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Friday, September 25, 2020

Friday gifdump Part II

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  1. Some good ones there Ken, but #8 takes the cake!!! grayman

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  2. ducks. they decide to go somewhere and they will.

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    1. I was on my motorcycle charging down the highway and thought I was coming to a piece of tire- retread. Wait! It is moving. A snake? I started to slow down but too late. By the time I was within 20 yards or so I saw that it was a moma duck leading her ducklings across the road. To late. As I just about hit the end of the duckling line they all jumped together, RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY WHEEL. The stupid things piled up right in front of my wheel (except mama, she was gone). Instead of hitting and killing one or two, I think that I got them all. Bummed me out for a while.

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  3. #5 reminded me of the trick where you balance a treat on the dogs nose, and they stay nicely to you give the signal, at which point...

    #9 is smart. If your going to fall, fall into the water. I see all these post jumping idiots and wonder how many bones they've broken, and how log it'll be before they break their head. You can die just from falling over if you're unlucky, and a six foot fall is often fatal. That right there is *the* reason for helmets. It's not for crashing into things, it's the simple "I fell over" which can an regularly does kill.

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  4. #10 Saw this on a busy almost downtown four-lane (no divider) busy street in Athens, Georgia a while back. Everyone stopped while the little train crossed. I thought that was pretty good because when we moved here I was telling my son how the people in Maryville, Tennessee where we had moved from would stop in shopping centers to let you cross. My son, who had spent way too much time at UGA, said, "Don't try that here."

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  5. #2: How to make a hummingbird hate you.

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  6. #3 - It's a bit large for a key chain though...

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  7. #6, I remember way back in the late 70's and early 80's, there was a show on television, called Real People. The only host I remember was Sarah Purcell. The found all kinds of unique people who could do unusual things. One of the things that a guy could do was this drain a mug of beer even faster than the guy shown here. He would just tip his head back, and pour the beer down the hatch as fast as he could, no swallowing, just tip back and drain it down.
    They showed him doing it several times, and before the television spot was over, he was drunk and having a great time. Strange the things that stick in your mind, when I cannot even remember what I walked into the kitchen for, half the time.

    pigpen51

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  8. #3: Medieval dildo has more than one use.

    #8: Another bitch has PMS.

    #9: Close, but no cigar.

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