By remarkable coincidence - or perhaps not so remarkable when the real epidemic is gullible stupidity - I just posted a mask meme: http://jeffersonian.name/blog2007.html#6222
A few years ago while deer hunting I drove down to a mountain stop and rob to get a microwave burrito and some stale coffee for lunch. It had started snowing pretty good and when I left the store a lady was busy putting tire chains on rear of her Honda Civic. I piped up that my wife had that same year and model and I believe it's front wheel drive. Her-"I think I know my own car, pal!" "Ok, have a nice drive." I was going to stay and watch the fun but she was taking so long I risked running out of daylight.
I might know her sister. I chanced upon a woman who was stuck with her horse behind a locked gate. Since I didn't have a key the only thing I could do to help her was to take the gate off it's hinges. The crescent wrench I had on the quad with me was on the small side, so I had to struggle a bit to get the one hinge loose. I'd already had enough of her attitude at that point, and when she snarkily said "Are you sure you're turning the right way?" I stared at her and said "Lady, I KNOW which way to turn a wrench". I should have left her stuck behind the gate, but unfortunately I'm too nice a guy.
So here's the thing. At least she didn't hit anything. But my concern is that someone started recording this. That means it was going on BEFORE we get the video. How many times had she tried off camera before the camera started rolling?
A friend of mine posted this to face book the other day and commented "lol, is she blonde?". I then pointed out to my friend that her hair was the same color as the girl in the video. Fortunately, she's a good sport!
I've never done anything quite *that* stupid (...at least not more than once.) But I've always said that if there was such a thing as a "stupid jail", we would all be ex cons.
I bet she just got the new car and was a little confused, it happens, guy with the phone should have offered to help her. Remember the days when the gas filler was always on the right side or behind the license plate. You could always go in an orderly line to get a fill up.
I drive two different cars. One has the gas fill on the passenger side, one has it on the driver's side. If I'm thinking about something else when I pull up and forget which car I'm in, I've done this. But not over and over, again. My guess is she has some sort of learning disability. Sort of like dyslexia, but she gets confused with right and left differentiations. It makes orienting to North and South difficult also.
Probably staged... I'm not sure how someone that confused could remember which pedal did what in the car. If she is that dumb, and as nice as she is dumb... could be a lot of fun, though. Pretty damn hot. You'd just have to make sure you did *everything* for her. -Just A Chemist
Still bustin a gut laughing. Would like to know who, where, what and when.
ReplyDeleteI'd prefer to just think of it as a joke Bear. Too sad any other way.
DeleteShe will be announcing her campaign for State Senator in the coming days.
ReplyDeleteThat had to be staged. There is no one that dumb. Not even a blonde.
ReplyDeleteYour optimism is an inspiration.
DeleteYeah, seriously. She would have walked off a cliff by now if she was really that dumb.
DeleteI would give her an A for effort. I also might have been a little more forward on helping but that is just the Boy Scout in me
ReplyDeleteSo why did the blonde girl dye her hair red?
ReplyDeleteTHAT is your BLM MOMENT of the Day !
ReplyDeleteAnthony
His final words, "I'm going to go tell her congratulations."...and get her phone number.
ReplyDeleteWonder what she is breathing under the mask, brain dead.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure that she has a very nice job, and that she was hired for her brains...
ReplyDeleteMaybe if she had removed that stupid mask, she would have gotten more oxygen to her brain...
ReplyDeleteBy remarkable coincidence - or perhaps not so remarkable when the real epidemic is gullible stupidity - I just posted a mask meme:
Deletehttp://jeffersonian.name/blog2007.html#6222
A few years ago while deer hunting I drove down to a mountain stop and rob to get a microwave burrito and some stale coffee for lunch. It had started snowing pretty good and when I left the store a lady was busy putting tire chains on rear of her Honda Civic. I piped up that my wife had that same year and model and I believe it's front wheel drive.
ReplyDeleteHer-"I think I know my own car, pal!"
"Ok, have a nice drive."
I was going to stay and watch the fun but she was taking so long I risked running out of daylight.
