We have very nice bike lanes where I live. I came around a bend on a two lane rd. the speed limit 25 mph. There was a guy in the middle of the right lane on a bike. One of those couple thousand dollar jobs and his clothes must a been around a thousand bucks too. No traffic and I started moving to the left lane. He turned his head, raised his chin and spit a big gob. I immediately hit and held my windshield washers and cruised beside him for a spell. He eventually bumped the curb with his front tire and got the bike stopped, unfortunately, without falling over. Ya wanna fuck around? I'll fuck around. I can spit too.
You sound like the reason I avoid traffic as much as possible when I ride. Fortunately here in the Ozarks, when I do have to be on a road, I hug the right and every car or truck has given me wide berth.
It's also why you try and anticipate other driver's problems and react accordingly (before the problem hits). I'd hate to have to drive through that debris field.
I took perverse pleasure in watching #3 for almost 20 minutes.
ReplyDeleteWe have very nice bike lanes where I live. I came around a bend on a two lane rd. the speed limit 25 mph. There was a guy in the middle of the right lane on a bike. One of those couple thousand dollar jobs and his clothes must a been around a thousand bucks too. No traffic and I started moving to the left lane. He turned his head, raised his chin and spit a big gob. I immediately hit and held my windshield washers and cruised beside him for a spell. He eventually bumped the curb with his front tire and got the bike stopped, unfortunately, without falling over. Ya wanna fuck around? I'll fuck around. I can spit too.
DeleteYeah - car's turn signals were on...
DeleteEven if the car's turn signals wasn't on, you don't pass on the right.
DeleteYou sound like the reason I avoid traffic as much as possible when I ride. Fortunately here in the Ozarks, when I do have to be on a road, I hug the right and every car or truck has given me wide berth.
Delete#3, Pure stupidity.
ReplyDeleteHard to decide if #6 or #10 is the best Monday example on the list.
ReplyDelete#7 - Quite the stutter.
ReplyDeleteOne of your best collections yet, Wirecutter.
ReplyDelete#2 I could watch that all day.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvtkGYuzOyo
#1 that's why you stay off the parkway.
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It's also why you try and anticipate other driver's problems and react accordingly (before the problem hits). I'd hate to have to drive through that debris field.
Delete#10. Love it. Dolphins rock. Move bitch get out da way get out the way bitch.......
ReplyDelete#10 for the win. Dolphin did that just for the pure enjoyment of knocking that guy off his board.
ReplyDeleteUnderwater they are are slapping fins !!
Delete#10 he just wanted some attention, that is a Mastiff they are big baby's
ReplyDeleteWe need to be eating more dolphin. Their meat is wonderful.
Delete#2 that was a weeks ration in the Russian Army.
ReplyDelete#9 - a beautiful English Mastiff (I've owned 4 thus far) and he just was happy to see a person and just wanted to say hello!
ReplyDelete#10: GTFO my ocean, hooman!
ReplyDelete#10 he did that on porpoise
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