#1 Used to go out on a 14 mile frozen lake and go wild with a car. Great way to learn to drive on snow and ice. I was broad sliding one day to the right. My bud rolled down his window. It was like somebody opened a bottle of Fresca in the car. Instant four inches a snow inside all over. He turned and looked at me and snow was packed between his glasses and his eyes. Funny a shit.
Yep, there's nothin' like power sliding a 2 ton vehicle on snow and coming out the other end still on the road and going in the right direction. Front wheel drive vehicles took all the fun out of winter driving.
#5 is only the latest in a series of film crews being ripped off for thousands of dollars in equipment by the local Vibrancy representatives in San Francisco.
Watch some of Colin McRae's driving. He may have been fearless but his navigator? - he must have been on something. And four wheel drive put the front wheel drive out of business. What you learn driving on narrow country roads covered in mud and cow shit.
Cops practicing dynamic entry with a wall breaching charge. "Make a hole". Number two through was a little more stunned by the detonation than he expected and missed the opening. Hilarity ensued.
#6, I have a twin brother. This flour on the floor is nothing. I once climbed to the top of my mom's china cabinet to get a toy, she had hidden up there. I got the toy, after the china cabinet fell over onto the floor breaking every single piece of glass ware save one. That one piece, she picked up and smashed onto the floor. Her and my dad swept it all up and put it by the road, in our 55 gal. drum, which was our burning barrel. Later that night around 1 am, they started to hear explosions from the barrel. It seems that they had stored some firecrackers in a piece of china with a top, and had just swept everything up, dumped it out, then later started a small fire with our paper trash. That night, as the embers made their way down, far enough to find the firecrackers, they started to ignite them. Picture my parents in their night clothes, with a bucket of water, by the side of the road, of a very, very small town, trying to dump it into the barrel to put out the fire, with the firecrackers still going off from time to time. I won't tell you about the time I pushed my brother down the stairs in a box, playing rocket ship. Or getting our stomach's pumped due to him eating the entire box of baby aspirin. They didn't trust my pleadings that I only ate two. They try to make an impression on you when you are a young kid, when they have to pump your stomach. It is something that you never forget, even if you are only 2 years old.
#6 I remember my son decided to paint a hot wheels car with my quart of Rustoleum gloss black. And upended it in the middle of the living room carpet. 😆 Frank Fisher
#1 Used to go out on a 14 mile frozen lake and go wild with a car. Great way to learn to drive on snow and ice. I was broad sliding one day to the right. My bud rolled down his window. It was like somebody opened a bottle of Fresca in the car. Instant four inches a snow inside all over. He turned and looked at me and snow was packed between his glasses and his eyes. Funny a shit.
ReplyDeleteYep, there's nothin' like power sliding a 2 ton vehicle on snow and coming out the other end still on the road and going in the right direction. Front wheel drive vehicles took all the fun out of winter driving.
DeleteNemo
Did it with an M60A1 tank in the driver training area at Fort Knox when I was an instructor.
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DeleteI did it in an M113 APC at Grafenwoehr as a PV2. Nothing like joyriding in an armored vehicle, eh?
#10 rent don't buy ... dumbass
ReplyDelete#2 At least they put the traffic cones out. Your tax dollars at work.
ReplyDelete#10... ya think she said yes?
ReplyDelete#5 What's he stealing?
ReplyDelete#6 Little kids in action.
#10 I'm guessing that's a yes.
#5 is only the latest in a series of film crews being ripped off for thousands of dollars in equipment by the local Vibrancy representatives in San Francisco.
DeleteThanks, Rob. I was wondering the same about #5.
Delete#1 Gotta be a Finnish rally driver. Only the Finns disregard self-preservation and the laws of physics in such a manner.
ReplyDeleteWatch some of Colin McRae's driving.
DeleteHe may have been fearless but his navigator? - he must have been on something.
And four wheel drive put the front wheel drive out of business.
What you learn driving on narrow country roads covered in mud and cow shit.
#2,I guess they really do make them that stupid
ReplyDelete#10. I would say that was a yes.
ReplyDelete#10 She's telling him to hurry up because it is cold and she has to pee.
ReplyDeleteWhat's going on in #9?
ReplyDeleteCops practicing dynamic entry with a wall breaching charge. "Make a hole". Number two through was a little more stunned by the detonation than he expected and missed the opening. Hilarity ensued.
DeleteR. Douglas: The whole string of 'em were a little embarrassed by the fact that the detonation jarred the door open, making the 'breech' kinda moot.
Delete#6, I have a twin brother. This flour on the floor is nothing. I once climbed to the top of my mom's china cabinet to get a toy, she had hidden up there. I got the toy, after the china cabinet fell over onto the floor breaking every single piece of glass ware save one. That one piece, she picked up and smashed onto the floor.
ReplyDeleteHer and my dad swept it all up and put it by the road, in our 55 gal. drum, which was our burning barrel. Later that night around 1 am, they started to hear explosions from the barrel. It seems that they had stored some firecrackers in a piece of china with a top, and had just swept everything up, dumped it out, then later started a small fire with our paper trash. That night, as the embers made their way down, far enough to find the firecrackers, they started to ignite them.
Picture my parents in their night clothes, with a bucket of water, by the side of the road, of a very, very small town, trying to dump it into the barrel to put out the fire, with the firecrackers still going off from time to time.
I won't tell you about the time I pushed my brother down the stairs in a box, playing rocket ship. Or getting our stomach's pumped due to him eating the entire box of baby aspirin. They didn't trust my pleadings that I only ate two. They try to make an impression on you when you are a young kid, when they have to pump your stomach. It is something that you never forget, even if you are only 2 years old.
Thank you so very much. You just described most of my single digits -- glad I'm not the only one. Haven't laughed that hard in a long time.
Delete#10 - Still not as bad as that black chick that got demon possessed.
ReplyDelete#6 - Hunter has a visitor.
#6
ReplyDeleteI remember my son decided to paint a hot wheels car with my quart of Rustoleum gloss black. And upended it in the middle of the living room carpet.
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Frank Fisher
Don't know what you consider right away, unless you think I'm a troll. First time I ever commented, guess I learned not to waste my time.
ReplyDelete#6 Bet its a rental house.
ReplyDelete#10 I GET THE CAR. I GET THE HOUSE.
ReplyDeleteGive-me-all-your-savings-you-pitiful little-mouse.
#7 Two obese morons. Complete waste of space here and in life.
ReplyDeleteRussian slapping league contestant.
DeleteNumber One:
ReplyDeleteViking forest racing?