to an indoor shooting range. For three hours, our group were let loose on everything from Magnum 45 handguns and Glock pistols, to high-powered ‘sniper’ rifles and pump-action shotguns.

Blah blah blah.......
 
In conclusion, I can spare those Americans who want me deported a lot of effort by saying this: If you don’t change your gun laws to at least try to stop this relentless tidal wave of murderous carnage, then you don’t have to worry about deporting me.
Although I love the country as a second home and one that has treated me incredibly well, I would, as a concerned parent first – and latterly, of a one-year-old daughter who may attend an American elementary school like Sandy Hook in three years’ time – seriously consider deporting myself.

10 comments:

Robert Fowler said...

And don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out.

Steve in Delray said...

GTFO.

Edward Teach said...

...and DON'T come to Canada!

Robert Fowler said...

Actually, he should stay. He's one of the best tools we gun owners have. Every time he opens his yap, sales go up.

His ranting and name calling shows the people just how loony the liberal gun haters really are.

drjim said...

Steve beat me to it....

tiwimon said...

Yep - GTFO, liberal socialist jackazz.

Am I the only one that cringed when I read he had procreated? He has a precious little crotch fruit running around. Someone actually wanted a child with his genes? God help us all

/Is that wrong of me to think that? Bah, who am I kidding - if they don't have any consideration its time to let civility go...

Anonymous said...

This is one self aggrandizing mother fucker. Like we give a flying fuck what he think`s .When he leaves he can take the rest of these obama cocksucker`s with him.

Anonymous said...

That loud-mouthed shit-stain makes me ashamed to be British.

Anonymous said...

Hate to say this, but he's right, we need to change all 20,000+ "gun" laws and restore the 2nd Amendment as the ONLY "gun" law in the USA!

Cruachan!
Highlander

hiswiserangel said...

I am offering my services to help pack and ship his belonging to any socialist, backwater dump he chooses. I'll even make sure to double wrap his expensive china.