#3 good argument for never buying a used car in Florida. He's not digging that thing out either. #7 definite broken toe. Tsk. Shoulda worn shoes. #8, off with their heads
Could be Rosarito Beach in Mexico Around 1979 I knew someone who didn’t pay attention to the tide down there and it cost him a small fortune in USD $ to have some Mexican with a tow truck with a 100+ feet of cable to drag him back in
Hey SON, You don't understand. People don't park above the water line and then wait till the tide rolls in and oops! they are stuck. NAAWWW that's not want happens. They are driving along the water edge and just have to drive in the water and make big splashes. Until they hit a spot of "quickie" sand. As kids we'd find some quickie sand and stand in ankle deep water and just kind of wiggle our feet and before long your feet would be under the sane three or four inches.
In another life I witnessed wreckers on Pismo Beach charging $400 for a tow and that was thirty years ago.
*) Seem like the "holier than thou" universally consider themselves to be immune to the laws pf physics. This is what gets Kennedy's killed in plane crashes and ski accidents.
In 24 hours or so it will be down to the floor pan sitting on the sand. And by that time the tide will go out and come back in. If a wrecker can catch it in low tide, they might get it out. That truck weighs 6000 pounds or so and with all four tires 3/4 buried, it will be a rough pull. That part of the beach is angled too. That makes it even worse. Of course the truck is a salvage at this point. Water and all the interior electronics don't mix.
What makes me wince about #5 is not the groin shot, it's the metal-on-metal noise, and the only ear protection both of them are wearing is earplugs, totally inadequate. That impact is as loud as firing a gun.
I "Smithed" and welded for years. Also worked oilfield. I very seldom wore ear protection. Mainly around gas turbine engines with high decibel sounds. It is the frequency that matters. If I shoot a 38 or 357 pistol my ears will ring for a week or so. But if I shoot a 44 mag or a 44SP or even a 45 my ears don't ring at all.
I am now 74 and can hear myself cum having sex with my 30 year old girl friends.
#10 Dodge truck feature - independent front wheel steering...
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#3 looks like a Range Rover,good! they suck
ReplyDeleteFuck Range Rovers. Over priced pieces of dog shit. Serves that guy right. Buy a Landcruiser dumb fuck!!
Delete#9 I'm sure the insurance will pay off on the windshield replacement. Just blame the poor kitty.
ReplyDeleteYeah. Right.
#3 good argument for never buying a used car in Florida. He's not digging that thing out either. #7 definite broken toe. Tsk. Shoulda worn shoes. #8, off with their heads
ReplyDeleteGG: #8, my first thought, too. Second thought: What, seat belt not requried?
DeleteCould be Rosarito Beach in Mexico
DeleteAround 1979 I knew someone who didn’t pay attention to the tide down there and it cost him a small fortune in USD $ to have some Mexican with a tow truck with a 100+ feet of cable to drag him back in
Hey SON,
DeleteYou don't understand. People don't park above the water line and then wait till the tide rolls in and oops! they are stuck.
NAAWWW that's not want happens. They are driving along the water edge and just have to drive in the water and make big splashes. Until they hit a spot of "quickie" sand.
As kids we'd find some quickie sand and stand in ankle deep water and just kind of wiggle our feet and before long your feet would be under the sane three or four inches.
In another life I witnessed wreckers on Pismo Beach charging $400 for a tow and that was thirty years ago.
Most of these are down to stupidity. The same species that has landed robots on Mars.
ReplyDelete*) Seem like the "holier than thou" universally consider themselves to be immune to the laws pf physics. This is what gets Kennedy's killed in plane crashes and ski accidents.
ReplyDeletelaw of physics: Don't run for the same political office as Hillary Clinton.
Delete#3 Come back tomorrow, maybe you can find it when the tide rolls out.
ReplyDeleteIn 24 hours or so it will be down to the floor pan sitting on the sand. And by that time the tide will go out and come back in. If a wrecker can catch it in low tide, they might get it out. That truck weighs 6000 pounds or so and with all four tires 3/4 buried, it will be a rough pull. That part of the beach is angled too. That makes it even worse.
DeleteOf course the truck is a salvage at this point. Water and all the interior electronics don't mix.
#3 - Just go buy a decent SUV!
ReplyDelete#5: Apparently didn't pay close enough attention on how to swing a sledge in Blacksmithing.
ReplyDeleteWhat makes me wince about #5 is not the groin shot, it's the metal-on-metal noise, and the only ear protection both of them are wearing is earplugs, totally inadequate. That impact is as loud as firing a gun.
ReplyDeleteI "Smithed" and welded for years. Also worked oilfield. I very seldom wore ear protection. Mainly around gas turbine engines with high decibel sounds. It is the frequency that matters. If I shoot a 38 or 357 pistol my ears will ring for a week or so. But if I shoot a 44 mag or a 44SP or even a 45 my ears don't ring at all.
DeleteI am now 74 and can hear myself cum having sex with my 30 year old girl friends.
The guy hitting the ice with a sledgehammer. What did he think was going to happen?
ReplyDeleteBy the next day that truck will be completely buried in #3.
ReplyDelete7 there goes a couple of toenails and lots of burning pain.
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