Farrah was a year behind me in out Junior High. She had all her freckles then. Her main boyfriend was Tip "C" who played on the football team (9th grade). Tip was kinda a buddy and needed to take care of something one evening during a school dance so he asked me to dance with Farrah while he did whatever it was he needed to do. She and I had a nice time. She was popular in school because she was kinda pretty and really friendly with most everyone.
#19 don't mind if I do!
ReplyDeleteI read Knuckledragging and shit.
ReplyDeleteOoh, number 15. That is a textbook example of the "He needed killing" defense.
ReplyDeleteNumber 16. I don't care who you are, that there is funny.
#9 is a winner, but it'll have to be a big plug to hold the computer and radio...
ReplyDelete#20, its gangster to add "and shit", but its funnier to say "shit and"
#11: I think that's a direct Farrah Fawcett quote.
ReplyDeleteSaw her down in Austin one night on 6th street. Looked like hell and was with an ugly scrawny kid who was her dealer. What a damn same.
DeleteFarrah was a year behind me in out Junior High. She had all her freckles then. Her main boyfriend was Tip "C" who played on the football team (9th grade). Tip was kinda a buddy and needed to take care of something one evening during a school dance so he asked me to dance with Farrah while he did whatever it was he needed to do. She and I had a nice time. She was popular in school because she was kinda pretty and really friendly with most everyone.
Delete#1 and #7 tuned my piano.
ReplyDelete#2 I wood not want to be in his condition. But it is (mostly unless muscles) a flesh wound.
ReplyDelete#7 Couldn't be more factual. - Nemo
ReplyDelete#18 is a ball buster!
ReplyDeleteOn #17, whats "DM's"?
ReplyDeleteDirect messages, instant messages - same thing. You can shoot somebody a message on FB without going to your email.
Delete#16 reminded me of... https://imgur.com/qhZ8NIi
ReplyDelete#18 Fucked around and found out
ReplyDelete#15! Handy when all she has is a couple of 'skeeter bites.
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