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Friday, December 18, 2020

Friday gifdump

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  1. AnonymousDecember 18, 2020 at 10:19 AM

    #9- Props for major dad skills.
    Dave

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    1. BeansDecember 18, 2020 at 12:52 PM

      And major negatives for putting it on the fucking internet where the kid will find it years from now and realize all her childhood was a lie, and then decides to have 'issues' and either becomes a crack whore, a heroin addict, a stripper or a combo of all three.

      Subtle hint, guys. Keep your fucking kids off the internet.

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    2. Bibliotheca ServareDecember 18, 2020 at 3:26 PM

      #9 Nice pick, Kenny. That and the elephant had me looking for onions being cut. Then the last one near killed me laughing.

      @Beans... methinks you're overreacting a bit.

      She'll see it and be reminded of how much her dad loved her. That's it.



      That said, yes: keep your kids off the friggin internet, people!! And for God's sake, don't humiliate them in front of billions of people, in exchange for "likes" or views! What part of "the internet is forever" is unclear? That video will follow him/her for the rest of his or her life.

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    3. jabrwokDecember 20, 2020 at 5:30 AM

      Ah, self-esteem building via deceit! What could possibly go wrong?

      I get that he's trying to make the kid (presumably his?) happy, but that's the wrong way to go about it IMHO.

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    4. D S CraftDecember 21, 2020 at 11:27 PM

      I agree with Beans @beans about the internet issues. People really do need to keep their kids fucking off the @internet for years because they’ll end up there eventually and after all the Internet is forever, right? Or was that diamonds or something? Anyway, they can come back to hunt you after the season is over. I’m not sure about the hole issues thing but I think I’ll take a little bit of all three and the combo as a bonus. And @Beans doesn’t have to be subtle gays, no more kids fucking on the internet unless you’re sending them to like, your aunt or something. Right on, Beans.

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  2. wallaceDecember 18, 2020 at 10:30 AM

    #9 is the best father. That little is going to have the best memory of him.

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  3. bogsidebunnyDecember 18, 2020 at 10:36 AM

    #10: Is that what's known as a bitch-slap?

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  4. Bright EyesDecember 18, 2020 at 11:06 AM

    #2 Never trust a girly boy to be a man.

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  5. AnonymousDecember 18, 2020 at 11:58 AM

    Gives a new meaning to attack dog.

    JFM

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  6. AnonymousDecember 18, 2020 at 2:41 PM

    #3 I want him on my bowling team.

    daddy-o

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  7. SeditionDecember 18, 2020 at 2:42 PM

    #6) I'm going straight to hell 'cause I laughed my ass off. That belongs on "Fuckin' Mondays".

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  8. Bobo the HoboDecember 18, 2020 at 3:07 PM

    I want #4!

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  9. RayDecember 18, 2020 at 3:10 PM

    #10 for da win. I've dated and mated tough chicks. BUT this one is tough love to the nynth degree. Swinging her bulldog on the leash and bringing down her attackder. 10 + with bonus for baddassery.

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  10. budnb55December 18, 2020 at 4:56 PM

    #1 #5 #8 animals are cool. If we just " tune" in . Some people do,but most are clueless.

    I'm no PETA asshole either. The Bible teaches that a righteous man considers his livestock.

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  11. seattleDecember 19, 2020 at 5:56 AM

    #9 This is why women sue employers for not doing their job and divorce men after 6 months. Worst Dad ever. When reality hours...

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