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Friday, October 09, 2020

The shit I post on Facebook

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16 comments:

  1. Ooh, number 15. That is a textbook example of the "He needed killing" defense.

    Number 16. I don't care who you are, that there is funny.

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  2. #9 is a winner, but it'll have to be a big plug to hold the computer and radio...

    #20, its gangster to add "and shit", but its funnier to say "shit and"

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  3. #11: I think that's a direct Farrah Fawcett quote.

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    1. Saw her down in Austin one night on 6th street. Looked like hell and was with an ugly scrawny kid who was her dealer. What a damn same.

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    2. Farrah was a year behind me in out Junior High. She had all her freckles then. Her main boyfriend was Tip "C" who played on the football team (9th grade). Tip was kinda a buddy and needed to take care of something one evening during a school dance so he asked me to dance with Farrah while he did whatever it was he needed to do. She and I had a nice time. She was popular in school because she was kinda pretty and really friendly with most everyone.

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  4. #2 I wood not want to be in his condition. But it is (mostly unless muscles) a flesh wound.

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  5. #7 Couldn't be more factual. - Nemo

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  6. On #17, whats "DM's"?

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    1. Direct messages, instant messages - same thing. You can shoot somebody a message on FB without going to your email.

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  7. #16 reminded me of... https://imgur.com/qhZ8NIi

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  8. #15! Handy when all she has is a couple of 'skeeter bites.

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