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*****
Everybody loves to fuck with lawyers but I gotta tell you, every time I've needed one, I've hired the best that I couldn't afford and was damned grateful I did.
When I was going through my divorce, I hired a high priced lawyer that cost me $15k while my ex hired a cheap one. She filed a bullshit restraining order against me and by the time Leslie got finished with her in court, the judge laughed her out of the courtroom - literally.
Yeah, I lost half my pension in the divorce but I kept my house and walked away without having to pay alimony which is almost unheard of in California with a 16 year marriage.
An added bonus - my attorney was a hottie.
