A Pakistani dies and goes to Heaven. He knocks on the Pearly Gates and St. Peter opens them. "Yes?" asks St. Peter. "I am here for Jesus", says the Pakistani. St Peter turns around and shouts, "Jesus, your taxi's here!"
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damn that is good!!!
ReplyDeleteMaybe I shouldn't have laughed, but I'm drunk, so yeah it was funny!!!
ReplyDeleteI thought it was funny when I was sober a couple of days ago!
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