#6 -- I can relate to that situation. I once lived in a neighborhood where "vandals" took to driving off the paved roadway and thru ornamental plantings (bushes, etc) residents had planted near the road. After a couple times of having mine destroyed, and having to replant them, I buried a 4" piece of pipe vertically in the middle of the new planting. A few weeks later, I came out in the morning to go to work, and they had been at it again -- my planting was destroyed again, but this time, about 100' after the damaged bushes, I saw the start of an oil streak in the road, and it got bigger as it went along . I always wondered how far they got till their engine seized up. But, the vandalism stopped after that
A guy I used to work with had his mailbox repeatedly run down along with others on the block. He finally got disgusted, and buried a 6” pipe 5 feet into the ground, and filled it up with concrete. He then attached a new mailbox to the top of the pipe pillar. Late one evening he heard a big crash, and came out to find a car full of high school kids, with the right side of the car sheared off to the back passenger door. He called the cops, and the cops called the Postal Inspectors. Being charged with federal felonies is not a good way to end one’s high school career, and is not conducive to attending college.
My buddy got tired of having his mailbox and post wiped out by the snowplow. He got his lot surveyed, read the regs, and sunk 6" well casing 20 feet down and filled with cement.
The next winter, the wing-plow was 25 feet into the ditch and backwards. The county bitched, but he never lost another mailbox.
One winter when I was young, we finally got enough snow to make a snowman. Then a much older neighborhood kid tackled it and laughed at me. This happened a couple of times, and I whined to my Dad. He suggested I build the next snowman around a fire hydrant. Paybacks a motherfucker!
#7 there was a Japanese game show with English voice over called "Don't. Get. ELIMINATED" which was funny as hell. The contestants went through similar shenanigans only the two guys doing the dubbing made it even better.
Kid with the cups feels like he got suckered even though he was right.
ReplyDelete2020, every day is Fucking Monday.
ReplyDelete#10: does it matter? He should get a trophy anyway.
ReplyDeleteMad props to him.
Delete#10. Don't quit. Don't ever quit.
ReplyDeleteLooks like a Marine. He just goes through the obstacles.
Delete#1 is going to regret that move when he’s older
ReplyDelete#6 I can’t even .....
Looks like he was seriously due for an oil change anyway.
DeleteWhich Pubic Serpent came up with that idea?
DeleteA bag of portland cement weighs 96 pounds. The guy doing the cutting probably spent the rest of the day watching out for his ass.
ReplyDelete#6 -- I can relate to that situation.
ReplyDeleteI once lived in a neighborhood where "vandals" took to driving off the paved roadway and thru ornamental plantings (bushes, etc) residents had planted near the road. After a couple times of having mine destroyed, and having to replant them, I buried a 4" piece of pipe vertically in the middle of the new planting.
A few weeks later, I came out in the morning to go to work, and they had been at it again -- my planting was destroyed again, but this time, about 100' after the damaged bushes, I saw the start of an oil streak in the road, and it got bigger as it went along .
I always wondered how far they got till their engine seized up.
But, the vandalism stopped after that
A guy I used to work with had his mailbox repeatedly run down along with others on the block. He finally got disgusted, and buried a 6” pipe 5 feet into the ground, and filled it up with concrete. He then attached a new mailbox to the top of the pipe pillar. Late one evening he heard a big crash, and came out to find a car full of high school kids, with the right side of the car sheared off to the back passenger door. He called the cops, and the cops called the Postal Inspectors. Being charged with federal felonies is not a good way to end one’s high school career, and is not conducive to attending college.
DeleteMy buddy got tired of having his mailbox and post wiped out by the snowplow. He got his lot surveyed, read the regs, and sunk 6" well casing 20 feet down and filled with cement.
DeleteThe next winter, the wing-plow was 25 feet into the ditch and backwards. The county bitched, but he never lost another mailbox.
One winter when I was young, we finally got enough snow to make a snowman. Then a much older neighborhood kid tackled it and laughed at me. This happened a couple of times, and I whined to my Dad. He suggested I build the next snowman around a fire hydrant. Paybacks a motherfucker!
Delete#7 there was a Japanese game show with English voice over called "Don't. Get. ELIMINATED" which was funny as hell. The contestants went through similar shenanigans only the two guys doing the dubbing made it even better.
ReplyDeleteMXC Most Extreme Elimination Challenge - an English voice over of reruns from Takeshi's Castle.
DeleteWith your host, Guy LeDouche! That stuff made us howl. Worth staying up till 3AM when it was on satellite.
Delete#5 Is the show Wipeout, pretty funny. If you look at the lower right it says ABC!!! grayman
ReplyDeleteI don't know how #1 jumped back up like that. I've fallen hard on my back and I just wanted to lay there a while.
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