In his new book, The Promised Land, the former president explains how he was once going to the beach with their daughter Sasha and Michelle refused to go.
He said that she vowed, as first lady, to never be captured on film in a bathing suit.
-WiscoDave
Yeah "He" didn't want it know he had a bigger package than Barry.
ReplyDeleteIt's hard to hide a bulge in a bikini
ReplyDeleteThere's not enough eye bleach in the world. Yes, we are eternally grateful.
ReplyDeleteIt’s possible no suit known to man could “capture” her.
ReplyDeletePaul J
You can't hide a 'package' in a swim suit bottom....
ReplyDeleteThank God!!!! I would not want to see her penis at the beach
ReplyDeleteLook. I'm not saying that Michelle Obama is Michael Jordan but have we ever seen them together in the same room?
ReplyDeleteWell, that seems far-fetched to me. Jordan doesn't run his mouth as much as The Mooch. But substitute in LeBron James, then you might be on to something.
DeleteEver seen Michelle and Chewbacca in the same room?
Delete"never be captured on film in a bathing suit". Thank God for that.
ReplyDeleteThank you Lord for not showing me Oblama's dude in a bathing suit.
ReplyDeleteIt's because of the punishment, isn't it?
ReplyDeleteSteve in Ky
Cause her dick would show.
ReplyDeleteThat's because she has a dick.....
ReplyDeleteI think she's an unattractive broad, but she has had a child; so what's with the dick snarks?
ReplyDeleteHas she?
DeleteSo you KNOW that the child is his?
DeleteGoofball John, The two kids are rented. Both obama's are men who fuck men. They don't "make" children. Have you been under a rock all this time?
DeleteNo links on Genealogy sites, no pictures of Big Mike preggers. So, using democrat logic he's a she alright. Even when Big Mike sashays down the beach with nuts hanging out the left is going to claim it's a female.
DeleteI really DGAF
ReplyDeleteOh fuckin' spare me...
ReplyDeleteThat's one hell of an accomplishment, there Blackie Onassis. Meanwhile, we've had four years of a truly hot FLOTUS, and not a kind word one from the press.
This sums it up for me: https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fpics.onsizzle.com%2Fprincess-of-spain-firt-lady-of-france-and-michell-obama-2927094.png&f=1&nofb=1
They have two kids actually. But there is not a single picture of her pregnant, anywhere. Plus enough pictures of her in clothes that look like she is sporting a "package"
ReplyDeleteThey claim to have two daughters, but you have better odds of winning Powerball than you have of seeing a genetic test showing the girls are the children of Barry and Mike.
DeleteOf course the media followed the 'President's children are off limits' rule when he was in office and conveniently ignore them now.
Thank You, Micheal. Now, Just need to apply more bleach, after 10 years worth...
DeleteWhy will you two not just go away? (oh, yeah, frauds not yet banked...)
QHM
Too bad the sorry racist bitch did not vow not to appear in public not wearing a burqa. Barry should have made the same vow. Now they need to vow to sit down and shut the fuck up until the heat-death of the universe.
DeleteShe has a fucking dick!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI can understand Michael's reluctance to wear even a bathing suit, it would be uncomfortable for him to hide his dick. Thanks Michael for sparing the public from seeing you in a way that we'll never forget.
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