I might know her sister. I chanced upon a woman who was stuck with her horse behind a locked gate. Since I didn't have a key the only thing I could do to help her was to take the gate off it's hinges. The crescent wrench I had on the quad with me was on the small side, so I had to struggle a bit to get the one hinge loose. I'd already had enough of her attitude at that point, and when she snarkily said "Are you sure you're turning the right way?" I stared at her and said "Lady, I KNOW which way to turn a wrench".
DeleteI should have left her stuck behind the gate, but unfortunately I'm too nice a guy.
I'be had supervisors like that!
DeleteThese people walk among us, vote and can buy power tools with no questions asked.
ReplyDeleteSpoken like a true, initiated, Senior Chief - Thank you
DeleteNo doubt a democrat!
DeleteAnd that's why there aren't more women in STEM fields.
ReplyDeleteAnd she will breed.
ReplyDeleteThink about it: Her vote will cancel out yours next election.
ReplyDeleteThats a weed smoker right there. Bet she got some good puddin tang tho. Most brain dead ones do.
ReplyDeleteSo here's the thing. At least she didn't hit anything. But my concern is that someone started recording this. That means it was going on BEFORE we get the video. How many times had she tried off camera before the camera started rolling?
ReplyDeleteI always like to help but would not have in this case. Best thing that could happen for all is for her to run out of gas.
ReplyDeleteThis one's not even a blonde. But there is hope There's a vid at YouTube of a blonde babe trying to gas up a Tesla.
ReplyDeleteA friend of mine posted this to face book the other day and commented "lol, is she blonde?". I then pointed out to my friend that her hair was the same color as the girl in the video. Fortunately, she's a good sport!
ReplyDeleteHow the hell did she pass a driving test to get a license?
ReplyDeleteProbably has a degree long as my leg? 6'1" YA JUST CANT FIX STUPID!
ReplyDeleteAND this MORON can vote?
ReplyDeleteThe bad part is that she is going to bang out several kids who are going to have more kids which will drop our national IQ below Equitorial Guinea.
ReplyDeleteIDIOCRACY here we come!!!
Deletelil jack
The guy stated that when the video started she was on her second try.
ReplyDeleteI've never done anything quite *that* stupid (...at least not more than once.) But I've always said that if there was such a thing as a "stupid jail", we would all be ex cons.
ReplyDeleteI'd be a Career Criminal.
DeletePS: Kenny you were right. This was too good to wait for Sunday.
ReplyDeletenice butt, though
ReplyDeleteI always hate it when I forget which side the cap is on. Too bad I'm not smart enough to check the icon on the dash.
ReplyDeleteThat was better than the girl who was trying to find the gas tank on the Tesla.
ReplyDeleteThis is one more example of why women should not be allowed to vote
ReplyDeleteI bet she just got the new car and was a little confused, it happens, guy with the phone should have offered to help her. Remember the days when the gas filler was always on the right side or behind the license plate. You could always go in an orderly line to get a fill up.
ReplyDeleteI drive two different cars. One has the gas fill on the passenger side, one has it on the driver's side. If I'm thinking about something else when I pull up and forget which car I'm in, I've done this. But not over and over, again. My guess is she has some sort of learning disability. Sort of like dyslexia, but she gets confused with right and left differentiations. It makes orienting to North and South difficult also.
DeleteProbably staged... I'm not sure how someone that confused could remember which pedal did what in the car. If she is that dumb, and as nice as she is dumb... could be a lot of fun, though. Pretty damn hot. You'd just have to make sure you did *everything* for her.
ReplyDelete-Just A Chemist
$150000 liberal arts degree from Yale.
ReplyDeleteHell no! It was gender studies!
DeleteI had a Chinese doctor who was that dumb one time. Graduated from the very best medical school.
DeleteI could watch someone do that for hours.
ReplyDeleteThat's bad, but check out this polesmoker.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtfUDhdAo40&feature=share
I would guess on tampon day she is always an hour late to work.
ReplyDeleteLiberals....
ReplyDeleteI just shit myself laughing!
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