Comrades, if you survive hurricane Laura, Louisiana Governor John Bel Edwards wants to remind you that any rescue, relief and recovery efforts will require your agreement to continue participation in the phase-2 COVID rules and regulations.
If you need to be rescued by the Coast Guard remember to stay 6 feet away from any rescue personnel and if you cannot hear the instructions because of the mandatory mask, well, tough. Masks are apparently required when entering any boat or rescue operation.
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-WiscoDave
Since when did this despot son-of-a-bitch state governor get authority over the USCG?
ReplyDelete"remember to stay 6 feet away from any rescue personnel ... Masks are apparently required when entering any boat or rescue operation."
ReplyDeleteSo I guess that means if you get rescued and don't have a mask they tow you behind the rescue boat to dry ground?
THESE ARE THE PEOPLE THAT ARE ELECTED TO PUBLIC OFFICE.
Not two brain cells to rub together between the lot of them.
Nemo
P.S. don't forget to surrender all weapons before rescue. It's for your safety.
Governor? What Governor! We don't have a Governor who serves the citizens of Louisiana!!!
ReplyDeleteI wish we did!
We have a well-spoken, very nice, kind, and very considerate puppet of the Democratic Party, his Campaign Contributors, and his Political Handlers!!
Anyone can destroy a State's Economy, but it takes true Leadership to create jobs expand business, and foster a State towards greater success.
He and his dam Mask obsession! I wish he'd get over it.
Nice man, but obviously inadequate to the task at hand!
Damn man what part of da boot you at ?
DeleteMe I'm down below Thibodeaux
about 15 miles or so
JD
Is 'hypochondriac' a mental illness?
ReplyDeleteIsn't the Edwards family kinda like royalty in Louisiana? Maybe they need to be thinned out some.
ReplyDeleteNo they aren't, they are good for nothing demokraps that trash voters occasionally sneak into office.
DeleteJD