Friday, March 29, 2013

Nuke DC, LA and Austin? Go right on ahead, Kimmy.

North Korea plan to attack US mainland revealed in photographs

North Korea has revealed its plans to strike targets in Hawaii and the continental United States in photos taken in Kim Jong-un's military command centre.

The photos appeared in the state-run Rodong newspaper and were apparently taken at an "emergency meeting" early on Friday morning. They show Kim signing the order for North Korea's strategic rocket forces to be on standby to fire at US targets, the paper said, with large-scale maps and diagrams in the background.
The images show a chart marked "US mainland strike plan" and missile trajectories that the NK News web site estimates terminate in Hawaii, Washington DC, Los Angeles and Austin, Texas.


Hawaii, Washington DC, Los Angeles and Austin - all liberal strongholds. This young fella is apparently not as stupid as I originally thought.
Somebody does need to design some new lids for his staff, though. The ones they're wearing look kinda sorta silly.


hiswiserangel said...

Do they need coordinates for Austin? Dallas? Houston? Tri-fecta.

Craig M. said...

Are you sure he didn't just have a copy of Red Dawn on his desk?

c w swanson said...

"Dear Leader" better be careful, Obama might issue a strongly worded letter in response to his plans to attack us.

rpm2day said...

The Samsung factory in Austin is supposedly on the list.

dhanna59 said...

WC, yeah they are really ridiculous! Absurd actually...Also have you noticed all the uniform variations and all ribbons these clowns wear? No actual combat since 53. Must be all their PCS awards, Hah!!

timbo said...

"Kinda sorta silly"?
They are effin hilarious!

Nothing better than stupid people not knowing how stupid they look or are!

And yes Dhannha, the ribbons are absurd!

I enjoy the staged pics of the young one looking at shit like he actually knows something. With all the admiring generals looking on in admiration.

Anonymous said...

This would be a grand show, if only our own Majic Mulatto had a backbone to stand up to those piss ants. He will have "Hinze" Kerry come up with more sanctions.

skidmark said...

Doing the math is the easy part. Avtually having the machinery to throw something all 'spoldey that far, let alone stuff that makes mushroom clouds, is a whoe 'nother thing.

I'm thinking those trajectories are really flight plans for when the Norks find out the truth about Soylent Green. (Aint no other way the ruling class is getting enough protien to get that fat.)

stay safe.

Wrench said...

Oh man, Obama has to send Dennis Rodman over there to calm things... or better yet, go over there himself and shoot some hoops with the little general dude.

fht451 said...

They kinda sorta look like bathroom plungers LOL (or shit heads)

Anonymous said...

Hey, at least their crazy bastard knows where his War Room is! regards, Alemaster

Anonymous said...

That will be one way to keep Austin weird.

Bill H

Wrench said...

I examined the picture again. The little fat dictator dude is trying to figure out his March Madness brackets. He and Obama have a little wager going on... little man wins and he gets a nuke war. Obama wins, he gets gun confiscation and crowned king of the world.

Ofay Cat said...

This is what happens when kids don't get to play violent video games.. they do it for real.

Please Kimmie, nuke Hawaii when Obama is there playing golf with his commie pals.

Ofay Cat said...

Check out those hats .. I'll bet you could make a lot of money selling those lids to the niggas in the ghettos of America. They love that sort of shit. Those are hats what are hats.

Cheesy said...

Don't make fun of those hats, they're important.
Without them those guys would be only 4 feet tall.