Australian magpie. They are territorial during mating season, and are renowned for "swooping" on any passer-by that gets too close. Being a meat-eater with a large, sharp, and VERY hard beak, it can be a terrifying (and sometimes painful) lesson to not get too close.
#4 - I did something similar with my two girls. We had a plain stroller (nothing fancy like today's Cadillac strollers) with a back seat that was an add on later. I was in Macy's with the 2 year old in the back seat and the baby in the front. The two yo decided she wanted to take a bite of the baby's ear. Baby started screaming, I picked up baby to comfort her without thinking about the weight of older child and diaper bag hanging off the stroller handle. Stroller immediately fell backwards and 2 yo was then screaming a duet with baby. Good times! Everyone survived!
#2. A steer in a corral nailed 12yr old me in the back so I face planted in a fresh cowpie, I was pycho pissed, grabbed a 4ft chunk of 2x4 and whacked that steer as hard as I could across the forehead. I barely got over the top rail as that pissed off steer was chasing me. Our neighbor, Elmer who owned the cows about died laughing as he watched the whole deal. Lesson: Never, ever, turn your back on a steer named Billie. Fresh wet cowpie, the stuff of nightmares. I swear I smelled that cowpie for 2 weeks afterwards.
#1: If I was that white diver after I got finished at the dentists office I'd be on a serious hunt for them boys" messin' with the board.
ReplyDeleteAll three white, Bogside.
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The other two are bouncing the board in time with timmy in order to propel him higher. Its teenage dumbassery, not malice.
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#6, what kind of bird was that?
ReplyDeleteAustralian magpie.
DeleteThey are territorial during mating season, and are renowned for "swooping" on any passer-by that gets too close.
Being a meat-eater with a large, sharp, and VERY hard beak, it can be a terrifying (and sometimes painful) lesson to not get too close.
It looks like a Magpie.
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Australian magpie. They get very aggressive when they have chicks in a nest.
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I'm a lucky guy. I've stepped in a lot of fresh cow pies but I've never done a faceplant in one.
ReplyDelete#3: Jerry Nadlers swim trunks?
ReplyDeletemighty fine collection there WC.
ReplyDelete#8 Wish the gif was about five seconds longer to find out how many of those fools were still there after the wave receded.
ReplyDelete...and this why we love "Fucking Monday's" GIF Dump, because bad choices make good videos, to which we can LOAO.
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#4 - I did something similar with my two girls. We had a plain stroller (nothing fancy like today's Cadillac strollers) with a back seat that was an add on later. I was in Macy's with the 2 year old in the back seat and the baby in the front. The two yo decided she wanted to take a bite of the baby's ear. Baby started screaming, I picked up baby to comfort her without thinking about the weight of older child and diaper bag hanging off the stroller handle. Stroller immediately fell backwards and 2 yo was then screaming a duet with baby. Good times! Everyone survived!
ReplyDeleteI think damned near every parent and/or babysitter has backflipped at least one kid in their lifetime. Thank God they're flexible.
Delete#2 Fortunately, a pile of shit broke his fall....
ReplyDelete#8 Several people were injured today when Michael Moore belly-flopped into a pit a raw sewage....
#2. A steer in a corral nailed 12yr old me in the back so I face planted in a fresh cowpie, I was pycho pissed, grabbed a 4ft chunk of 2x4 and whacked that steer as hard as I could across the forehead. I barely got over the top rail as that pissed off steer was chasing me. Our neighbor, Elmer who owned the cows about died laughing as he watched the whole deal. Lesson: Never, ever, turn your back on a steer named Billie. Fresh wet cowpie, the stuff of nightmares. I swear I smelled that cowpie for 2 weeks afterwards.
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