#3 wouldn't upset me a bit. She'd actually be a pretty cheap date, because right then and there I'd know not to waste any more time or money on that one.
If standing up, you can't "pull" your pants and underwear all the way down. You can pull your pants and underwear up, but you can only "push" your pants and underwear down. Also, whoever wrote that caption was not Army. All soldiers know, only sailors and women wear pants. Soldiers wear trousers.
#14: No, you're not.
ReplyDeletenot by as long shot
DeleteBullshit is a swear word? Who knew?
ReplyDeleteAnd number one for the win.
ReplyDelete#1. How many days did this one earn you?
ReplyDeleteNone so far. I posted it day before yesterday.
Delete#3 wouldn't upset me a bit. She'd actually be a pretty cheap date, because right then and there I'd know not to waste any more time or money on that one.
ReplyDelete15 might get you with all the "bullshit"
ReplyDelete#4- That ponytail is 8"???
ReplyDeleteI'm in worse shape than I thought.
LMAO. My thoughts exactly
DeleteMy six inches just shrank to four!
DeleteIT'S NOT FAIR!!!
Good shit. Happy fourth.
ReplyDeleteIf standing up, you can't "pull" your pants and underwear all the way down. You can pull your pants and underwear up, but you can only "push" your pants and underwear down. Also, whoever wrote that caption was not Army. All soldiers know, only sailors and women wear pants. Soldiers wear trousers.
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