Monday, June 14, 2021

"Jonah - just call me Jonah"

A veteran lobster diver is home from the hospital after he said he was swallowed by a humpback whale early Friday morning in Provincetown, Massachusetts. 

Michael Packard said his vessel was positioned off Herring Cove Beach, surrounded by a fleet of fishing boats.


  1. Story smells as fishy as a 3 day old Tuna.

  2. Recreational weed is now legal on Cape Cod. This clown likely stoned-watched Disney's PINOCCHIO the night before. When the whale simply bumped into him, he had a flash-back from the movie.

    Who scuba dives in the middle of a fishing fleet? Hey buddy, 60-degree water isn't "balmy."
    While you're at it, change your boat's name from "Ja'n J" to Pfizer.

    It's Provincetown. Are you sure that hooker from Commercial Street wasn't the one who "swallowed" you?


    1. That would be the GAY hooker from Commercial Street doing the swallowing from what I've heard.

  3. What was the whale doing in Provincetown, bar-hopping?

  4. I HATE when that happens...


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