#20: Many years ago on my first active duty assignment I worked with a guy who told me a great practical joke. Buy a large dildo and wrap it in aluminum foil. Next time you go TDY with someone, you slip it in their carry on when they're not looking. You go through security BEFORE them and then turn around and watch the festivities.
Sir, is this your bag. Yes. Has it been in your possession the entire time? Yes. Please open it. OK. Sir....what is that? Umm.....I have no idea (as he unwraps this he hears you busting a gut and realization sets in)
#11 is that one of the Banana Splits?
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DeleteI believe that would be Bingo Sir...
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6, 8 & 9 - GREAT
ReplyDelete#4: But only a hand to the crotch spots fake genders.
ReplyDelete#20: Many years ago on my first active duty assignment I worked with a guy who told me a great practical joke. Buy a large dildo and wrap it in aluminum foil. Next time you go TDY with someone, you slip it in their carry on when they're not looking. You go through security BEFORE them and then turn around and watch the festivities.
ReplyDeleteSir, is this your bag.
Yes.
Has it been in your possession the entire time?
Yes.
Please open it.
OK.
Sir....what is that?
Umm.....I have no idea (as he unwraps this he hears you busting a gut and realization sets in)
20 yeah I know but dark humor
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