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Friday, October 09, 2020

Your Friday Evening Florida Report

COLLIER COUNTY, Fla. – A 37-year-old man was arrested for allegedly beating a juvenile girl in the Coastland Center Mall food court after she denied his flirtatious advances. 

Naples police responded to the food court on Tuesday around 4 p.m. in reference to a fight in progress. 

Bruce Gordon claimed he was eating food when the victim approached him, called him a “bitch” and threw a cup of water on his shirt as he was leaving. Gordon told police he turned around and punched the girl in the face several times in “self-defense” before the victim’s brother hit him with a chair. 
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15 comments:

  1. Mike_COctober 10, 2020 at 12:06 AM

    You might think a man called "Bruce Gordon" would be a Scot.
    You'd be wrong.

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    1. wirecutterOctober 10, 2020 at 6:53 AM

      I know, I was shocked myself.

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    2. ElmoOctober 10, 2020 at 10:25 AM

      Bruce Gordon, aka Frank Nitti
      https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0330050/

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  2. AnonymousOctober 10, 2020 at 1:14 AM

    They didn’t specify what color the 17 yr old was.
    MadMarlin

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    1. DarylOctober 10, 2020 at 8:31 AM

      She had visible bruises on her chin......so my guess is she is a racist white girl for denying the advances from the One Of The Sacred Race.

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  3. AnonymousOctober 10, 2020 at 3:42 AM

    Wow. Played "guess the race" and won!

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  4. wv.citybillyOctober 10, 2020 at 5:51 AM

    feral

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  5. AnonymousOctober 10, 2020 at 6:50 AM

    Yep, the usual suspect for casual violence

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  6. bogsidebunnyOctober 10, 2020 at 7:03 AM

    Mr. Gordon's nickname is "Flash" and he thought the girl was Dale Arden.

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  7. Big AlOctober 10, 2020 at 7:06 AM

    My psychic powers increase as I get older.

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  8. Amahl_ShukupOctober 10, 2020 at 8:29 AM

    Cue the BLM protesters in 3...2...1...

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  9. MolonLabe2012October 10, 2020 at 8:54 AM

    He's damned lucky he only had a chair thrown at him. If anyone were to hit one of my daughters even once I'd beat them unconscious. If they were to hit one of them multiple times and kick them while they were on the ground I'd fucking shoot the assailant in the head.

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  10. scottdoeOctober 10, 2020 at 12:13 PM

    Tonight on Guess the Race !

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  11. captcraigOctober 10, 2020 at 6:01 PM

    I would do the Mozambique drill. It's a thing I practice.

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    1. ChaddOctober 10, 2020 at 9:41 PM

      AKA “Two to the chest, the face gets the rest.”

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