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Friday, February 01, 2013

My annual non-offensive-to-anybody post


If anybody's offended by this post they can kiss my motherfucking ass.

11 comments:

  1. D'oh! You just lost all of your Crazy Cat Lady readership.

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  2. Fuck those crazy cat ladies. They smell like cat piss anyways.
    They do provide a target-rich environment though.

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  3. Jeez Wirecutter, you're going to mush!

    Awww, what a cute puppy. :)

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  4. That poor stick!!

    You monster!!!

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  5. You know you are going to piss off all the tree huggers with this photo. Harming a tree by breaking off a green stick so the dog can chew and mutilate it will just send them over the edge. Better put on your Rambo pants and prepare for the onslaught of hate mail.

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  6. I really cannot understand how anyone would or could object to a puppy post.

    Bob
    III

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  7. I am contemplating a future as a CCL, you want to rethink that position? ;-)

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  8. Don't you know that the word "owner" is offensive? You can't OWN a living creature. You are only allowed to say "caretaker".

    At least this is the rant that I have heard more than once. Fuck that, I own my dog. If I didn't, she would take alpha and kill the entire family.

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  9. There are some of those animal-rights PETAphiles that would be offended at the thought that a dog would have an "owner". Which is pretty fucking retarded for anyone whose IQ exceeds single-digits.

    Besides the facts that we're talking about an animal whose entire existence is completely dependent upon somebody else's efforts to obtain food and shelter; that can't communicate; and that makes no useful contribution to society as a whole. The other one is a cute little dog.

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