I was one of 3 water supply fire engines on a warehouse fire and a Vanhool charter bus ran over my 5" supply line after going around a bunch of traffic cones and a cop car. Talk about shitting and getting. I wanted to beat his ass. And the cops made him sit there until we were done. A little under 12 hours..... When you think you made something idiot proof along come bigger idiots. :/
Financially speaking, I'm not sure whether the busted oil pan(& etc.?) or the lost ring (2 months salary?) is the more painful results of stupidity and/or carelessness.
#3. When my older sister got married Larry, her husband, popped the cork and shot out most of the florescent lights in the building. The cork hit the first fixture and somehow started a chain reaction. JD
#5 Not sure why, but watching someone getting racked in the nuts is just about the funniest thing ever. It’s probably because I can relate. You can tell he’s an old fart—reaction time’s a little slow.
#1 is someone like me except who is an engineer and took the average frame height about the pavement added 2 inches to the mold design because he did not want it to stop the car just create public viewing entertainment
Was that DF in #9 actually watching a smartphone while cycling? If so, too bad it wasn’t a concussion.
ReplyDelete#8 How to avoid the crazy stuff that sometimes occurs in marriage proposals: My now wife and I went to the jeweler's together.
ReplyDelete#10: If that is liquid nitrogen spewing out, that doo doo for brains driver is in deep trouble.
ReplyDeleteKinda doubting it's nitrogen. Guy running over didn't have any ppe on and would probably have frozen his ass in place.
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#10 First, what is that spraying out of the truck nozzle? Steam? Second, why did this driver think it was a good idea to drive over that hose?
ReplyDeleteI was one of 3 water supply fire engines on a warehouse fire and a Vanhool charter bus ran over my 5" supply line after going around a bunch of traffic cones and a cop car. Talk about shitting and getting. I wanted to beat his ass. And the cops made him sit there until we were done. A little under 12 hours..... When you think you made something idiot proof along come bigger idiots. :/
DeleteIt's some kinda dry bulk commodity being blown by a pneumatic truck. My guess is cement but could be lots of things.
DeleteI believe that was an early 90’s Charlie Sheen coke party with curbside delivery.
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Financially speaking, I'm not sure whether the busted oil pan(& etc.?) or the lost ring (2 months salary?) is the more painful results of stupidity and/or carelessness.
ReplyDeleteIn the case of the lost ring, I'd say the Cosmos is trying to tell you something fella...
Delete#8 I guess 1/10th of a carat wasn't enough weight to keep the ring from blowing away.
ReplyDelete#3. When my older sister got married Larry, her husband, popped the cork and shot out most of the florescent lights in the building. The cork hit the first fixture and somehow started a chain reaction.
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#5 Not sure why, but watching someone getting racked in the nuts is just about the funniest thing ever. It’s probably because I can relate. You can tell he’s an old fart—reaction time’s a little slow.
ReplyDeleteStupid is supposed to HURT ---- alot. A fine collection Sir
ReplyDelete#1 is someone like me except who is an engineer and took the average frame height about the pavement added 2 inches to the mold design because he did not want it to stop the car just create public viewing entertainment
ReplyDeleteHow did I know that #1 was going to be a woman?
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