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Wednesday, September 16, 2020

Wednesday gifdump

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  1. #3 Damn what a beautiful dog. Angels without wings.

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    1. Yea, #3 for the win today.

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    2. #6 is why they're called "spooks."

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    3. Why, that's downright racist of you, Goldenfoxx.
      Heh.

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  2. Dogs: I owned a construction company, I also owned two really big rottweilers who always came to work with me, I was crunching accounts receivables on the computer and today was my cutoff, they had to go out today. My back was to the door and it was intense. Those damn dogs started acting up, growling, snarling, barking and I tried to ignore them to get the billing done. After about 10 minutes I turned around to yell at the dogs and damned if they didn't have a guy pinned in the corner across the room. I hadn't heard a peep out of this guy. Well, it turns out that he had a fist full of pens with little flags that said "Please buy a pen, I am a deaf mute". Fuck. Those damn dogs had been slavering at that guy for a full 10 minutes. I bought every pen the guy had, apologized endlessly and offered him a ride if he needed it. Nope, he just wanted gone. Never saw him again in that neighborhood.
    PS: Rottweilers are better than cops or guns if you have a bunch of stoners whining about their checks on payday, they always seem to forget about their draws they took mid cycle. Once I got those Rotts the threats and bullshit just stopped. Completely stopped. I love Rotts, owned them since the 80"s. Great great dogs.

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    1. I'm sorry, but I'm laughing my ass off at your story.

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    2. Wirecutter it's like an asshole jack story. great stories!

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    3. Our family got its 1st German Shepherd after many years. No casual thefts in our yard. One trapped meter man. No injuries and never happened again Paul J

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  3. WTF is going on in #1? Talk about caster/camber!

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    1. Odds are it was a competition low rider and the hydraulics/suspension failed during a stunt. Dragging the front wheel drive vehicle back to the pits so that it does not interfere with competition is good form. Plus, it saves time trying to fix it before the next heat.

      As competition goes, I do not find "low rider" intetesting. Objectively, it is technically challenging.

      For example:

      https://www.lowrider.com/events/1110-lrmp-2011-lowrider-tour-phoenix-hop-competition/
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      If you want more interesting auto racing... IMSA had the 6 hours of Road Atlanta (Michelin Raceway) last weekend.

      https://www.youtube.com/user/UnitedSportsCar

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  4. #3 is the coolest dog ever! Next to mine of course!

    Steve L.

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  5. #10. Plandimic toilet paper holder.

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  6. #1 - now there's some seriously stupid shit.
    #2 vs #7 - pick a winner.
    #6 - that's some world-class gurning there.
    #8 - the first rule of secret gun cases is you don't talk about secret gun cases.

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  7. #2 - that puppy speaks fluent cat.

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  8. #5 - My dog does that with the biscuits on top of the fridge.

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  9. #9 when Darwin meets Newton, the last words are often: "hey, watch this".

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  10. #1- Winner of the annual Sensible Prize, for best artwork illustrating absurdity.

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  11. I hope#4 makes an insane wage for what he does. I used to think I was a bad ass because I could walk 3 story walls backwards marking layout for roof systems when most did it on the seat of their ass. Mad props this guy.

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  12. #2 looks like that puppy has been taking lessons from the cat with payback.

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