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Saturday, September 05, 2009

I may be pregnant

I have had an almost uncontrollable craving for tomatoes and mayonnaise lately.
I've always liked tomatoes and mayonnaise but this is starting to get out of hand. My diet lately has been almost exclusively sandwiches with mayo slopped on and pizza, with sliced tomatoes mixed in.
God help me, I've even considered soiling my bacon sandwiches with tomatoes and mayonnaise.
Does anybody know of a support group?

Gotta be California (again)


Never turn your back


CAMEL TOE!!!!!!!!


One for YOLO


Thanks for the warning


Lookin' good, Ladies.


Damn, I bet that hurts!


Andy! You're back!!

You and Tattoo Jim dropped out of sight about the same time.
Do me a favor and wake his ass up. I miss his comments too.

Friday, September 04, 2009

A thought

I assume that many of you have our Flag displayed either in or outside of your home.
But how many of you walk past it every morning and salute it, thank God for it, or even think of the American blood that was shed for that flag?
Do that for me tomorrow, will you?
The first man that died for our Country and the last man killed in Afghanistan or Iraq deserve that much.

Thursday, September 03, 2009

FUCK YOU, OBAMA

I just had to say it.

Exactly!!!!!!


Thanks again, Tex.
I'm seriously tired of the media worshipping that baby-raping, punk-ass, wannabe white-boy bitch.

Shit somewhere else, bitch

If you voted for Obama in the last election, you can’t take a dump here. Your asshole is in Washington.
-Men’s room Outback Steakhouse, Tacoma, Washington

-Yolo

Thanks, Tex. I think.


My long-lost son


Fuck Yolo, I'm still laughing!

Naw, this ain't my handiwork


I rolled up on Roger and LT today at work and LT says "Hey, I meant to ask you. Is that Barbie thing outside the gate yours?"
I didn't know what he was talking about, so naturally I denied it. Lie, Deny and Demand Evidence - that's my motto.
Then Roger said that he'd seen it too and described it, saying that he thought it was my doing too.
When I left work today I was looking for it, then saw LT's car about 100 yards down the road with him pointing at it, so I jammed up and checked it out.
After I took a picture and got on my way, LT called and asked "Are you lying to me? You didn't do this? Because it sure looks like something you'd come up with, you twisted, warped motherfucker."
Sorry LT, I wish I could take credit but I can't.

Yesterday's Fuck You Obama post

Okay, I've been thinking on this shit all day long. Did I over-react? Am I wrong to think the way that I did?
Fuck no and hell no.
To me, when you offer/accept food from somebody or sit down to eat with them, it shows trust. That's the way I was brought up. Right or wrong, that's the way I am.
I have friends that I've known for years that I have never eaten with. Not that I wouldn't with some of them, but the opportunity has never arisen. And as a rule, I will not eat with or accept/offer food to somebody I don't know very well. The ONLY exception to that is when I met Lula and Hubbs (hers, not mine. I ain't that way) in Bodie and they graciously fed me. But for some reason, after only a few minutes, I felt like I've known and trusted them forever. Plus they gave me free beer.
Okay. For Obama to sit and eat with our Nation's enemies is completely unacceptable. You DO NOT accept nourishment from those that want to destroy you. Period. You tell them to go get fucked, turn your back and take your shit down the road.

Wednesday, September 02, 2009

Damn, Yolo. That hurts.


That's California for you


-Yolo

FUCK YOU, OBAMA

WASHINGTON – President Barack Obama on Tuesday praised American Muslims for enriching the nation's culture at a dinner to celebrate the Islamic holy month of Ramadan.
"The contribution of Muslims to the United States are too long to catalog because Muslims are so interwoven into the fabric of our communities and our country," Obama said at the iftar, the dinner that breaks the holiday's daily fast.
The president joined Cabinet secretaries, members of the diplomatic corps and lawmakers to pay tribute to what he called "a great religion and its commitment to justice and progress."

Justice and Progress? Are you fucking kidding me? We're a week away from the anniversary of the deadliest attack on Americans on American soil, and you call the religion of every one of the terrorists a great religion????? And you sit down to break bread with them? And you honor one of their holidays? I'm surprised you're not on your knees sucking their fucking dicks.
Kiss my ass, you fucking traitor!