As a musician who has retired from playing gigs, I can relate to #18. Country music is the #1 example of this meme. Hot chicks make country music now, but Willie, Waylon, and Johnny, etc. made REAL music, that you knew that they lived.
10. Once upon a time in Texas we had been out deer hunting and stopped back in a small town at a friends house. A battered station wagon driven by an old man pulled up and picked up the crazy old lady across the street. The car was full of little old ladies going grocery shopping. I commented that it was nice of that guy to take all the Grannies to the grocery store and was told he charges them one bottle of cough syrup each because he had been banned from buying it. Early Texas version of Uber.
#3 The other day some Hawaii politician made a big speech about her getting the covid shot. The third sentence she mentioned she was a vegan. Third sentence!!! Must be some kind a record. Usually it's the first or second thing outta their mouths.
It's always a good idea to walk a mile in somebody's shoes. You end up a mile away from them with free shoes.
ReplyDeleteGood one.
Delete#20 for the win. I am not sure I w@ntto,live in my own head..things are getting just a little whacked up right now
ReplyDeleteIs it too late to nominate wirecutter for a Time Magazine Man of the Year participation trophy?
ReplyDeleteHe was. In 2006.
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And won!
Delete--Tennessee Budd
I am going with number one for the win. I giggled like a school girl
ReplyDelete# 16: "Me" is the personal pronoun for Hillary Clinton.
ReplyDeleteAs a musician who has retired from playing gigs, I can relate to #18. Country music is the #1 example of this meme. Hot chicks make country music now, but Willie, Waylon, and Johnny, etc. made REAL music, that you knew that they lived.
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I see you and raise you Joey Ramone and Shane MacGowan. Different genre, and far uglier.
DeleteAnd still ugly...Fat Mike will never win a beauty contest.
Delete10. Once upon a time in Texas we had been out deer hunting and stopped back in a small town at a friends house. A battered station wagon driven by an old man pulled up and picked up the crazy old lady across the street. The car was full of little old ladies going grocery shopping. I commented that it was nice of that guy to take all the Grannies to the grocery store and was told he charges them one bottle of cough syrup each because he had been banned from buying it. Early Texas version of Uber.
ReplyDelete#8 - Cocoanut Crabs. They WILL fuck you up. Go ahead and look it up.
ReplyDeleteThey're also called 'Robber Crabs.' And the claws are tasty.
I might be going to hell but
ReplyDelete#1 and #5 are funny as fuck !
#1 a bit off.
Delete#3 The other day some Hawaii politician made a big speech about her getting the covid shot. The third sentence she mentioned she was a vegan. Third sentence!!! Must be some kind a record. Usually it's the first or second thing outta their mouths.
ReplyDelete#1 Reminds me of my favorite sex position - the JFK: it's where I splatter all over her and she runs from the car, screaming.
ReplyDeleteDude, that was so aweful it entered into a new state of aweful and became awesome!
Delete#1 Too soon.
ReplyDelete#12 I can't stop laughing.
The possum is a nice touch.
DeleteIs #8 Lobsters or Crabs?
ReplyDeleteRemember, it's always better to have a lobster on your piano than a crab on your organ.
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