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Monday, February 01, 2021

Your Monday Morning Florida Report

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. – A naked Florida man stole what news footage showed to be a marked police vehicle and crashed it in a wooded area, officials said.
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  1. AnonymousFebruary 1, 2021 at 6:30 AM

    Maybe the donut crumbs embedded in his ass by the force of the crash will become infected. Then he can pull another Florida Man when he rampages naked around the hospital and crashes a stolen gurney.

    This is why we wear pants.

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  2. Fa Cube ItchesFebruary 1, 2021 at 12:03 PM

    Ballsy. Stupid, but ballsy.

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