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Thursday, February 11, 2021

Surgeon removes Gorilla Glue from La. woman's hair after viral mishap

Tessica Brown, the Louisiana woman who went viral after she put Gorilla Glue in her hair, has finally had the adhesive removed Thursday. 

TMZ reports Brown underwent surgery to remove the Gorilla Glue spray that left her hair stuck in place. The Beverly Hills-based plastic surgeon who took up the task, Dr. Michael Obeng, reportedly offered to perform the $12,500 surgery for free.
-newmarket73

23 comments:

  1. Oh there's more...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zd1K9Ng0GE&feature=emb_logo

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  2. Instead of supidity not being painful, it is actually rewarded. 20k from gofundme and some no charge medical.

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  3. My translate app says GLUE is nappy sheen hair tonic...I guess she used the wrong app.
    R

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  4. This is a fine example of why humanity in general is sliding into the abyss of idiocy. Here we have an adult who's does a very stupid thing for whatever reason and does so intentionally. Throw into the mix a highly educated surgeon who fixes her stupidity, for free. Other than being ridiculed by most of society, there are zero consequences to what this buffoon did to herself. I'm all for helping out those in need who got there through no fault of their own, to a degree, but this is just pure and simple enabling. Go ahead! Be stupid! Take out a gazillion dollars in loans to get a useless degree in a field where there are 3 jobs worldwide and their all filled. Someone else will pay them off for you. Cover yourself with industrial strength adhesive then sue the manufacturer because they didn't label it "do not use as a personal lubricant" (like you're gonna read the gahdam label first....). Someone will fix it for you free and you'll get a 10 figure settlement!

    I can't dig a deep enough moat around my compound fast enough. Where do I find arctic grade alligators?

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    1. Maybe she'll help the gene pool by Gorilla gluing "love chute" (and her mouth).

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  5. Gorilla glue should never have used Tessica's photo on their products.

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  6. Bleach cleans right? How about Clorox? Clean right? How about mixing the two then drinking it? Insides nice and clean right? This story of idiot who thought it would be a good idea to spray on an excellent glue to make her hair stay flat makes exactly same sense but then the word "idiot" is in the language for a reason. Some people have no better good sense than a rock.

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    1. In her defense, her hair did stay flat as fuck, though.

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  7. Damn, that's a real bargain. Maybe she could get a deal on butt implants next.

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  8. So, I can tuck that bit of info away into my mental file: If I smear Gorilla Glue construction adhesive all over my largely-unused head and let it fester for several weeks or a month or two, the going price to get it off my brainless fucking head will be $12,500...

    I guess he'll do it free, she'll get some sort of exotic infection and sue his stupid ass for malpractice.

    Ed

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  9. What? Twelve large for a freaking haircut? And I haven't watched the video so I don't really know how fucked up this all was, but still... And of course the plastic surgeon just HAD to be from Beverly Fucking Hills. And again, haven't watched the video, but with a name like Tessica, do I really have to play the "Guess the Race" game?

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    1. No, you really don't. I've seen her picture, and you would be correct on your first try. Well, she got her 15 minutes and lots of free stuff, so I guess her plan worked.

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  10. Another example of Black History folks getting free shit.

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  11. That trumka asshole ain't pissed because biden cut union jobs. He is pissed because biden is making him look like a fool. He actually said that biden should have talked about the solar jobs prior to cutting off the pipleine.

    Trust me on this, no union leadership at the upper levels give one tiny little shit about any rank and file members. None, not one.

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    1. "Trust me on this, no union leadership at the upper levels give one tiny little shit about any rank and file members. None, not one."

      Geez, next thing, you're gonna tell that the prostitute I strangled last night didn't really love me!

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  12. Meanwhile, the Head of R&D for Gorilla Glue is explaining to the CEO why they will have a lighter adhesive for hair spray soon.

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  13. Why is there an entire month dedicated to people like this for?

    De Oppresso Liber

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  14. Why in the F#CK would anyone give money to a Go Fund Me for such an obvious moron???

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  15. https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0387808/
    EXACTLY where this nation/world is heading!

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    1. Right up there with Blazing Saddles. I have seen this film a dozen times or more and laugh every damned time. However, it is dangerously close to becoming a documentary rather than a comedy.

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  16. I’m surprised she didn’t put some on her hoo-hoo.

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  17. I’m surprised she didn’t put some on her hoo-hoo.

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  18. She'd have to stop spreading her legs to get it to stick.
    And, then, there goes the gravy train.

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