An 82-year-old Vietnam War veteran from South Carolina has been hailed a hero for protecting his wife from a knife-wielding home intruder by bludgeoning him to death with the butt of his shotgun.
And apparently this Sergeant Major is one of them. He didn't cower in the bedroom while he called the cops and he didn't shoot the guy. No, he buttstroked that motherfucker to death.
Hmm. Does this count as a gun death? Or will cause of death be "Stupidity, to whit, pissing off a retired US Army Sergeant Major and combat veteran in his own home and expecting to get away with it." Yet another example of Darwinism in action.
And this while, due to the new liberal dictionary rewrite, burglary no longer is burglary but instead is called looting. And that is allowed. This old man needs to be hanged, drawn, and quartered.
Doesn't look like the type of guy who'd swear in front of his wife, or at least not often, and probably never an MF-bomb. Safe bet he was thinking it really hard, though.
I don't know, my dad would've been 81 next month and he enlisted in 1957 at age 17, retired 20 years later. He went in too late for Korea, and before Vietnam ramped up. He was a two tour VN Vet before it was all said and done, though.
He didn't buttstroke him. According to his statement he beat the guy to death with the barrel. Yeah, I know it's just as good but let's be accurate with our language. It's like the difference between a clip and a magazine.
As it should be. Searched the idiot, no pictures, social media tributes from friends, obit no reference to getting his ass kicked. No commenting to link this story dammit.
Hmm. Does this count as a gun death? Or will cause of death be "Stupidity, to whit, pissing off a retired US Army Sergeant Major and combat veteran in his own home and expecting to get away with it." Yet another example of Darwinism in action.
ReplyDeleteIt's a covid death ... duh
Delete@DCE - Nope, he died of Covid-19! Bwahahaha!
DeleteIf a BB gun breaking a school bus window qualifies as a school shooting this case certainly qualifies as a gun death.
DeleteIf we can save the life of just one career criminal...
I just love it when a story has a happy ending, and in my state! Buttstock, barrel, no matter, the perp is just as daid...
ReplyDeleteBravo Sergeant Major. Your butt-stroke is out-fucking-standing!
ReplyDeleteHeh heh, you said butt stroke...
DeleteDCE, Someone, somewhere, will classify this as gun violence.
ReplyDeleteAmmo is hard to come by plus a good work out helps the heart.
ReplyDeleteAnd this while, due to the new liberal dictionary rewrite, burglary no longer is burglary but instead is called looting. And that is allowed.
ReplyDeleteThis old man needs to be hanged, drawn, and quartered.
Rumor has it he was screaming “ GET SOME MUTHERFUCKER”. At least in my version he was.....
ReplyDeleteDoesn't look like the type of guy who'd swear in front of his wife, or at least not often, and probably never an MF-bomb. Safe bet he was thinking it really hard, though.
DeleteRules in the Army #3 on the List "Stay the fuck off the Sar'majors Grass" Do NOT fuck with the senior NCO man... bad things happen
ReplyDeleteConsidering today's ammo prices, yeah bludgeon first and shoot if you have to.
ReplyDeleteHe's 82? Given his age he may have seen service not just in Vietnam.
ReplyDeleteI don't know, my dad would've been 81 next month and he enlisted in 1957 at age 17, retired 20 years later. He went in too late for Korea, and before Vietnam ramped up. He was a two tour VN Vet before it was all said and done, though.
DeleteIt's called a buttstroke.
ReplyDeleteLemmee see your war face, private!
ReplyDeleteHe didn't buttstroke him. According to his statement he beat the guy to death with the barrel.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I know it's just as good but let's be accurate with our language. It's like the difference between a clip and a magazine.
Shit like that makes my day.
ReplyDeleteAs it should be. Searched the idiot, no pictures, social media tributes from friends, obit no reference to getting his ass kicked. No commenting to link this story dammit.
ReplyDeleteA 61 year old burglar? Kinda old for that line of work, isn't it?
ReplyDeleteOld habits die hard.
ReplyDeleteAmmo is scarce and expensive.
Butt strokes are free.
And fun!