1) Not sure if I agree. If I was married to that looney tunes bitch I would have just jumped out of that airplane without a parachute. The part I worry about is that stupid "zoo" in Oklahoma is not all that far from here and there are idiots with a bunch of tigers. This is how you get a feral big cat population. (Now I've gone and admitted I watched Tiger King).
So many people in my life , I ask "How are you doing?" They respond, "not too bad . How are you?" I say, " Just bad enough." Makes them laugh. And think... Jeffersonian
#4: This is a time-honored Afghan tradition: if your woman gets uppity you just cut off her nose. To teach her a lesson, that is. Next in line are her ears. By then she should be compliant and docile. Never ever cut off any of her fingers or toes! Because then she becomes worthless as a beast of burden and you cannot work her to death in the fields anymore.
1) Not sure if I agree. If I was married to that looney tunes bitch I would have just jumped out of that airplane without a parachute. The part I worry about is that stupid "zoo" in Oklahoma is not all that far from here and there are idiots with a bunch of tigers. This is how you get a feral big cat population. (Now I've gone and admitted I watched Tiger King).
ReplyDeleteIf we had a population of big cats in the cities, it would solve a lot of problems.
Delete#8, 20 - pretty well sum it up.
ReplyDeleteYup - a lot of adulting sucks hard. Especially when you get older and your body decides to break down for no particular reason.
Delete#19 looks like the loser who passed out at the party then everyone scribbled dick pics on his face.
ReplyDelete#19 Either that or social studies class; English might be another choice.
ReplyDelete#16 I think the word you are looking for there is superstitious.
So many people in my life , I ask "How are you doing?" They respond, "not too bad . How are you?" I say, " Just bad enough." Makes them laugh. And think...
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#4: This is a time-honored Afghan tradition: if your woman gets uppity you just cut off her nose. To teach her a lesson, that is. Next in line are her ears. By then she should be compliant and docile.
ReplyDeleteNever ever cut off any of her fingers or toes! Because then she becomes worthless as a beast of burden and you cannot work her to death in the fields anymore.
#18, when a woman replies "what did you just say?" it is NOT a request for you to repeat it.
ReplyDeleteDon't ask how I know this.